Jackboots on Whitehall Page #6

- Nein! Nein!

- Take that!

Oh, ja!

Oh, the Scots have ruined everything!

Air Force One, comin' through!

All right, ya Russian NaZi a**holes,

it's just you and me now.

Hey, boys! I'm back!

There's someone alive in here!

He's bleeding!

Help me!

The day is ours, gentlemen.

And ladies.

The day is ours.

Christopher, this is your victory.

Here we go!

Forwards to England!

Mein Fhrer! It's a counterattack!

Ze Scots have breached the city walls!

We must get you out of London now!

Mein Gott! Get me out

of Zis godforsaken country.

Drive! Drive!

Into the tunnel, now! Now!

We did it, Daisy.

Yeah! We won the war!

- Aye, all right!

- Hooray!

Those big hands are going to make me

the happiest woman in England.

Ah! Looks like the hen

has found her cock.

You stupid b*tch!

Watch your backs,

cavalry comin' through.

Fiske! You're alive!

Billy Fiske never dies.

Hey, where's that Frenchy gone?

Alors!

I do love this car!

Son of a b*tch.

Urgent letter for Mr Churchill

coming through.

Aha!

Finally, me pension has arrived.

Mm, a nice peaceful retirement, hmm?

If they think they can

get rid of me that easily,

they've got another thing coming!

Now England and her empire

shall last a thousand years!

Zen again, maybe not.

I'm gonna eat your face!

Ah, close enough for me.

I'm gonna put

my big Scottish willy in ya!

Chris? What have you done?

You forgot your bicycle!

Let us retake this English castle!

England is ours!

Bugger.

Long live the Scottish Empire!

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