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Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity Page #7
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Peanut:
He's here on a stick.Jeff:
Do you enjoy being in this country?Jose:
Sometimes I'm afraid for my life.Jeff:
Why?Peanut:
Taco Bell.Jeff:
Jose, do you have a new girlfriend?Jose:
Si, senor.Peanut:
What, a fricking pickle on a pencil?Jeff:
Stop it! Peanut, are you prejudiced?Peanut:
No! A bunch of my best friends are on sticks.Jeff:
Peanut, I meant are you prejudiced towards Mexicans?Peanut:
No. My mother's Mexican. Okay, I meant New Mexican. She's like Jose, just... fresher.Jeff:
Jose, you speak English very well.Jose:
Gracias, senor.Jeff:
What were some of the first phrases in English that you learned?Peanut:
"Will you help me push my car?" "Does this ID look real?"Jeff:
Will you s...Peanut:
"Where's the nearest Home Depot?"Jeff:
Stop it!Jose:
Actually, the last one was true.Jeff:
I'm sorry about this, Jose. I'm happy to have you in the act.Jose:
Gracias, senor.Peanut:
Just make sure he's legal.Jeff:
He's legal. Why are you concerned?Peanut:
Why are you not concerned?Jeff:
Why should I be concerned?Peanut:
He works for you! Some of those laws pass and he's not legal, it's your ass thrown in jail. And trust me,you would not do well in prison.
Jeff:
Why not?Peanut:
"Come here, puppet boy!" "Make your daddy talk."Jeff:
That's nice. So you're pretty sure I'd soon become someone's...Peanut:
B*tch.Jeff:
Right.Jose:
On a stick.Jeff:
You guys have been an awesome audience. Thank you. Good night.
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