Jackass 3D Page #4

Synopsis: 'Jackass 3D' opens with the entire cast all lined up, each wearing a different color of the rainbow, in front of a rainbow colored background, each in turn being attacked in various ways. Some of the footage is slowed down for maximal effect. This is repeated again at the end of the movie with additional explosions mixed in with gallons of water to wash away the cast- chaos is resumed. Throughout the movie the team are subjected to the usual foray of physical abuse from team members or perform hilarious stunts (including some of the more stomach turning stunts such as the Sweat suit cocktail, Toy Train Eruption and Poo Cocktail Supreme - not for the weak stomached!).
Director(s): Jeff Tremaine
Production: Paramount Pictures/MTV Films
  1 win & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.0
Metacritic:
56
Rotten Tomatoes:
65%
R
Year:
2010
94 min
$117,222,007
Website
553 Views


Speed and velocity equals that.

- Good game. See you in the showers.

- Good game. See you in the showers.

Oh, f***!

That was perfect. That was perfect.

This is our friend, Will,

and he has a very special bottom.

Dude, you are one mingin' machine.

You ready? All right,

come on, dude, let's party.

- What about the trumpet?

- All right. Here he goes.

You're bringing jazz back

to the working man.

- We're on to something here.

- That's talent!

Hey, bud, dude,

can I bum a smoke?

Wait.

Bottoms up.

There's sh*t on the end...

Is there sh*t on the end?

- There's sh*t on there.

- Hey, look at this sh*t.

I saw it.

- That's f***ing gross.

- Dude, that was f***ing mingin'.

Let's get out the dart gun.

- Yeah.

- There you go.

Luckily, we had it handy.

- Do you want to practice?

- Let's get a balloon.

- Does it need to go down lower?

- Yeah, go lower.

You got it. You got it.

You might want to tuck

your nuts up.

No, no, no! I think you should leave

your legs just a little agape.

Steve-O, don't get your balls

in the way. You'll hurt 'em.

- Is this sucking in?

- Yeah, he's sucking in.

- Trippin' out.

- I'm seriously trippin'.

You wanna try the longer... Hey!

My name's Johnny Knoxville

and this is Bad Dog.

Oklahoma! Oklahoma!

F***!

Oh, my ass meat!

That dog... is athletic.

My ass hurts.

Lance, can you tell

I've been doing squats?

You know, I couldn't

have done this on the first...

...two movies, because

I never really did squats

or anything then,

but now I've been really

working out my butt and legs,

and it gave the dog

something to bite on.

Pretty good something

to bite on, if you ask me.

Yeah.

I'm Chris Pontius,

and this is the Helicockter.

Oh, no, you're flying it.

Yeah!

- Throttle back, throttle back!

- Throttle back!

Throttle back. Throttle back.

Oh, God!

Well, so much for my aviation career.

Oh, God. So much for my love life.

Yo, Novak.

- Oh, my God!

- Holy f***!

Oh, my God!

- Are you all right?

- Oh, my God!

Dude, you have no idea

how f***ing perfect that was.

Help me up. No, not that way.

Dude, we gotta see that sh*t.

Dude, it hit so f***ing hard, my face...

- That's the brake.

- Look at the weld.

- I've had stronger silverware.

- How fast does it go?

It's kind of fast

for being as cruddy as they are.

- So you're saying he might make it.

- He'll definitely make it.

- Dude, you got this.

- Nothing.

Nothing.

What's the furthest you've jumped

a motorcycle before?

I haven't jumped a motorcycle.

- So this will be your record.

- Yeah. I'm breaking records.

I'm doing the Snake River

Redemption and, hopefully,

if all goes as planned,

I will create a perfect rainbow,

ending up in Wee Man's pot of gold.

Or on Wee Man.

- Either way.

- Either way works.

The proud owner

of Wee Man's Chronic Tacos!

At least your run-up ramp

looks like a piece of microwave bacon.

Uphill!

A very patriotic, microwave bacon.

Just aim for the f***ing leprechaun.

I'm gonna try

and take out the leprechaun.

- Land in the gold.

- Steal his gold.

Whatever. Let's f***ing get it over with

and go have some f***ing tacos!

Sh*t!

- F*** yeah!

- You all right?

You OK?

We got a Dunn down!

You done good!

That was f***ing awesome.

That was awesome, Dunn!

Dude, that thing is squirrelly as sh*t!

That was so amazing!

I think its time

fora Wee Mans Chronic Taco replay.

Redemption is made!

I'm Preston Lacy,

and this is the Apple of My Ass.

- Want me to put it in, P?

- Put her in.

Help me out, O.

- What about the apple?

- I got it.

- Is it in there pretty good?

- I think so. I think so.

- A little deeper.

- I can make it fit way better.

- A little deeper.

- What?

- Hold it open, I'll put it in.

- There we go. That's in good.

- Oh, Steve-O.

- My balls.

Hold on.

You don't like apple

and peanut butter?

- Bring in Bob.

- Come on, Bob!

Oh, don't bring in Bob.

- Come on, Bob.

- Oh, my God.

- Make him work for it.

- Come on, Bob.

- Poor Bob.

- Come on, Bob.

- Get it, Bob.

- He smells.

Come on, Bobby. Bob-Bob. Bob-Bob.

- The old forbidden fruit.

- Come on, Bob.

- The Garden of Eatin'.

- Come on, Bob!

Grip it, grip it.

Bob.

He really got in there.

Oh, he's going back for more.

Don't move.

He's going back for more.

Good, baby.

Put it back in there? OK.

- Is that Bob?

- Oh, man.

It's in there!

It's still in there!

Get back down there!

Get back down. it's still in.

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

- Can I move this?

- Still have an apple in your ass?

Got it out.

Why did you do that, Jeff?

See, Bob? I told you it's not

that hard to get into a movie.

- You got it?

- Oh, no!

I was checking out my new

haircut in the mirror.

I was talking to Wee Man

over there, then I heard a...

I'm like, "What was that?"

"l know what that was."

Kinda hurt my nose.

It's like way, way up in my brain.

Me and the boys are about

to do a little Duck Hunting.

- Pun!

- oh, sh*t!

You guys all right?

- What did Andy do?

- He got f***ed up.

- Our timing was off.

- I don't know. When we jumped,

somehow I got under him, he got

on top of me, and he landed on me.

His head smashed me.

- Fm shaking.

- It hurt so bad.

- Got hit too.

- That looked hilarious.

Now it's Parks's turn,

and this duck's got

a little more meat on him.

Pull!

We lit him the f*** up.

Oh, my God!

I got welted.

!t's like f***in' falling

into a bees' nest.

- Holy crap!

- We killed Quack Quack.

- My whole back stings.

- Does it?

Yeah, ten, 11 right there,

and that one.

All right. So let's reload.

Get Dunn on there.

Looks like Dunn's up next.

Ready, C-sucker?

This one's a gobbler for sure.

Pull!

Good f***ing God!

I gotta give it to Paul Bunyans

4 0-foot tucking cartwheel.

You look like Buck Rogers

going through time, you know.

Yeah, I felt like I was

in the air for a fortnight.

Oh, my God.

Jump out!

I told you

I was gonna f***ing clear it.

That f***ing just happened, didn't it?

Hello. My name is Irving Zisman.

This is my wife and granddaughter,

and today I'm a Really Bad Grandpa.

No, you're not, Grandpa.

You're the best.

- Irving!

- Sorry, baby.

Sorry.

Sorry, man, sorry.

Excuse me, homeboy,

can you take our picture?

- I'm sorry to bother you.

- No problem.

I'm so...

Sorry. Thank you, buddy. OK?

- You know what? I'm gonna pass.

- You just hit the button there.

I'm going to pass on that.

Are you underage?

No. This is my granddaughter.

She's of age. She's 19.

Sir, you shouldn't be

kissing your granddaughter,

slapping your granddaughter's

ass like that, sir.

- She's of age.

- You can go to jail for that.

I don't... I'm trying.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

You shouldn't be doing that

to your granddaughter.

- What are you doing?

- Honey, I don't even know this man.

I don't care. You're with your

granddaughter. That's terrible!

- I've never seen anything like it...

- This is my wife.

- This is your wife?

- Yes. Honey, I'm sorry.

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Jeff Tremaine

Jeffrey James Tremaine (born September 4, 1966) is an American showrunner, filmmaker and formet magazine editot. He is most closely associated with the Jackass franchise, having been involved since the inception of the first TV show. Tremaine is the former editor of the skating culture magazine Big Brother and a former art director of the influential BMX magazine GO as well as a former professional BMX rider. Jeff was the executive producer on the MTV reality series Rob and Big and now works as the executive producer of Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, Ridiculousness, Nitro Circus, and Adult Swim's Loiter Squad. In 2009, it was announced that Tremaine would be directing the second sequel to Jackass, titled Jackass 3D. It was filmed in 3D starting in January 2010. The whole cast of the previous movies returned.In January 2014, it was announced that Tremaine would be directing the Mötley Crüe biopic The Dirt. Tremaine then made a public appearance at the band's final tour press conference on January 28, 2014 confirming and also speaking on the film expressing his excitement. One year later, Focus Features announced that they had picked up the film, keeping Tremaine on to continue with directing. In 2015, Tremaine directed and hosted the WWE Network series, WWE Swerved. In July 2015, Tremaine directed Angry Skies, a 30 for 30 film, for ESPN. In September 2016, Tremaine directed a new safety video for American Airlines. more…

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