Logan_s 2's Scripts
Here's the list of scripts submitted by logan_s 2 — There are currently 7 scripts total — keep up the great work!
 | Achmed: Greetings, infidels! And now make a big loud noise for Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you! Thank you so much! Thank you! Well, thank you and thanks to all of you, especially the applause-sign guy. Thanks, wherever he is. What a great audience. Wow. Whatever they gave you guys before you came i... | added by logan_s 2 5 years ago |
| Achmed: Give it up for the man who let me borrow his Hummer to move a futon into my cave, Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much and welcome to The Jeff Dunham Show. Thank you. And in all honesty, I feel exactly the same about you. But now, l... | added by logan_s 2 5 years ago |
| Achmed: Please give up a visible American standing ovation for our host: Mr. Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank You. Thank You. Stop. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Stop. You're... that's very nice of you. Thank you. You know, people ask me how long i've been doing... | added by logan_s 2 5 years ago |
| (opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walking on a stage. Could you please tell my daughters that you think i'm this cool, seriously? I need to send it to 'em by text message because... | added by logan_s 2 5 years ago |
| Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I'm allucinating, welcome to the Jeff Dunham Show. Now, a lot of folks have been wondering what the show is gonna be. Well, for those here who know wh... | added by logan_s 2 5 years ago |
| Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself (Opening) Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham, i'm talking to you my man. This is your night and this is your time. You're gonna put the smackdown on that crowd like 50 cent. Uh. You're gonna get it crunk like usher. Jeff Dunham: Like the ushers? Sweet Daddy Dee: Oh man, i gotta think white, think wh... | added by logan_s 2 5 years ago |
| Jeff: Hi, everyone. I'm Jeff Dunham. Achmed: Greetings, infidels. I am Achmed, the dead terrorist. Jeff: I have a question for you, Achmed. Achmed: I am all ears, without actual ears. Jeff: All right. Who's your favorite cartoon character? Achmed: Is this a trick question? Jeff: No. Seriously, wh... | added by logan_s 2 5 years ago |