Jeruzalem Page #3

Come on, what's up with you?

You left the passport here,

so everything's cool, okay?

We have a shitload of cash

and the credit card I swiped

from my dad,

so what are you worried about?

I just left my prescription

glasses in there.

Now I'm stuck wearing

these things.

Okay, lady,

you've bitched enough.

- Come on, it's selfie time.

- Okay.

Just a little touch

for Mr. Indiana.

Rache, what are you doing?

Cut it out.

Well, come on. It's bad enough

you're lugging around

those disgusting glasses

everywhere we go.

Let's at least get Kevin

look where we want him to.

Perfect! Okay.

I'll take a picture of us.

Okay.

Here we go. Okay.

One for us.

All right.

And now one for Instgram,

so Drake Lazy-lay

can get a little jealous.

Mmm!

Now let's hit the city

Jerusalem style.

Jerusalem style.

RACHEL:
Hey, guys.

Hello!

What is that?

OMAR:
They say there was

a murder in the old city.

But it's bullshit.

[REPORTER SPEAKING ARABIC]

What happened?

It's nothing. It's, uh...

It's nothing, it's a...

Baa baaa!

What?

Lamb, lamb.

- A lamb?

- Yes!

Somebody threw blood on the wall

and everybody goes...

cuckoo-ruckoo.

Okay, but it's still safe

to go outside though, isn't it?

Yes, of course.

Let's go.

Nothing. You are tourists.

You are walking wallets.

Everybody loves you.

Let's go.

OMAR:
Oh! King David.

[SPEAKING HEBREW]

Listen, you must leave

before Yom Kippur.

- Why?

- No one believe me,

but now they will see.

They will all see.

See what?

But this time,

I ready for them.

What are you talking about?

It worked with Goliath,

and it will work now.

Okay, King David.

- I have to go now.

- We are going also.

They are looking for me.

They are looking for us, too,

in the club. Thank you.

- It's okay.

- Just be careful.

- What's his story?

- It's sad.

He's loco-loco, this guy.

This is the place. Come.

Watch your step.

- This is perfect.

- Yes!

Nice.

Oh, wow.

We're here in

Girls Gone Wild in Jerusalem.

- And this place is crazy!

- Whoo-oo!

Listen, your friend's very cute.

Omar like.

SARAH:
A lot.

Are you two really Jewish?

Yeah, as Jewish as they come.

But I don't think we should

leave her by herself too long.

Whoo-hoo!

Cheers.

[CONTINUES]

SARAH:
Uh-oh.

Poor guy.

Someone's in trouble.

- Hey! Everyone, shots.

- Hey, Bartender, hang on.

I need two more shots for

these guys over here, please.

Thanks, but I'll do

with my Coke.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

My friend is not very polite.

We would like very much

to have a drink with you.

You're allowed to have fun

sometimes, aren't you, soldier?

SARAH:
We need shots all around

of your best vodka, please.

Hey, do you know these guys?

These clowns? They're patroling

around our hostel every day.

Okay, everybody!

Cheers!

Salud... Where are we?

L'chaim!

- Cheers!

- Party!

Hey, funny glasses!

[LAUGHTER]

Gimme, gimme!

Hello! Whoo!

[KISS]

I love you.

Hi, Sarah! What's up?

KEVIN:
I've gotta try them on.

With these glasses,

you look even hotter!

- Very funny.

- No, no! I'm serious!

Did anyone ever tell you

how amazingly beautiful you are?

- What's going on here?

- Nothing.

- Sarah...

- I don't know.

- Where are you taking me?

- It's a surprise.

Sh*t, your Facebook's on.

- MAN:
Need some help?

- KEVIN:
F*** off.

How does it work?

So I just touch the pad here?

- Excuse me, sorry.

- Sorry, guys.

Sorry.

Nice pictures.

Look at you.

Too much clothes.

Hey, come here.

Don't move.

Hey, what's going on?

What do you think is going on?

I don't know.

So who's the guy

with the stupid hat?

Is he your boyfriend

or something?

- What did you say?

- Looks like a douche.

[LAUGHS]

What?

Sarah, what?

- Leave me alone!

- Sarah, come back!

It's a joke!

- Sarah, come on.

- F***.

- I'm going back to the hostel.

- We're just getting started.

I'll go by myself.

- Come on, Sarah. Just hang on.

- No. I'm leaving.

RACHEL:
Sarah!

Glass, open navigation.

Glass, open navigation.

Glass. Come on, Glass.

Excuse me, sir,

do you know where...

Excuse me.

Sir, excuse me,

do you know where...

Oh, great timing, Dad.

Not now.

[DISTANT DOG BARKING]

Sh*t.

Where the f*** am I?

Come on.

Sh*t.

MAN:
Hey!

- Wait!

- [RUNNING FOOTSTEPS]

- [GASPS]

- Hey, it's me.

Let's get out of here.

Come on.

Listen, I'm sorry about

what I said.

It's not your fault.

It's okay.

Guy in the picture

was my brother.

He died in an accident

a year ago and...

[WINGS FLAPPING]

What is it?

No. Nothing.

I thought I heard something.

Listen, I'm sorry

about your brother.

- I didn't mean to...

- No, it's cool.

I just need to try

and move on with my life.

That's the reason

Rache dragged me on this trip.

- Take me back to the hostel.

- Yeah, sure.

I'm gonna drink a few gallons

of water and pass out.

You have a nice hangover.

Good night, Indiana.

Thanks for rescuing me.

Pleasure was all mine.

Hey, Kevin.

Yeah?

Let's take that off.

[GIGGLES]

- Do me, Indiana.

- Come here.

SARAH:
Hey.

Kevin?

Hey, what's up?

What's the matter?

Jet lag?

Some strange noises I heard

woke me up.

Voices?

What are you talking about?

More like distant screams.

I'm not making any sense,

am I?

Will you please tell me

what's going on?

There's something

I want to show you.

I'm sending you the link.

Kevin, you're freaking me out.

I found it on the Darknet,

doing my research.

Just watch it.

Okay.

Glass, open link.

They say it's from

the Vatican's archives.

Representatives from all three

religions are here.

It concerns all of us.

[CHANTING]

In the name of the Lord,

return to the ground!

[SHRIEKS]

You know this thing is

total bullshit, right?

Yeah, I guess so.

Okay, so let me see

if I got this straight.

You think that in this city,

people are just coming back

from the dead all the time,

- like coming out of the ground?

- No, not all the time.

According to what I read,

it happened here before.

More than once.

So how come

nobody's talking about it?

Maybe all the religious leaders

know something,

and they keep it a secret.

Kevin, come on. Why?

Maybe they know something

that we don't.

Maybe the resurrection

is gonna happen again.

The undead, the dark angels,

the Nephilim.

Just like it says in the Bible.

- Which Bible?

- All of them.

Okay, Kevin, it's late

and you're freaking me out with

your apocalypse theory, so...

Yeah. It's probably

crazy talk.

It's stupid. Never mind.

It's okay, it's cool.

Just get some sleep, Indiana.

Yeah.

Good night.

[MUNCHING]

Glass, close link.

- [SPEAKING ARABIC]

- Omar!

It's "good morning" in Arabic.

Sabbach-whatever

to you too.

Judging by that smile, I see

it was a good night as well.

Aywa.

That's "yes" in Arabic.

I figured.

There you are,

you naughty girl.

- Good morning, princess.

- Good morning.

Where did you

disappear to last night?

Come on, I want to hear

everything.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Okay, I go.

Squeeze lemonade.

- [SIGHS]

- Well?

Well, well, um...

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