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The audience is part of the show.

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- k& [ Man Singing, Indistinct ]

- Everybody has to get into the act.

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- What is it like?

- Halfway through the show...

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they turn off the lights

and you get groped by the actors.

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- Oh.

- [ Giggles ]

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- Don't you resent that?

- Not entirely.

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- Pardon me?

- Not entirely.

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Uh, hey, look, we're going.

Dean has an early class tomorrow.

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Pity we didn't get a chance

to see more of you.

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Dean's gonna drop me off.

What about you?

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- Well, good night.

- It would be no trouble for Dean at all.

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- It would be a pleasure.

- I, uh-

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I think I might as well

stay on a while longer.

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I see.

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- Bye.

- Bye.

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Oh, wow. Thank you.

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- Good night.

- Good night.

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Good night.

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Ooh.

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I- " I see.''

What did she say " I see'' for?

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What did she see?

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k& [ Continues ]

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[ Him ]

When did you make up your mind? Exactly.

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[ Her ] If you say

you'll go listen to somebody's records...

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- deal's on.

- Some girls wouldn't agree with you.

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Haven't had many

the first time, huh?

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I wouldn't know about that.

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Do you, uh, think you'd have

appreciated me more if I'd, um...

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cost you three dinners at Caravelle?

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[ Laughs ] No, I'm sor-

Girls are different. That's all.

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You mean, um, the nice ones

take three weeks or so.

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I suppose.

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Uh, two weeks on the average.

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And how long do they last

on the average?

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- Have some more coffee?

- No, thank you.

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I don't collect them, if that's

what you're thinking, like stamps.

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- Oh, really?

- I suppose you've had dozens.

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Dozens of what?

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Dozens of men.

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Why did you say that?

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- It's just something a person likes to know.

- Do they?

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[ Laughs ] No, all I mean is that a girl-

a woman- could've had...

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dozens of men

and, well, still be okay.

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- That's very nice of you.

- [ Laughs ] Very few, uh...

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and- and still be a-

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- A whore?

- No, I wouldn't say that.

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I was just trying

to get to know you.

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Well, you haven't made

a bad start.

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No, I mean,

to know more about you.

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- I mean, why did you?

- Why did you?

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- That's different.

- Is it?

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- Yes.

- I just, uh, thought it might be fun.

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- I thought I might enjoy it.

- Did you?

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I, uh, didn't see much

to worry about, no.

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- You mean, I've got you worried?

- Yes, you have.

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All that talk about

"natural-born eggs''-

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Taste just the same as

any old artificial eggs anywhere.

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And wanting to be told

I'd jump into bed with anybody...

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just so's you wouldn't feel guilty

when your wife gets home on Monday.

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- What are you talking about?

- I suppose you think I go

to that bar every Friday night...

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huh,just to get laid?

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Well, I want you to know that I've

never been in there in my life before.

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It's just thatJane's boyfriend said,

"Let's go somewhere slightly different.''

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That's all.

Sorry to disappoint you.

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- I'm not really disappointed.

- There's something else you oughta get straight.

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- What's that?

-Just for the record. I do say no occasionally.

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[ Utensils Clatter ]

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[ Sighs ]

Hey! Could you-

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Hilary? Hi, it's me.

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- You okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine, I guess.

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- Where are you?

- Where am I? I don't know.

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Listen, I'm coming home now.

I'll pick up the groceries-

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eggs so stuffed full

of chemical hormones...

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- there's a good chance we'll all change sex.

- What?

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Never mind. See you later.

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Bye.

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Bonjour, darling.!

Up, up, up.

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Up with the cornflakes.

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Hold it.

Cmo est, pap?

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- Papi, ya!

- Oh, for God's sake.

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Ah! Bachelor girl home from a good night out

with all her goodies.

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That's a great image,

I tell ya.

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Une grande image.

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- Mind your own business.

- Now, this house is my business.

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I'm makin' a study of it in depth.

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Are you totally ignorant

of cinma vrit?

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Cinma vrit is just an excuse

to follow little girls into the ladies room.

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- Can you do something with Andy?

- Tracey, good morning.

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Cry, baby. That's a great image.

Une grande image.

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Beautiful! Beautiful!

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