Jewtopia Page #10

took the place of our...

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Oh, sweet love

- there was

- Peace and harmony

- whoa

- Oh, sweet love

- yeah, yeah

- Peace and harmony

yeah I had a dream

not a dream for myself

but for all of Jew-kind

I had a dream

I saw Jesus and Moses

singing gospel

all together now

oh, sweet love

- oh, oh, oh

- Peace and harmony

- oh, they were

- Oh, sweet love

- yeah

- Peace and harmony

whoa

Jews and asians

walking hand in hand

smoking schiksas

with a Jewish man

even Moses gotta lend a hand

I'm thinking love

shalom, shalom

I had a dream

where I saw every Jew

paying retail guilt-free

I had a dream

where I saw every gentile

order dressing on the side

- yeah

- Oh, sweet love

- they were

- Peace and harmony

I want to tell you about it

oh, sweet love

- yeah

- Peace and harmony

all together now

oh, sweet love

- whoa-ho

- Peace and harmony

- sweet love

- Oh, sweet love

- yeah

- Peace and harmony

- Whoo

- Oh, sweet love

peace and harmony

oh, sweet love

Peace and harmony

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