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John and Mary Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1969
- 92 min
- 287 Views
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21:23,595 -- 00:21:26,462The audience is part of the show.
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21:26,531 -- 00:21:29,022- k& [ Man Singing, Indistinct ]
- Everybody has to get into the act.
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21:29,101 -- 00:21:31,569- What is it like?
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21:31,636 -- 00:21:34,196they turn off the lights
and you get groped by the actors.
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21:34,272 -- 00:21:36,365- Oh.
- [ Giggles ]
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21:36,441 -- 00:21:39,376- Don't you resent that?
- Not entirely.
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21:39,444 -- 00:21:41,605- Pardon me?
- Not entirely.
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21:41,680 -- 00:21:45,480Uh, hey, look, we're going.
Dean has an early class tomorrow.
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21:45,550 -- 00:21:47,984Pity we didn't get a chance
to see more of you.
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21:48,053 -- 00:21:50,749Dean's gonna drop me off.
What about you?
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21:50,822 -- 00:21:54,280- Well, good night.
- It would be no trouble for Dean at all.
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21:54,359 -- 00:21:56,793- It would be a pleasure.
- I, uh-
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21:56,862 -- 00:21:59,228stay on a while longer.
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21:59,297 -- 00:22:01,629I see.
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22:01,700 -- 00:22:03,930- Bye.
- Bye.
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22:04,002 -- 00:22:06,596Oh, wow. Thank you.
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22:06,671 -- 00:22:09,504- Good night.
- Good night.
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22:09,574 -- 00:22:11,565Good night.
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22:12,644 -- 00:22:14,703Ooh.
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22:21,019 -- 00:22:25,752I- " I see.''
What did she say " I see'' for?
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22:25,824 -- 00:22:27,917What did she see?
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22:30,495 -- 00:22:34,522k& [ Continues ]
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22:36,535 -- 00:22:40,938[ Him ]
When did you make up your mind? Exactly.
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22:41,006 -- 00:22:45,602[ Her ] If you say
you'll go listen to somebody's records...
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22:45,677 -- 00:22:49,272- deal's on.
- Some girls wouldn't agree with you.
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22:49,347 -- 00:22:52,316Haven't had many
the first time, huh?
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22:52,384 -- 00:22:55,012I wouldn't know about that.
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22:57,522 -- 00:23:01,788Do you, uh, think you'd have
appreciated me more if I'd, um...
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23:01,860 -- 00:23:04,055cost you three dinners at Caravelle?
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23:05,764 -- 00:23:08,858[ Laughs ] No, I'm sor-
Girls are different. That's all.
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23:08,934 -- 00:23:12,631You mean, um, the nice ones
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23:12,704 -- 00:23:15,229I suppose.
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23:15,307 -- 00:23:18,902Uh, two weeks on the average.
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23:20,779 -- 00:23:23,111And how long do they last
on the average?
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23:28,053 -- 00:23:30,749- Have some more coffee?
- No, thank you.
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23:35,794 -- 00:23:39,389I don't collect them, if that's
what you're thinking, like stamps.
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23:39,464 -- 00:23:44,163- Oh, really?
- I suppose you've had dozens.
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23:44,236 -- 00:23:47,000Dozens of what?
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23:47,072 -- 00:23:49,472Dozens of men.
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23:50,842 -- 00:23:53,436Why did you say that?
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23:53,511 -- 00:23:57,675- It's just something a person likes to know.
- Do they?
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23:57,749 -- 00:24:02,243[ Laughs ] No, all I mean is that a girl-
a woman- could've had...
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24:02,320 -- 00:24:05,346dozens of men
and, well, still be okay.
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24:05,423 -- 00:24:10,725- That's very nice of you.
- [ Laughs ] Very few, uh...
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24:10,795 -- 00:24:13,195and- and still be a-
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24:13,265 -- 00:24:16,462- A whore?
- No, I wouldn't say that.
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24:22,207 -- 00:24:24,698I was just trying
to get to know you.
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24:26,544 -- 00:24:29,138Well, you haven't made
a bad start.
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24:29,214 -- 00:24:33,048No, I mean,
to know more about you.
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24:33,118 -- 00:24:37,384- I mean, why did you?
- Why did you?
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24:37,455 -- 00:24:40,219- That's different.
- Is it?
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24:40,292 -- 00:24:43,159- Yes.
- I just, uh, thought it might be fun.
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24:43,228 -- 00:24:46,493- Did you?
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24:48,833 -- 00:24:52,997I, uh, didn't see much
to worry about, no.
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24:53,071 -- 00:24:57,633- You mean, I've got you worried?
- Yes, you have.
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24:57,709 -- 00:25:00,269All that talk about
"natural-born eggs''-
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25:00,345 -- 00:25:03,508Taste just the same as
any old artificial eggs anywhere.
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25:03,581 -- 00:25:07,244And wanting to be told
I'd jump into bed with anybody...
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25:07,319 -- 00:25:10,311just so's you wouldn't feel guilty
when your wife gets home on Monday.
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25:10,388 -- 00:25:14,119- What are you talking about?
to that bar every Friday night...
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25:14,192 -- 00:25:16,353huh,just to get laid?
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25:16,428 -- 00:25:19,829Well, I want you to know that I've
never been in there in my life before.
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25:19,898 -- 00:25:23,834It's just thatJane's boyfriend said,
"Let's go somewhere slightly different.''
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25:23,902 -- 00:25:26,530That's all.
Sorry to disappoint you.
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25:26,604 -- 00:25:29,266- I'm not really disappointed.
- There's something else you oughta get straight.
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25:29,341 -- 00:25:34,608- What's that?
-Just for the record. I do say no occasionally.
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26:10,066 -- 00:26:12,057255
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26:14,470 -- 00:26:18,668[ Sighs ]
Hey! Could you-
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26:22,979 -- 00:26:25,413Hilary? Hi, it's me.
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26:25,481 -- 00:26:28,575- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine, I guess.
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26:28,651 -- 00:26:32,246- Where are you?
- Where am I? I don't know.
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26:32,322 -- 00:26:35,223Listen, I'm coming home now.
I'll pick up the groceries-
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26:35,291 -- 00:26:37,725eggs so stuffed full
of chemical hormones...
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26:37,794 -- 00:26:39,955- there's a good chance we'll all change sex.
- What?
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26:40,029 -- 00:26:42,691Never mind. See you later.
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26:42,765 -- 00:26:45,461Bye.
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26:49,539 -- 00:26:53,031Bonjour, darling.!
Up, up, up.
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26:53,109 -- 00:26:55,100Up with the cornflakes.
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26:55,178 -- 00:26:57,806Hold it.
Cmo est, pap?
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26:57,880 -- 00:27:01,281- Papi, ya!
- Oh, for God's sake.
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27:01,351 -- 00:27:06,050Ah! Bachelor girl home from a good night out
with all her goodies.
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27:06,122 -- 00:27:08,454That's a great image,
I tell ya.
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27:08,524 -- 00:27:10,719Une grande image.
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27:10,793 -- 00:27:13,057- Mind your own business.
- Now, this house is my business.
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27:13,129 -- 00:27:16,462I'm makin' a study of it in depth.
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27:16,532 -- 00:27:20,229Are you totally ignorant
of cinma vrit?
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27:20,303 -- 00:27:24,967Cinma vrit is just an excuse
to follow little girls into the ladies room.
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27:25,041 -- 00:27:27,942- Can you do something with Andy?
- Tracey, good morning.
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27:28,011 -- 00:27:30,479Cry, baby. That's a great image.
Une grande image.
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27:30,546 -- 00:27:32,639Beautiful! Beautiful!
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