Jason Nash Is Married Page #5
Your mourn? What's that?
Your mourn?
It's, uh, your mourn.
It's like... it's like, you know,
if your husband or wife dies,
it's like,
who will be your mourn?
Who will you go to?
And I said, "Erica savage."
'Cause I think
So...
- Uh... Thank you, I guess?
- You're welcome.
- That's kind of an awful thing
to think about.
It's pretty morbid.
- Yeah, it's a little morbid.
- Kind of weird.
- It's a little...
yeah, it's a little morbid.
- Kind of effed up.
- Sure, sure.
But I mean, you know...
with me.
- Yeah.
- So if your wife dies,
I'm the one.
I'll be waiting for that.
I'm gonna be waiting for that.
Thanks a lot, Jason.
- No, no, that's...
- No, I really appreciate it.
- Erica,
that's not what I meant.
You...
Erica.
Good talk.
- Jason, I want you
to do something for me.
I want you to say, out loud,
"I am good enough."
Go ahead and do that.
- I really don't want
to do that.
- Mm, I know
you don't want to do it,
but I think you should.
Go ahead and say it, out loud.
"I am good enough."
Say it out loud.
I am good enough.
- How'd that feel?
I... okay.
- That's right. Say it again.
"I am good enough."
- Are you serious?
- Yes, I am.
- I am good enough.
- How'd that feel?
- Good.
- It felt pretty good, right?
- Yeah.
- Say it one more time, louder.
"I am good enough."
- Now how'd that feel?
- Good.
- "I am a funny comedian,
and I can do anything."
- I am a funny comedian,
and I can do anything.
- Right? Does that feel good?
- Yeah.
- "I can be successful
at comedy."
- I can be successful at comedy.
- That's right.
How'd that feel?
- Good.
- Give me some more.
What else can you do?
- I can, uh, get up on stage
and make people laugh.
- That's right.
What else can you do?
- I can do anything
I put my mind to!
I can write screenplays!
- Mm, screenplays
are pretty hard.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Too hard for you.
- I just think
I think we got...
I mean, I really think we got...
- it writes itself, right?
have a really good handle on it.
It's just, we need to go over
a couple of these notes and...
- do you have any key points?
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Oh, good.
Okay, so you remember Chris.
- Jason, yeah, good to see you.
- Hi, Chris.
Good to see you again.
- CHRIS IS ONE OF THE CREATORS
OF VORTEX.
- Oh, yeah.
RIGHT HERE.
THE VORTEX FINALE?
- OH, YEAH, VORTEX.
We've... we watched...
- what was your favorite part?
- Um... Well...
- You liked the surprise
at the end.
- Yeah.
- And the cliffhanger.
- The end.
- Thank you so much.
- When they all ended up
just being in the same place
they started...
- It has huge, huge numbers.
I mean...
- Now I'm blushing.
What are you working on?
- Well, I went and pitched
this thing to this guy,
and he sort of misheard me.
I said... I said
I was working on something
with David Fincher, maybe.
- I love David Fincher.
I've seen all of his stuff.
That's great.
- Yeah.
- So it's sort of like
like, updating it for...
- well, we'll see.
We'll see what the idea is...
- Okay, yeah.
- So good.
- IT'S ACTUALLY... THE SHOW
HAS TO BE CALLED ADVENTURE BABY
'cause he misheard me.
- Cool.
- But maybe I can...
- well, as long as you bring in
- I don't know if they'll...
I don't know if they'll be any...
- uh, so, J... so, listen, we're
just nailing out this pitch,
'cause we have it on Monday,
and we need to work for two,
- By the way, this tile, unreal.
I love that you guys
are tile people.
- Yeah.
- We love it.
We love... we love doing
what busy wants to do.
So...
- J, it's gonna be two,
three hours tops, work here,
and then if you can just
keep an eye on the kids.
And we'll... - yeah.
- We'll be done very soon.
- Of course.
Oh, looks like
there's somebody here.
- Let me get that.
- Okay.
- Do you guys
want something to drink?
- Arnold Palmer.
- Arnold Palmer?
- What do you want?
- Gatorade.
- Gatorade. I don't have...
I'll see if I have gatorade.
- Hey!
- Hi.
- How are you doing?
- Really, really good.
How are you?
- I'm doing great.
Are you doing better
since the other day?
- Yeah, yeah.
You know, I thought about
what you were saying,
and I get it now.
- Oh, my God.
What I was saying was so stupid.
I am so sorry that...
- it's not stupid, Jason.
I love you too.
- No, no, Erica,
that's not what I was saying.
- I know you weren't saying it
because you couldn't say it.
We have to tell busy.
- Tell busy what?
- That we love each other
and we want to be together.
I can try to get Ariel back.
- I... I'm in love with busy.
I'm not...
I don't want to be with you.
I just... I just was saying it
in a hypothetical scenario.
- It's okay.
You don't have to be scared.
- Erica, you have to go.
You've taken this
to the wrong place.
is the right place.
- And so we have to...
hey, who was at the door?
- Oh, uh, nobody. Nobody.
Um, you know what?
Let me get, uh...
- Ow.
- Oh, uh, nobody.
Oh, you know what?
I didn't get the drinks.
- Okay.
- Let me get those drinks
for you guys.
- Erica? Oh, my...
what are you doing here?
- Hello.
- Whoa.
- Oh, Jason didn't tell you
he just slammed the door
in my face?
- No.
No, he didn't tell me that.
Jason...
- and that we're in love
with each other.
- Oh, good lord.
- That's not what I said, Erica.
I simply said, if busy died,
that you would be my mourn,
that I would want to be
with you.
- I know.
- Just like if I died...
- No.
- Chris would be busy's mourn.
That's all I said.
- Jason,
I want to be with you too.
Let's just all tell the truth
to each other.
- Okay, I'll tell you the truth.
Busy was right.
You are crazy,
and you need to leave.
- Yeah, right.
- Just...
- Hey, are you dating anyone?
- How do you mean?
- Erica, go.
- I'm right across the street,
if you want to come over
after your meeting.
A**HOLE.
- She's cute.
- I am so sorry.
- IT'S FUNNY, THAT WHOLE MOURN
THING WE DID ON MY SHOW, VORTEX.
- No, no, that's my thing.
That's my idea.
- You must've taken it
from the show,
because we did it years ago.
OH, MY God, HE'S RIGHT.
It was, like, the end
of the first season, right?
There was a whole episode
about your mourn.
It was just... it was one episode,
to be fair.
- Yeah, I guess...
no, I guess that's yours, so...
- How about those drinks, man?
- Yeah. Yeah, the drinks.
- Thanks, man.
- Busy was around
successful dudes all the time.
It was like a parade
of white guys exactly like me,
only they all had
health insurance.
I knew if our relationship
was gonna survive,
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