Jackass: The Lost Tapes Page #8

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Hey, hey, I'll take that.

Hi, I'm Steve-O, and I'm the friendly

neighbourhood urinal.

MAN 1:
Oh, there he is!

MAN 2:
Steve-O!

Hey, anybody got to take a leak?

-Line up in front of Steve-O.

-Do it on Steve-O.

-Thank you, man. Thank you, man.

-Yeah, no problem.

This is my old friend, Jason.

(CROWD WHOOPlNG)

Yeah, my man. Come on over here.

STEVE-O:
Hey, you got to go?

MAN 3:
You got to pee?

STEVE-O:
You got to pee?

MAN 3:
Come here and take a piss, man.

Don't you feel the pressure

in your bladder?

Hey, Steve-O, juniper scent.

Yeah!

Yeah!

-You got facilities for a number two?

-MAN 3:
You gotta go number two?

I think we could probably work out

a number two.

MAN 3:
Anybody got

a number two in them?

MAN 1:
We need one for his head.

MAN 2:
Probably have to just

tuck your head down.

Here, put a pillow over on this side.

Heads up.

MAN 1:
You ready?

(GROANlNG)

MAN 1:
Get him back up.

MAN 2:
Wait, which is...

Is this the top or the bottom?

-Are you okay?

-No, I'm not.

That really hurt.

I want to see the playback.

MAN 1:
At one point, it just took off.

Like, you actually got airborne.

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