Jez Jerzy Page #4
- Year:
- 2011
- 90 min
- 5 Views
on Saturday.
This airtime was paid
for by the election committees.
I thought you were
not my problem anymore.
I came to visit a friend.
Anyway, it's time to talk
about splitting the dough.
You'll get the money after
the concert.
- At least give me a f***ing advance.
- Don't be greedy!
I got you a monthly
travel card, haven't I?
Can I have an autograph?
Wow! Awesome. Fak it!
He's the best.
- All the 3rd graders love you!
- Scram! Go home!
He's even better live than on TV.
What's up, fak it?!
Cock! F***!
Let the artist in!
And now, for your pleasure:
George the Hedgehog!
F***, how am I supposed
to get there now?
Ladies and gentlemen,
let your idol rest a bit.
F***.
Zenek, what did we get from
all of this? I'm asking you?
What is all this cash good for
If we can't do what we really love?
Yeah,
it was different with our hedgehog.
We didn't have to ask anybody for
permission o kick the sh*t out of him.
- Those were the days.
- Yes, congressman,
- now it's the time.
- Now he'll support me? Good!
Ladies and gentlemen,
George the Hedgehog
will be right back
and he'll have something
important to tell you.
He's here! He's here.
Howdee, homie! Yo, homie?
Far out! Funky!
I dig your work, dude.
Yo! Fak it!
That was fun
but there are also important things
such as POLAND and the best person
to take care of it is...
He got stuck. Quick,
get the syringe.
What the f*** is this?
They didn't say they had more
of these!
It's a pretty stinky situation.
You had me at hello!
So that's what's going on!
Dude, there's only place
for one Hedgehog in this town!
You think it's me?
This is supposed to be me?
Listen, it's bullshit!
It's not me!
Come, son. Daddy will comfort you.
Look Zenek,
hedgehogs can swim after all!
Get him! Right now!
Get the hedgehog off him
you dumb fucks!
Easy.
Idiots!
It's the wrong hedgehog!
Fak it!
Zenek, we're leaving!
Think, think, think, think.
Watch out George!
Yola! Get out from here!
Congressman! Hello!
- I don't have time right now.
- Do something!
- But they will kill each other!
- Send an email to my office.
"Take matters into your own hands!"
Daddy!
Yes, son?
Years of work.
Years of sacrifices.
And this is what I get.
Let go of me!
I have to get in there.
George is there!
What? You don't like me?
Let her go!
I can't see!
Yola, jump!
Disappointed that your boyfriend
is not an idol?
Pull me up and I'll make you a star.
I'll give you so much dough...
- What the hell, Yola?
- Thank you darling!
- What are you doing, Yola?
- You knew what's good for you.
Damn girl,
you know how to build up tension.
- But you know that...
- I know.
You'd have managed on your own.
What's the PHD for,
they asked?
Unnoticed, unappreciated,
badly paid
My god, it's just like us.
...Forced to teach a band of morons,
Who instead of mastering
the beauty of M-xylen...
I've exposed you so cut
the bullshit grandpa.
Better tell me where
that smart ass from
Media Politics
F***ing President Consulting is.
Now you will be kissing my feet.
Son, it has finally happened
You've reached maturity
Go and enjoy every beautiful moment
of life.
Fak it.
One question - were we ever supposed
to meet under that bridge?
Under the bridge?
That's a funny idea.
It's good that everything came back
to normal.
So, nothing has changed between us?
Yeah, unless you'd like
to move in with me.
- I can give you the keys.
- What?! Into that shithole?
Come on.
Well, you know
I can't just leave my husband.
- So? Everything like in the old times?
- No, it will be much better
You just have to be careful when...
- I'm not sure I can reach that.
- Congratulations!
I knew right away that you
- the real hedgehog
- were on the right side.
- Hey, not the nose.
"It wasn't me!"
"Super Truth"
Surprise!
- Thanks George!
- What for?
I became famous.
Thanks to you the celebrities
of this world have noticed me.
I'm playing in a different league now.
- Lilka, honey, hop in.
- Oh, hi Tiger.
Stefan, the dinner's on the table.
Surprise! Look who came to visit us!
Please, give Michael a hug.
Go on, you're brothers after all.
Nice bling-bling. You stole it?
Stefan, Michael made
a fortune in the States!
There you go.
And everybody was mad at me when
I told him to get
the f*** out of this house.
Look, Michael is a Hollywood star!
What great sons I have!
Good afternoon.
Can Stefan come out and play?
Zenek!
Wait up, it's not what you think.
Zenek, let me explain that.
It's not that simple.
Mother used to work in tourism
and she went to Africa once.
It was all cool until
some tribe recognized
A M zimu in her, or something.
The blacks massacred
the whole group
And they kidnapped
and tortured my mother.
She managed to run away
and get back to Poland.
But beforehand, a sorcerer from
the village had put a spell on her.
And that's how Michael was born.
F***, nobody will even spit
in my face now.
Don't worry,
I won't tell anyone.
Everybody has a secret.
I was once kidnapped
What?!
F***. It was nighttime.
I was coming back from an Oi!
Concert
I got a bit lost and suddenly
I saw them:
Aliens from outer space
and their ship.
Strong lights,
strange silhouettes,
Sweet smell in the air.
They invited me on board.
It was amazing, I'm telling you.
And then in the morning,
a little problem.
The aliens must have performed
some tests on me...
You know, my clothes were
are messy and that pain...
They must have stuck
a probe into my...
No, don't tell me more.
Everybody has the right
to his secret.
The most important thing is, guys,
that everything came back to normal.
The cameraman is a wanker!
Can I have some
of that delicious pork dish
with the exotic name "Fak it"
It's time to start enjoying life!
You know Yolanda,
Once, during a friendly game of chess
I think it was in Buenos Aires
listen to this:
He made a finishing move with...
With the queen!
Ladies and gentlemen,
This nomination
doesn't surprise anybody
and its problems very well.
Please welcome,
The new Education Minister!
To you I say:
Good morning,To the dearest youth: Yo yo, wussup?
And to the teachers: F*** you.
Howdee? Halleluyah!
Boss, one vodka please.
- Sit in or take away?
- Sit in.
- 15 zloty.
- Last time it was 12!
We started charging
For the support
of Polish science
I've always supported Polish science.
And that professor, who is disgusted
with the student's knowledge says
"You want to finish your studies?"
And... The student replies: "yes".
"You just did".
A little anecdote from Uni.
Funny, isn't it?
I know a better one:
"What does the University President
should know most of all?"
"Where the dean is!"
No? How about that?
"There's a Pole,
a Russian and a German... "
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