Jez Jerzy Page #3

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We think you have

a chance of becoming a president.

Me?

Exactly, your support among

The voters over 59 is impressing.

But we both know that everything

Nowadays depends on young people.

We know how to win over the youth.

Richie, stop the recording!

I checked this morning, two million

people have already seen this video.

You mean I should get

this creep out of jail

and then it would support me

and its popularity

would provide me voters?

You get it out and then

go straight to the White House!

I guess that creep is an OK bloke.

All he wanted was

to shag some rubber dolls.

So...

Oh, pardon me

Do we have a deal?

That won't be easy.

I'll have to use my contacts.

But keep your chin up,

I'll deal with it.

But if you screw me over

I'll shove your head up your ass.

So where are we standing?

One more time.

You're funny.

If anybody would like to bone you.

Tell them you're Roman's b*tch.

- And then they won't bone me?

- They'll still bone you.

But at least you'll get

a smoke afterwards.

Fak it!

I'm a great fan of his and

I think a great career awaits him.

He's just, wow,

hedge-hogging awesome!

If you think of the rubber dolls

that exploded after encountering

the hard needle of the hedgehog,

this was de facto a metaphor

Of our expectations

and existential hopes

Confronted with

the hard crust of reality.

It's nothing else than a sign

of rebellion.

The hedgehog has shown what

a social frustration could lead to.

George, to many people out there,

outside the prison walls

You are already a hero.

Do you think that justice will prevail

and you will be set free?

- It was an act of art!

- Yes.

Uncompromised,

great act of art!

Of course.

I would even call it

an artistic happening.

It was damn brave.

Meanwhile, in this provincial country

an artist is treated as criminal.

And we'll end the show

with this heated debate.

Please, watch us next week.

Coming up, a commercial break

and then the weather.

So? Speechless, eh?

That's how PR is done, hell yeah.

Your creep will be set free soon.

Be ready.

Nobody's around.

We can pull it out.

Uh, heavy.

It must be an octopus.

What's that?

I think it's that hedgehog.

A lot of hedgehog equals

a lot of five-spice pork.

Yoo hoo! Sweethearts!

Would you like some?

What are you hiding there?

No, no, have nothing.

Goodnight, madam.

- We want no blowj*b.

- Hey, but that's...

I know that hedgehog!

Know this hedgehog?

What have you done with it?

We save. He drown.

- Damn it! They're totally nuts.

- Breeding hedgehogs!

We bred them at university but only

for scientific research.

Which proves that the biology department

Brought shame to the school.

Hey, sweethearts

I don't know what this is all about,

but you are really cute.

- How can I ever repay you.

- No, no. We want no blowj*b.

You take hedgehog.

His history has moved everybody.

He went from zero

to hero within a moment.

As a criminal he went to jail.

Now, cleared of charges,

he exits in glory and fame

to enjoy the deserved freedom.

Twinkle twinke my hegdehog

You're a real celebrity

Now you're sleeping in my bed

You've found your safe harbor

Now you're only mine

I won't let anybody hurt you

Cos ' I lov...

Lilka, you idiot,

so many years on the job

hasn't taught you anything.

I'm f***in'great, eh?

I'm f***in'great, eh?

Isn't he great?

The spikes, the charm.

I can hear the sound of coins

In my pocket.

You've rejected a genius!

Now, I'm moving mountains.

When I look at my child

I'm so very proud.

I hear praises for the clone

"Your work brings us joy"

I can hear the Nobel Prize coming

Better late than never!

Even if you're famous

And a wallet full of money

And hold Grammies, Emmies, MTVAwards

And all the other awards

No, don't call me

Not yet.

I'm f***in'great, eh?

Don't call me

F*** this sh*t!

I guess I love you.

I love you.

Remember Aga?

The one that only used

to date ginger guys?

Imagine that:

She married a blond guy!

Nicolas, cool guy.

Remember Michael?

Imagine that:

He's giving a big show tonight.

And you won't believe

who else will perform!

That hedgehog of yours!

Awesome, right?

George...

"Viva the Most Famous!"

He's great.

I have to say,

I haven't seen anything better

Than that since

the Viennese actionists.

Only America could have

produced such genius.

It's obvious that

an event of that scale

Could not happen without the presence

of George the Hedgehog.

And mine, his manager.

I've created him after all.

Hello, I'm Michael's friend.

My name is Yola.

Check the guest list.

Hey, George! George!

Leave him alone.

Get lost, ok? George, wait up!

I told you to leave it.

Let go of me! Ouch!

- He doesn't want to see you anymore,

got it? - What?

Don't let her in again.

Our star has got bored with her.

- You could have chosen my sand castle.

- Want a Sex On The Beach?

What the f*** have you done to yourself?

Let's get out of here.

- But I like it here.

- What? This place reeks with sh*t!

At least nobody beats me.

- I am respected.

- You're pathetic. Out, out, raus!

We've just seen an amazing monodrama

"Manhattan, 8AM"

by our great guest from America,

Michael,

Who apparently has a Polish root.

F***! What is this sh*t?

- What did you get me into?

- No, no, no.

Don't confuse rotten US entertainment

with the healthy Polish fun.

He's good.

- It's just the beginning.

- Sure thing!

It's about time for the creep

to state clearly who would be

the best leader of the nation.

I got you a big gig

at the National Stadium.

It will be broadcast live on TV.

I'll send you the exact script tomorrow.

But if anything goes wrong...

- I know, my head up my ass.

- Exactly.

What's happened darling?

Nothing.

- Your husband left you?

- No, the other one. He threw me out.

From home?

No. From the club.

- He didn't even want to speak to me.

- What? George?

George!

I don't really get what's going on here.

- Were you at some club tonight?

- Are you crazy?

I can hardly move.

- Jesus Lilka, are you high or what?

- Looks familiar?

- Lilka?

- And this? Looks familiar?

Lilka, stop it. Help!

Let go of me! Help! Rape!

What the hell is this?

Can you explain all this to me?

F*** me!

What a piece of crap!

What have they done with me?

George!

George, sometimes we're standing

on the edge.

But we have to face the abyss.

Sometimes looking into the mirror,

Inside the reality

is like

casting a glance inside the mirror...

I found that a few days ago

by the river.

I thought it could be

something important to you.

Lilka, I have never said this

to anybody in my life before:

Thank you.

You're a whore with a golden heart.

ELECTION ANNOUNCEM EN

Hey, why are you so uncool?

I'm sad because nobody invited me

to an awesome party.

"If your life falls apart,

call your politician for a new start"

Fak it!

Me and my homie invite you to

a far out rave

at the National Stadium!

Everybody! Choose...

To go to the National Stadium

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