Jarhead Page #5
On top of the world, huh?
Yes, Staff Sergeant!
Well, I have
more important things to do...
like play with my balls.
But guess what,
you guys are scheduled...
for a little two-day vacation
back in the rear...
so I suggest
you get your sh*t together.
You can start
by taking all that down.
(Marine)
F***!
(Sykes)
Yeah, whatever.
[Thunder rumbling]
(Troy)
Come on, Swoff, pack up.
(Fowler)
Your mommy again, Fergie.
What are you listening to?
(Fergus)
My mom's Christmas tape.
You're a retard.
(Troy)
Fergus, you and your mom
got fire watch tonight.
(Fergus)
Man, that's two
straight weeks.
Why does it have to be me?
(Troy)
'Cause you're so boot.
(Fowler)
You are boot.
Oh, yeah.
That's the third
f***ing time, man.
What's that?
I just want it to say
"no preference. "
Is that so f***ing hard?
What difference does it make?
God knows you're
"no preference. "
(Kruger)
At least they got
the blood type right.
rather get? The wrong prayer
or the wrong blood?
(Fowler)
One lonely pink letter
from Sacramento.
Kristina. I wonder
what she's up to?
Now, I dare you...
(Fowler)
Go jerk off outside.
(Cortez)
Oh, my God.
(Marine #1)
What?
Oh, my God, man, I have a son!
[All yelling]
I got a f***ing son, man!
I got a little boy!
(Marine)
Let's see.
Look at that cute kid.
You better check
the mailman, bro.
This baby's a gringo, man.
No way. That's definitely
Montezuma Jr.
I don't care, as long as
he's not a Cuban
with a little dick.
Cortez, can I see him?
Here you go, Pinko.
He's beautiful, man.
[All cheering]
(Cortez)
I'll put my little boy up.
Doesn't look good.
Kristina has a new friend,
man.
She got a new friend?
He's the night manager
at her hotel, and she says
he's a good listener.
Man! This is getting worse.
He's f***ed, man.
Oh, I told you. I told you.
She's one of those girls
with a military fetish.
Yeah, and she's getting off
when she tells the Jody...
that her boyfriend's
a jarhead.
Yeah, man, f***.
All right, f*** off.
I can see it.
I can see it now.
She works in a hotel.
She goes into
a vacant room, right?
Grabs onto the pole and goes,
"Jody! Jody! Six-foot-four!"
(Troy)
Hey, hey, hey.
Go pull the legs off a spider.
Okay, Corporal.
(Kruger)
Hey, Swoff. That's right.
Cheer up, man.
We heading back to the rear.
We'll get some AC...
sh*t in a flush toilet,
you can use the phone.
I'm gonna call her.
(Kruger)
You f***ing A.
Even if she is f***ing
someone else.
Root beer shower!
No more monkey ass!
[All cheering]
Root beer shower!
[Marine hooting]
What? Where are you going?
To work.
Where you going?
Hey, look, it's a cock,
but smaller.
[People chattering]
##[Something in the Way
playing]
[Breathing heavily]
F***!
F***!
(Kristina)
Hello?
Kris, it's me.
Hello?
Hello.
[Laughing]
Oh, my God, Tony.
How are you? I'm good.
How are you?
[Laughing]
Missing you.
I'm all right.
I'm missing you, too.
I saw your mom.
We went to visit your sister.
How is she?
Your mom?
No, Rini.
She's doing better.
So this guy...
Did you get the pictures?
Yeah, I got them.
They're great.
Did you see the one
of you and me?
The guy at the hotel...
Who?
How well do you know him,
Kris?
Who, Carl? He's just a friend.
How well do you know him?
Tony, he's just a friend.
Hello?
Yeah, I'm here.
Hello?
Kris?
Tony?
I'm here.
Tony!
Kris?
God.
Kris?
[Off-the-hook phone beeping]
[Water running]
[Retching]
[Coughing]
You were making
some pretty weird sounds, man.
Dettman's wife sent him
Deer Hunter.
Let's go watch it.
[Coughing]
(Fowler)
Put it on!
Shut up, Fowler,
you f***ing sh*t bird!
Shut the f*** up.
(Dettman)
You shut up already.
(Marine)
Yeah!
##[Deer Hunter
theme music playing]
Get your boot off
my f***ing chair,
you f***ing boot.
Rude motherf***er, Swoff.
[Groaning]
[All yelling]
What the f***?
That's my wife.
That's my f***ing wife!
Oh, f***. That's my wife.
That's Clancey.
That's my f***ing neighbor.
I lent him my f***ing car.
That's my wife.
That's my f***ing wife!
[Moaning]
You f***ing b*tch!
No! You slut! No!
F***!
[Crying]
You don't need
to see this sh*t.
Oh, f***, baby.
You don't need to see this.
Swoff, come on.
Take him outside.
Come on, Dettman. Come on.
F***! I wanna go home!
(Dettman)
I wanna go home.
Who's f***ing around now,
Brian?
[All yelling]
F***ing f*ggot, man!
Let's watch it again!
[All cheering]
[All chattering]
That's enough! That's enough!
(Fowler)
No, no, no! Why?
That's his f***ing wife!
[Screaming]
[Marine booing]
No fun!
What are you doing?
I'm waiting for you to leave
so I can watch it again.
Why do you want to
watch it again?
I want to watch it again.
Why?
I want to see
what it's like...
f*** your girlfriend.
[Exhales]
Come on. Get your sh*t.
Come on. We're going back.
(Swoff)
For most problems...
the Marine is issued
a solution.
If ill, go to sickbay.
If wounded, call corpsman.
If dead,
report to graves registration.
If losing his mind, however...
No...
standard...
solution...
exists.
What's up, buddy?
Merry Christmas.
Yeah.
I hear you got some good sh*t.
Fly, rumor, on winged feet.
Here...
read this.
What is it?
It's a love letter
for the Major.
I write all of his letters.
"Dear sweet Gloria,
I wish I was up in you now...
"with a finger in your ass.
"Love you, Captain Skinboat. "
I studied classics
at Dartmouth.
It's a good school.
$40, five gallons.
[Whistling]
Hey, Swoff.
Which way do I mount this?
What does it say?
"Front toward enemy. "
Oh, yeah.
Got to be a clue.
Thanks. Sorry.
Fergus, you take
my watch tonight,
I'll pay you back.
(Fergus)
Not again. It's Christmas Eve.
I'll send you out
a f***ing tree.
Oh, great, a tree.
Merry Christmas.
##[OPP playing on radio]
# I'll take you
frame by frame it #
# To have y'all jumpin'
shall we sing it #
# O is for Other,
P is for People
scratchin' temple #
# The last P, well,
that's not that simple #
# You down with OPP ##
[yelling]
[All yelling]
# The first two letters
are the same #
# The last is something
different #
# It's the longest,
loveliest, leanest
I call it the leanest #
# It's another
five letter word ##
[all yelling]
[All cheering]
##[Grandma Got Run Over
by a Reindeer
playing on radio]
##[OPP playing on radio]
[All cheering]
F***ing killers!
##[Grandma Got Run Over
by a Reindeer
playing on radio]
Sh*t!
Sh*t!
[Marines yelling]
Sh*t.
[Marines all cheering]
Oh, sh*t!
[Flares exploding]
(Swoff)
What the f***?
Come on! Now!
Let's get some!
[Marines yelling]
F***! F***! F***! F***! F***!
What the f*** is that?
It's time to do it all!
It's time for me to...
(Fergus)
Sorry, guys. I'm really sorry.
It was my sausages.
F***er's f***ed now.
[Retching]
So do you have all of that
unauthorized beverage
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