Jatts in Golmaal Page #11

Why does he await her, uncle?

Spend 2 million and we'll send you as well.

The trouble we got into because of you forget Canada...

...I won't go to someone's funeral if you tell me to.

I'll send you to a funeral?

The chances of your funeral taking place are high. - Hear him talk!

True! You want to go for a honeymoon...

...and you want to send your uncle to heaven.

Not a problem. If I die, I'll possess you.

Brother, you better pass on his message to a single girl.

Bye, uncle.

Bye, brother.

Bye.

Brother, can you switch off the air conditioner?

Your passport, please.

Did you apply for a visa on your own?

No, through an agent. He is standing outside.

Which one of you is Jugnu?

I am. - Come with us.

Thank you so much.

Saw that? - They have come to take me from inside.

And you cannot show me any respect.

I sometimes feel like respecting you...

...but my conscious doesn't allow me to.

I too want to go inside. - Sorry, you cannot go inside.

Why? Do I look like a criminal to you?

You respect him. I am that boy's uncle. - His uncle!

As if this is a wedding introduction ceremony happening inside...

...and you will miss out on a blanket. You are acting very funny!

But I cannot leave you alone with my wife.

You are a risky person. - Why?

Is she a sweet dish that I'll eat her up?

No, I'll go with you. - No, there is nothing to worry about.

My heart is pure from inside.

Brother, can we please do something and take him inside?

Fine, but leave this bag outside.

Give the bag to her. - Yes.

So? - Thank you.

They have come to take me inside.

While I'm making a request for you.

This is what is called reputation.

Trust me. I don't know how we got this fake visa.

I swear by Vidya Balan.

You will know when you get sentenced 7 years imprisonment.

I haven't been married for 7 days.

And you want to keep me in prison for 7 years.

My wife will wither.

You have ruined our family and you...

...are concerned about your wife!

Sir, sorry. I and my uncle are innocent.

It's his mistake.

Sir, I'm telling you...

...I swear on uncle, I've never seen a real visa.

A singer got it done for me. Monkey gave us a fake visa.

What do I know about it?

Even if they would've stamped a tattoo...

...on a passport and told me that it's...

...visa then I would've believed it. - I've never seen a visa.

You've got a tattoo stamped with our 2 million rupees.

Our villagers will humiliate to death.

They will say "You mortgaged your land...

...for 2 million for this tattoo."

I hate you so much!

As soon as you get out of here, I'll thrash you and...

...I'll crush all the glowworms in my village as well.

Sir...

They have come to take them.

Take them away.

Titu!

What did you think?

That we will let you loose after giving you money?

We had our men following you.

You made them go to Delhi.

Now see where we take you!

They are waiting for you outside.

It cost us two hundred thousand to get your released.

It turned out to be 2 million after all.

Nephew, his heart will cost us 1.8 million only.

But there is one thing. I think I am losing my sight.

Shall I take his eyes for two hundred thousand?

What are you guys up to?

You are counting parts as if he is not...

...a human being but a car engine.

Is there no humanity left in you?

Hey! - Hey, let him off.

Just a minute, brother.

Jugnu, you physical... - Yes, brother.

Not even a mosquito that causes dengue is as dangerous as you!

Why are you insulting the mosquito?

Let's go!

Get them! - Come on!

Hurry up!

Let's go. Hurry up.

Raavi. Raavi... - What's wrong?

Titu has kidnapped Sunny.

What? - Yes...

You want me to take his heart out right away? - Yes!

But he is still alive!

What did we give him 2 million for?

You are strange! - In the contract which we got Sunny to sign...

...it is clearly written that we'll take...

...his heart out only after he dies.

Scoundrel, you cheated us!

Let go of me!

Uncle, lift a flask. Let's take his heart.

I say we should drill a hole in his heart with a drill machine.

No. - He too should know how it hurts.

Listen to me at least! I'm...

You've made us lose 2 million rupees who knows when he will die!

What if my nephew dies before he does? - Uncle!

What will I do with the heart...

He is forcing me to abuse! - Take his heart out right away!

This isn't as easy as taking water out of a well.

We'll have to operate in a hospital and take his heart out.

If we take him alive the hospital will know...

...that we've taken the heart of someone who is alive.

We'll all get arrested.

You are again teaching us law?

Tell us what we need to do now.

Wait and watch. - 75 kilos.

And here is my watch.

Now tell us. Now tell us.

It is clear that you won't take out the heart from a living person.

No, I can't.

Okay then, you'll find Sunny dead by tomorrow.

We'll kill him? - We will.

We should at least kill one person in life.

We'll later have a bath with soap.

Soaps don't wash out sins, uncle.

Let's do one thing.

We'll fail the brake of a jeep and send him for some work.

He will die on his own.

What if he doesn't die? - Then we have the trucks, uncle.

Sounds good.

Listen up, doctor. - Yes?

Get going now.

Okay. - Wait. Wait. Wait. Give me my watch back.

Go! Go!

Get lost! - Go!

Hello!

Brother?

What's up?

I came here to meet you.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

We have something important to do. - Go to sleep.

I'll see you in the morning. Okay? - Yes. - Let's go.

Sunny!

Sunny! - Raavi, what are you doing over here?

Sunny, run away from here. My brother is planning to kill you.

Titu has terrorized our lives to such an extend...

...that I'm hearing death threats even in my dreams.

That too from a girl.

Wake up, Jugnu.

This isn't a dream. - That girl is standing before us.

I'm Titu's sister.

Brother called a doctor home.

They will get him killed in a road accident tomorrow...

...and take his heart out.

And you are here to save him? - Yes.

I don't understand you guys.

Brother wants to kill him and his sister wants to save him.

I suggest, get Titu's heart treated later.

First all of you get your brains treated.

Your thoughts don't match.

Raavi, seek uncle's blessings.

Should I bless her with my knees? - My hands are tied.

Titu's sister... - Hey!

I mean why did she have to come here?

I don't understand what's happening.

We are... - I just can't think straight.

Hey girl, what are you staring at?

Untie me. - Yes, untie him but not us.

Now tell me from where should we escape?

It's not so easy.

Brother's goons are guarding both the gates.

Then get us a shovel. We will dig our way out.

Ask him has he ever even dug a hole to play marbles?

He wants to dig a tunnel.

The more you stay away from a wild bull and a bachelor uncle...

...the better. - As much as you have troubled us I feel...

...like digging your grave here! - Even if I die digging.

The whole city will dig my grave.

Leaving my young wife I'm with this troublesome old man.

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