Jason Nash Is Married Page #5

Synopsis: Jason is stuck living in the shadows of his more successful wife and two young kids. When debt threatens to destroy his family, he jump-starts his career, a move that sends him down of a rabbit hole of nefarious characters and sociopaths. Along the way, he must confront a pedophile movie star, a chauvinistic therapist, a trust-fund cokehead and a painful discussion about who his wife would marry if he died. Yet when Jason finally finds success he realizes there's more to marriage than just paying the bills.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Jason Nash
Production: CC:Studios
 
IMDB:
5.2
NOT RATED
Year:
2014
85 min
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Your mourn? What's that?

- You never heard that term?

Your mourn?

It's, uh, your mourn.

It's like... it's like, you know,

if your husband or wife dies,

it's like,

who will be your mourn?

Who will you go to?

And I said, "Erica savage."

'Cause I think

we would get along great.

So...

- Uh... Thank you, I guess?

- You're welcome.

- That's kind of an awful thing

to think about.

It's pretty morbid.

- Yeah, it's a little morbid.

- Kind of weird.

- It's a little...

yeah, it's a little morbid.

- Kind of effed up.

- Sure, sure.

But I mean, you know...

- thanks for sharing that

with me.

- Yeah.

- So if your wife dies,

I'm the one.

I'll be waiting for that.

I'm gonna be waiting for that.

Thanks a lot, Jason.

- No, no, that's...

- No, I really appreciate it.

- Erica,

that's not what I meant.

You...

I was trying to cheer you up,

Erica.

Good talk.

- Jason, I want you

to do something for me.

I want you to say, out loud,

"I am good enough."

Go ahead and do that.

- I really don't want

to do that.

- Mm, I know

you don't want to do it,

but I think you should.

Go ahead and say it, out loud.

"I am good enough."

Say it out loud.

I am good enough.

- How'd that feel?

I... okay.

- That's right. Say it again.

"I am good enough."

- Are you serious?

- Yes, I am.

- I am good enough.

- How'd that feel?

- Good.

- It felt pretty good, right?

- Yeah.

- Say it one more time, louder.

"I am good enough."

- I AM GOOD ENOUGH.

- Now how'd that feel?

- Good.

- "I am a funny comedian,

and I can do anything."

- I am a funny comedian,

and I can do anything.

- Right? Does that feel good?

- Yeah.

- "I can be successful

at comedy."

- I can be successful at comedy.

- That's right.

How'd that feel?

- Good.

- Give me some more.

What else can you do?

- I can, uh, get up on stage

and make people laugh.

- That's right.

What else can you do?

- I can do anything

I put my mind to!

I can write screenplays!

- Mm, screenplays

are pretty hard.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Too hard for you.

- I just think

it's really solid here.

I think we got...

I mean, I really think we got...

- it writes itself, right?

- Pretty much, and I think we

have a really good handle on it.

It's just, we need to go over

a couple of these notes and...

- do you have any key points?

- Hi.

- Hey.

- Oh, good.

Okay, so you remember Chris.

- Jason, yeah, good to see you.

- Hi, Chris.

Good to see you again.

- CHRIS IS ONE OF THE CREATORS

OF VORTEX.

- Oh, yeah.

- AND WE GOT THE NEXT VORTEX

RIGHT HERE.

- YEAH, DID YOU SEE

THE VORTEX FINALE?

- OH, YEAH, VORTEX.

We've... we watched...

- what was your favorite part?

- Um... Well...

- You liked the surprise

at the end.

- Yeah.

- And the cliffhanger.

- The end.

- Thank you so much.

- When they all ended up

just being in the same place

they started...

- It has huge, huge numbers.

I mean...

- Now I'm blushing.

What are you working on?

- Well, I went and pitched

this thing to this guy,

and he sort of misheard me.

I said... I said

I was working on something

with David Fincher, maybe.

- I love David Fincher.

I've seen all of his stuff.

That's great.

- Yeah.

- So it's sort of like

a David Fincher meets...

like, updating it for...

- well, we'll see.

We'll see what the idea is...

- I SAW SOCIAL NETWORK.

- Okay, yeah.

- So good.

- IT'S ACTUALLY... THE SHOW

HAS TO BE CALLED ADVENTURE BABY

'cause he misheard me.

- Cool.

- But maybe I can...

- well, as long as you bring in

that David Fincher structure.

- I don't know if they'll...

I don't know if they'll be any...

- uh, so, J... so, listen, we're

just nailing out this pitch,

'cause we have it on Monday,

and we need to work for two,

maybe three hours tops,

if you could watch the kids.

- By the way, this tile, unreal.

I love that you guys

are tile people.

- Yeah.

- We love it.

We love... we love doing

what busy wants to do.

So...

- J, it's gonna be two,

three hours tops, work here,

and then if you can just

keep an eye on the kids.

And we'll... - yeah.

- We'll be done very soon.

- Of course.

Oh, looks like

there's somebody here.

- Let me get that.

- Okay.

- Do you guys

want something to drink?

- Arnold Palmer.

- Arnold Palmer?

- What do you want?

- Gatorade.

- Gatorade. I don't have...

I'll see if I have gatorade.

- Hey!

- Hi.

- How are you doing?

- Really, really good.

How are you?

- I'm doing great.

Are you doing better

since the other day?

- Yeah, yeah.

You know, I thought about

what you were saying,

and I get it now.

- Oh, my God.

What I was saying was so stupid.

I am so sorry that...

- it's not stupid, Jason.

I love you too.

- No, no, Erica,

that's not what I was saying.

- I know you weren't saying it

because you couldn't say it.

We have to tell busy.

- Tell busy what?

- That we love each other

and we want to be together.

I can try to get Ariel back.

- I... I'm in love with busy.

I'm not...

I don't want to be with you.

I just... I just was saying it

in a hypothetical scenario.

- It's okay.

You don't have to be scared.

- Erica, you have to go.

You've taken this

to the wrong place.

- Sometimes the wrong place

is the right place.

- And so we have to...

hey, who was at the door?

- Oh, uh, nobody. Nobody.

Um, you know what?

Let me get, uh...

- Ow.

- Oh, uh, nobody.

Oh, you know what?

I didn't get the drinks.

- Okay.

- Let me get those drinks

for you guys.

- Erica? Oh, my...

what are you doing here?

- Hello.

- Whoa.

- Oh, Jason didn't tell you

he just slammed the door

in my face?

- No.

No, he didn't tell me that.

Jason...

- and that we're in love

with each other.

- Oh, good lord.

- That's not what I said, Erica.

I simply said, if busy died,

that you would be my mourn,

that I would want to be

with you.

- I know.

- Just like if I died...

- No.

- Chris would be busy's mourn.

That's all I said.

- Jason,

I want to be with you too.

Let's just all tell the truth

to each other.

- Okay, I'll tell you the truth.

Busy was right.

You are crazy,

and you need to leave.

- Yeah, right.

- Just...

- Hey, are you dating anyone?

- How do you mean?

- Erica, go.

- I'm right across the street,

if you want to come over

after your meeting.

A**HOLE.

- She's cute.

- I am so sorry.

- IT'S FUNNY, THAT WHOLE MOURN

THING WE DID ON MY SHOW, VORTEX.

- No, no, that's my thing.

That's my idea.

- You must've taken it

from the show,

because we did it years ago.

OH, MY God, HE'S RIGHT.

It was, like, the end

of the first season, right?

There was a whole episode

about your mourn.

It was just... it was one episode,

to be fair.

- Yeah, I guess...

no, I guess that's yours, so...

- How about those drinks, man?

- Yeah. Yeah, the drinks.

- Thanks, man.

- Busy was around

successful dudes all the time.

It was like a parade

of white guys exactly like me,

only they all had

health insurance.

I knew if our relationship

was gonna survive,

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Jason Nash

Jason Eric Nash (born May 23, 1973) is an American actor, writer, director, comedian and YouTube personality. Best known for his channel on Vine, he was also a semi-finalist on Last Comic Standing in 2010. In 2016, Nash co-produced and starred in the movie, FML alongside friend and fellow YouTuber, Brandon Calvillo. more…

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