John and Mary Page #2

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I feel great.

Do you feel great?

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Yeah. I feel fine.

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- Good God. 1 0:
00.

- Oh.

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- Do you want anything before you go?

- Like what?

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- Like a bath, uh-

- Sure. Thanks.

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Before you rush off.

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[ Door Closes ]

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[ Thinking ]

Just like cats-

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sniffing around before

they decide to bed down...

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for the rest of their natural lives.

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The point is,

has she found the spare room?

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Hmm. A spare room gives them ideas.

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Gradual infiltration.

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This is the moment

that calls for extreme caution.

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Extreme caution.

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k& [ Vocalizing ]

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k& [ Humming ]

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I, uh, suppose you haven't

got time for breakfast?

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Hmm? Do you want me

to make it?

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- What? No. I'll-

- Do you want me-

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I'll do it.

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[ No Audible Dialogue ]

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[ Kettle Whistling ]

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You've got a lot of room here.

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[ Thinking ]

Is your wife away for the weekend?

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I like a lot of room.

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[ Thinking ]

So you found the spare room.

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Everything is so tidy.

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Our kitchen

always looks like a battlefield.

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[ Thinking ]

Maybe his wife left him.

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[ Thinking ]

Who do you live with? Husband? Boyfriend?

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I hope you like your egg.

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It's great.

[ Thinking ] You want me to stay.

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It's a farmer's egg.

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Where do you get farmers' eggs?

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- I buy them.

- From a farmer?

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No, at a store.

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You can if you make

a point of it.

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- I mean, it's worth taking a little trouble.

- Yeah. I guess so.

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The chicken that laid

that egg, uh...

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ate only what nature provided it.

It's organic.

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That's a good thing?

[ Thinking ] Must be some sort of health food nut.

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Myself, I just rush

into the supermarket and buy...

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pre-fabricated, synthetic-

any kind of stuff.

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Plastic eggs laid by computers,

as far as I'm concerned.

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- Coffee?

- Thank you.

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- Uh, cream and sugar.

- Oh.

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An egg's not what

you usually have, is it?

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Well, uh, it all depends-

[ Thinking ] on who I wake up with.

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[ Thinking ]

Depends on who you wake up with.

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Hmm.

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- Coffee's delicious.

- [ Thinking ] Do you always jump into bed...

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the first time you meet someone?

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In this country, the, uh-

[ Laughs ]

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The artificial hormones

in the, uh...

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chicken food are having a disturbing effect

on the adult male population.

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- No kidding?

- Mmm.

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[ Thinking ]

I think I'll leave after breakfast.

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Well, to tell you the truth,

most of the time, I don't have anything at all.

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[ Thinking ]

He's congratulating himself.

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What did you say?

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- Nothing.

- [ Thinking ]

I played my cards very cleverly last night.

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[ Thinking ]

He is congratulating himself.

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- k& [ Singing Birthday Song ]

- It's not your birthday, by any chance, is it?

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- k& [ Singing Continues ]

- What?

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I said, it's not your birthday,

by any chance, is it?

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- No, I'm an Aquarius.

-k& [ Singing Ends ]

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k& [ Background:
Pop ]

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- Happy birthday.

- Thank you.

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Does that mean it is

or it isn't?

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- What?

- Your birthday.

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Don't you know?

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What do you mean?

No, I-I-I don't, uh, read those things.

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- You don't?

- No.

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No, I figure life's hard enough

without worrying...

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if my star got mixed up

in the path of Leo...

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and Tuesday would be a bad day

to rob the Chase Manhattan Bank.

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[ Giggles ]

Yeah. I can see you're a Leo.

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- You look like a Leo.

- No, I'm Taurus. Taurus, the bank robber.

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[ Laughs ]

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- Listen, if you wanna get back to your friends-

- No, no. I'm fine.

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'Cause I really didn't mean

to interrupt anything.

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- I was just bored.

- No. We just went to the film together.

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I see.

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k& [ Ends ]

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Is that what you do mostly?

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People, uh, take me, uh, places...

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- k& [ Psychedelic Pop ]

- when they- they feel I need educating.

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You seem very...

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- intelligent.

- Well, I'm educated.

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- [ Woman Laughing ]

- Last- Last week,

we went to the Participating Theater.

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- I'm sorry?

- The Participating Theater.

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- What's that?

- Uh-

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