Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself Page #7
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(Backstage)
Jeff:
So sweet daddy, pretty good show huh?Sweet Daddy Dee:
Yeah dog, whatever. Let's count the till nowJeff:
Ok, but who are your friends?Sweet Daddy Dee:
My friends...yeah... This one here is the limo driver... And the other one is the... Mechanic. In case the limo breaks down on the way home. Yeah, that's it!! You are so fine Count the money dog!Jeff:
AlrightSweet Daddy Dee:
Let me help you out here. Ok. One for you, one for me... And then one for my lady friend and then another one for my other lady right here. Let's do it again nowJeff:
Are you sure?Sweet Daddy Dee:
This is all good, this is all good! One for you, one for me, another for my ladies momma... That's you at least potentially... And then two for my other lady friend right thereJeff:
Wait a minute, this is supposed to be coming out of your shareSweet Daddy Dee:
That's what we're doing... we're all sharing. It's all good, you're gonna be big! Trust me dog! One for you, two for me... Three for my lady friend... ah, this is all good! We're gonna have so much fun! We are gonna party... And then i'm gonna take my clothes off... And then we're gonna do some more activity sort add a note...(End)
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