Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself Page #7

Genre: Comedy
Year:
2006
1,658 Views


(Backstage)

Jeff:
So sweet daddy, pretty good show huh?

Sweet Daddy Dee:
Yeah dog, whatever. Let's count the till now

Jeff:
Ok, but who are your friends?

Sweet Daddy Dee:
My friends...yeah... This one here is the limo driver... And the other one is the... Mechanic. In case the limo breaks down on the way home. Yeah, that's it!! You are so fine Count the money dog!

Jeff:
Alright

Sweet Daddy Dee:
Let me help you out here. Ok. One for you, one for me... And then one for my lady friend and then another one for my other lady right here. Let's do it again now

Jeff:
Are you sure?

Sweet Daddy Dee:
This is all good, this is all good! One for you, one for me, another for my ladies momma... That's you at least potentially... And then two for my other lady friend right there

Jeff:
Wait a minute, this is supposed to be coming out of your share

Sweet Daddy Dee:
That's what we're doing... we're all sharing. It's all good, you're gonna be big! Trust me dog! One for you, two for me... Three for my lady friend... ah, this is all good! We're gonna have so much fun! We are gonna party... And then i'm gonna take my clothes off... And then we're gonna do some more activity sort add a note...

(End)

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Jeff Dunham

Jeffrey "Jeff" Dunham (born April 18, 1962) is an American ventriloquist and comedian who has also appeared on numerous television shows, including Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central Presents, The Tonight Show and Sonny With a Chance. He has six specials that run on Comedy Central: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself, Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity, Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special, Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos, Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters, and Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map. Dunham also starred in The Jeff Dunham Show, a series on the network in 2009.His style has been described as "a dressed-down, more digestible version of Don Rickles with multiple personality disorder". Describing his characters, Time magazine said, "All of them are politically incorrect, gratuitously insulting and ill tempered." Dunham has been credited with reviving ventriloquism, and doing more to promote the art form than anyone since Edgar Bergen.Dunham has been called "America's favorite comedian" by Slate.com, and according to the concert industry publication Pollstar, he is the top-grossing standup act in North America, and is among the most successful acts in Europe as well. As of November 2009, he has sold over four million DVDs, an additional $7 million in merchandise sales, and received more than 350 million hits on YouTube as of October 2009 (his introduction of Achmed the Dead Terrorist in Spark of Insanity was ranked as the ninth most watched YouTube video at the time). A Very Special Christmas Special was the most-watched telecast in Comedy Central history, with its DVD selling over 400,000 in its first two weeks. Forbes.com ranked Dunham as the third highest-paid comedian in the United States behind Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock, and reported that he was one of the highest-earning comics from June 2008 to June 2009, earning approximately $30 million during that period. Dunham also does occasional acting roles. He achieved the Guinness Book of World Records record for "Most tickets sold for a stand-up comedy tour" for his Spark of Insanity tour, performing in 386 venues worldwide. more…

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