Jewtopia Page #10

Synopsis: Two childhood friends reunite as adults to help each other land the women of their dreams. Chris wants to marry Allison, a Jewish girl, so that he'll never have to make another decision for as long as he lives. Adam is on the verge of getting married to Hannah, a woman he is not content with. When Chris enlists Adam's help in pretending to be Jewish so that Allison will date him, cultures collide and chaos ensues!
 
IMDB:
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Year:
2012
90 min
187 Views


took the place of our...

I was depressed.

I was self-conscious.

I realized

that my God-given vagina

wasn't the vag I

wanted God to give me.

Hi. I'm Dr. Bill Ginsburg,

founder of vagina beautiful.

Our state-of-the-art

surgical procedures

will transform your va-va-blah

into a va-va-LA.

Call now for you free,

no-obligation, color book,

featuring my original designs.

Our team of expert vaginacologists

will transform your

caterpillar into a butterfly.

Dr. ginsburg

turned my grand canyon

into le petite canyon, and

forever changed my life.

In fact, I was such a

satisfied client...

That I became one of

the doctors here.

And my wife.

Gift yourself the vag

that you deserve.

Don't let your labia

interfere with your life.

Oh, sweet love

- there was

- Peace and harmony

- whoa

- Oh, sweet love

- yeah, yeah

- Peace and harmony

yeah I had a dream

not a dream for myself

but for all of Jew-kind

I had a dream

I saw Jesus and Moses

singing gospel

all together now

oh, sweet love

- oh, oh, oh

- Peace and harmony

- oh, they were

- Oh, sweet love

- yeah

- Peace and harmony

whoa

Jews and asians

walking hand in hand

smoking schiksas

with a Jewish man

even Moses gotta lend a hand

I'm thinking love

shalom, shalom

I had a dream

where I saw every Jew

paying retail guilt-free

I had a dream

where I saw every gentile

order dressing on the side

- yeah

- Oh, sweet love

- they were

- Peace and harmony

I want to tell you about it

oh, sweet love

- yeah

- Peace and harmony

all together now

oh, sweet love

- whoa-ho

- Peace and harmony

- sweet love

- Oh, sweet love

- yeah

- Peace and harmony

- Whoo

- Oh, sweet love

peace and harmony

oh, sweet love

Peace and harmony

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Bryan Fogel

Bryan Fogel is an Academy Award-winning American film director, producer, author and playwright, known for Jewtopia and the 2017 documentary Icarus, the latter of which won an Academy Award for Best Documentary Feature at the 90th Academy Awards on March 4, 2018. more…

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