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Synopsis: Jeff Dunham and his socially reckless "suitcase posse" are back in this highly anticipated follow-up to Arguing with Myself, his breakthrough television special! What's next? An ALL NEW show that is Bigger... Better... and Funnier than ever! This time, Dunham welcomes two never-before-seen partners "Achmed the Dead Terrorist," and "Melvin the Superhero." Long-time favorites "Peanut," "Walter" and Jose Jalapeno...On a STEEK! are back in an entirely original show for everyone!
Director(s): Michael Simon
 
IMDB:
8.1
NOT RATED
Year:
2007
80 min
3,155 Views


Peanut:
He's here on a stick.

Jeff:
Do you enjoy being in this country?

Jose:
Sometimes I'm afraid for my life.

Jeff:
Why?

Peanut:
Taco Bell.

Jeff:
Jose, do you have a new girlfriend?

Jose:
Si, senor.

Peanut:
What, a fricking pickle on a pencil?

Jeff:
Stop it! Peanut, are you prejudiced?

Peanut:
No! A bunch of my best friends are on sticks.

Jeff:
Peanut, I meant are you prejudiced towards Mexicans?

Peanut:
No. My mother's Mexican. Okay, I meant New Mexican. She's like Jose, just... fresher.

Jeff:
Jose, you speak English very well.

Jose:
Gracias, senor.

Jeff:
What were some of the first phrases in English that you learned?

Peanut:
"Will you help me push my car?" "Does this ID look real?"

Jeff:
Will you s...

Peanut:
"Where's the nearest Home Depot?"

Jeff:
Stop it!

Jose:
Actually, the last one was true.

Jeff:
I'm sorry about this, Jose. I'm happy to have you in the act.

Jose:
Gracias, senor.

Peanut:
Just make sure he's legal.

Jeff:
He's legal. Why are you concerned?

Peanut:
Why are you not concerned?

Jeff:
Why should I be concerned?

Peanut:
He works for you! Some of those laws pass and he's not legal, it's your ass thrown in jail. And trust me,

you would not do well in prison.

Jeff:
Why not?

Peanut:
"Come here, puppet boy!" "Make your daddy talk."

Jeff:
That's nice. So you're pretty sure I'd soon become someone's...

Peanut:
B*tch.

Jeff:
Right.

Jose:
On a stick.

Jeff:
You guys have been an awesome audience. Thank you. Good night.

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Jeff Dunham

Jeffrey "Jeff" Dunham (born April 18, 1962) is an American ventriloquist and comedian who has also appeared on numerous television shows, including Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central Presents, The Tonight Show and Sonny With a Chance. He has six specials that run on Comedy Central: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself, Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity, Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special, Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos, Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters, and Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map. Dunham also starred in The Jeff Dunham Show, a series on the network in 2009.His style has been described as "a dressed-down, more digestible version of Don Rickles with multiple personality disorder". Describing his characters, Time magazine said, "All of them are politically incorrect, gratuitously insulting and ill tempered." Dunham has been credited with reviving ventriloquism, and doing more to promote the art form than anyone since Edgar Bergen.Dunham has been called "America's favorite comedian" by Slate.com, and according to the concert industry publication Pollstar, he is the top-grossing standup act in North America, and is among the most successful acts in Europe as well. As of November 2009, he has sold over four million DVDs, an additional $7 million in merchandise sales, and received more than 350 million hits on YouTube as of October 2009 (his introduction of Achmed the Dead Terrorist in Spark of Insanity was ranked as the ninth most watched YouTube video at the time). A Very Special Christmas Special was the most-watched telecast in Comedy Central history, with its DVD selling over 400,000 in its first two weeks. Forbes.com ranked Dunham as the third highest-paid comedian in the United States behind Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock, and reported that he was one of the highest-earning comics from June 2008 to June 2009, earning approximately $30 million during that period. Dunham also does occasional acting roles. He achieved the Guinness Book of World Records record for "Most tickets sold for a stand-up comedy tour" for his Spark of Insanity tour, performing in 386 venues worldwide. more…

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