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  April 2019     5 years ago

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The Jeff Dunham Show

Achmed: Greetings, infidels! And now make a big loud noise for Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you! Thank you so much! Thank you! Well, thank you and thanks to all of you, especially the applause-sign guy. Thanks, wherever he is. What a great audience. Wow. Whatever they gave you guys before you came i...

by Jeff Dunham

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The Jeff Dunham Show

Achmed: Give it up for the man who let me borrow his Hummer to move a futon into my cave, Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much and welcome to The Jeff Dunham Show. Thank you. And in all honesty, I feel exactly the same about you. But now, l...

by Jeff Dunham

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The Jeff Dunham Show

Achmed: Please give up a visible American standing ovation for our host: Mr. Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank You. Thank You. Stop. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Stop. You're... that's very nice of you. Thank you. You know, people ask me how long i've been doing...

by Jeff Dunham

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The Jeff Dunham Show

(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walking on a stage. Could you please tell my daughters that you think i'm this cool, seriously? I need to send it to 'em by text message because...

by Jeff Dunham

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5 years ago

The Jeff Dunham Show

Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I'm allucinating, welcome to the Jeff Dunham Show. Now, a lot of folks have been wondering what the show is gonna be. Well, for those here who know wh...

by Jeff Dunham

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5 years ago

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