Jason Nash Is Married Page #6
I HAD TO MAKE:
ADVENTURE BABY WORK.
- Ha! That's great.
- It's funny, right?
- Yeah.
- So that's it, you know.
ADVENTURE BABY.
He's a baby,
but he's really subversive,
and, you know, he gambles
and he smokes cigarettes
and he fights crime.
And he smokes... he smokes pot.
- Yeah.
- I love that.
And obviously, it doesn't
have to be real pot,
because the parents of the
babies that you get to play this
are not gonna...
they're obviously gonna say,
"I don't want my baby
smoking real pot."
- The... uh, the cartoon.
- What?
- This is gonna be a cartoon.
ADVENTURE BABY WILL BE
AN ANIMATED PROJECT.
- Oh...
- Yeah, I had a feeling...
- Oh!
- 'Cause we said that,
but I feel like you maybe
you didn't hear it.
- The whole show is a cartoon.
- Yeah.
- So you're just drawing
the baby.
- Yeah, this is...
this is animated.
- I thought this was just, like,
a reference drawing for casting.
- No, it's not live action.
- Yeah.
- Okay, that makes it...
that's a good change,
because it makes it a lot easier
to shoot, you know,
than if it had to be
a real baby.
- IT'S ALL LOONEY TUNES.
- Well, whatever.
- Yeah.
- But you know what?
I don't care whether you draw it
on a cave,
whether you hand it out
on pamphlets,
or whatever you do with it.
I think this is great.
I really love this.
I'm so glad that tidal
brought this to me.
- I want to do this.
- Booyah!
Oh-oh, yeah!
Oh, man.
I... I'm sorry.
I really needed a sale
this week.
I am this close to foreclosure.
This is just...
this is exciting.
GOOD. OKAY.
- L'CHAIM.
- It feels good, man.
This is it.
- That was a good day.
- I feel like
I can just breathe.
- Hey, speaking of, it turns out
Karen and I go to the same
therapist as you and busy.
- Okay, yeah, yeah. Dr. Glenn.
- Dr. Glenn.
- Yeah?
You guys are going there?
- Yeah.
So he said something
kind of weird.
"Listen, man, whatever you say,
I'm with you."
Did he do that to you?
- Yeah, yeah, he said...
- he did that to you too?
- He said the same thing to me.
She walked out of the room,
and he leaned in,
and he was like,
"you're a bro. I'm your bro."
He did that to you too?
- Yeah, he was totally like,
"whatever you say,
I'm gonna take your side."
- Isn't that amazing?
He's cool.
- I got to tell you, man,
I'm not comfortable with that.
That feels like lying.
We got to come clean
about this, man.
- Mm-mm.
- This is just eating me up
inside.
I can't sleep from the guilt.
We need to talk about this.
- No, no, you'll be fine.
- You want to say something?
- I don't.
I don't want to say anything.
Do you?
- I'll keep my mouth shut, but...
- Yeah.
- Yikes.
- Yeah, I think that's best,
'cause, you know,
he's the professional.
I would like to make a toast
to my wife, busy.
You have been incredible
through this whole thing.
Thank you so much
for standing by me.
And, um, you're awesome.
I don't know what I would be
without you.
So thank you.
- Okay, I got to get something
off my chest.
- No, no, no, no, no.
Ted, you don't
have to say anything.
- I have to.
- Ted, you don't have to.
You don't have to do that.
- That therapist we've
He told Jason and I...
took us aside
and said that he was on our side
no matter what
and he would always take our
side in any argument that arose,
and it has been sitting
on my chest.
I'm SO SORRY.
- Jason, did he say that to you?
- Um... I'm trying to think.
Did he say that?
I mean, I thought... yeah.
Yeah, he did.
He did say something like that.
- And you lied to me?
You thought that that was okay?
You lied to me?
- No, no, wait, wait, wait.
Now, that's not lying.
I played within the confines.
- Um, I think it's time for me
to take care of my side
of the street.
It's truth time.
None of my part of it
is real either.
- What... what do you mean?
- Just blazers media, all that.
I have a disease.
I'm a pathological liar,
and my therapist told me
to confront the people
that I've lied to.
And so there's no blazers media
or any of it.
None of it's real.
- We went over there.
We went to the building.
We... there was a sign.
- There was a sign and a couch
and books on the walls.
- I mean, there are couches
in most buildings,
and then as far
as the sign goes,
I'm pretty handy with Photoshop,
'cause I was
a graphic design major.
You know what?
That's not true either.
- Ted...
- I didn't really go to college.
- Ted, I thought
you checked him out.
- I mean, I gave him a call,
but we had to cut off
the Internet at work, man.
I had to cut everything out.
We haven't had Internet
at the office for... I don't know.
I want to say three...
three, four weeks now. Yeah.
- No, no, no,
what about Marty Denman?
Who... we talked to Marty Denman.
- Yeah, he owes my father
$200,000,
so he'll basically do
whatever I ask him to.
I mean, he'd bury a body
if you guys had one.
I don't know if you...
- wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You're a pathological liar,
and...
Then this is a lie right now.
You're lying.
- This is another lie.
- It's another one of your lies.
Because this is all...
it couldn't possibly
all be fake.
- It'd be awesome if this was...
- this is one of your lies,
right?
- It's really not.
This is one of the only true
things I've said
in three months.
It's hard to be around people
who make excuses.
It's even harder to think that
you might be
one of those people.
And as far as my relationship,
you can only fail
in front of the same person
so many times.
- Hey, look out!
Underwear shot.
- Hey.
Hi.
- Hey, did you just
throw these at me?
- I'm sorry.
We know each other.
We know each other,
so I thought...
- Oh, okay. All right.
We know each other, okay.
We met before?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Through your podcast.
- So you were on the podcast?
You...
- no, um, actually, no,
I'm a listener.
So... So I know you through that.
- Right.
So I wouldn't know you.
I wouldn't... I wouldn't...
I wouldn't know you through...
necessarily, unless we had
some interaction or...
- no.
- Do we...
have we spoken before?
- No. No.
- Don't be upset.
That's okay. I love it.
Listen.
Honestly, this is, like...
that's probably
the coolest thing
that's happened to me
in two months, so...
- whatever.
So right now, I'm doing
the dog-walking thing,
but I'm also working on
this astrological handbook
and I'm also doing
this sex toy business
with my best friend, Ethnie.
But I'm also just trying to
keep time open for a boyfriend
'cause I really
want a boyfriend.
Is it bad to say
that I want a boyfriend?
- No, no, not at all.
Say exactly what you want.
- I mean, I'm not one of those
women that's like,
"I must get married."
- Yeah.
- I mean, I will eventually
f***ing kill you
if you don't marry me.
- Yeah, well,
maybe don't say that.
- HEY.
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