John and Mary Page #4

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- [ Baby Crying ]

- Beautiful.! Beautiful.!

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k& [ Background:
Rock ]

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Hello!

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You're not back?

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- No, I'm away.

- I thought you were all settled for the weekend.

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Bob called to say he's coming in

from Philadelphia tonight.

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So the boss let him out to play.

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That's not fair.

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Doesn't anyone else care

about these turtles?

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It's not Bob's fault Mr. Beagleman

wants to have him around all the time.

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He doesn't have to marry the man,

does he?

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Mr. Beagleman is grooming Bob

to take over the entire East Coast office.

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Next week, he's loaning Bob

his executive jet to dly to Florida.

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- No kidding?

- Mm-hmm.

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- Do you get to go too?

- Well, no.

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- Make Mr. Beagleman jealous?

- He's not even going.

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Bob has to take this German client with a wife

who might not understand.

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- That's too bad.

- Anyway, he'll be here tonight.

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We had the greatest stroke ofluck.

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- What's that?

- Somebody died in the New York office...

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and Mr. Beagleman sent Bob

to represent him at the funeral.

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He certainly gets picked

for all the best jobs.

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- I wish you liked Bob.

- I like him. I like him fine.

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I'd like him better

if he took you out once in a while...

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and stopped using

this place as a hotel.

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- Yeah.

- He hasn't got his promotion yet.

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I wish to God he'd hurry up and get it

so's I could have a bed for the night.

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Jane's going over to Dean's.

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Please. Please.

[ Laughs ]

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[ Laughs ]

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All right.

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- Do you have to go now?

- I have to go now.

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- Oh.

- Excuse me.

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[ Clears Throat ] As a matter of fact,

that was a good way of putting it.

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- Putting what?

-" I do say no occasionally.''

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I like the way you said that.

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- Thank you.

- As a matter of fact, I don't have one.

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- You don't have one what?

- A wife or anything resembling.

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I guess you jumped to that conclusion

because of the size of the apartment.

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It's a converted attic.

It was originally an artist's studio.

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You've, uh, fixed it up

all by yourself?

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Well, a friend helped.

I'm still working on it.

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- Hmm.

- Wait a minute!

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I, uh, almost forgot

what we came for.

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- To play a record.

- Oh, a record.

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- We never did.

- No, we never did.

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It's not a, uh, bad collection.

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I usually play, uh,

classical in the afternoon...

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and, uh,jazz in the evening.

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- What do you play in the morning?

- Brass band music.

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- [ Clicks ]

- Provided, of course, it's not raining.

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Well, let's not break any rules.

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k& [ Brass Ensemble: Classical ]

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[ Thinking ]

Smart move- extremely smart-

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getting dressed, putting on her coat,

setting out for the front door.

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Just the way

to get asked back in again.

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I should've let her go on thinking

I had a wife.

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She's at an advantage now-

distinct advantage.

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In the end, she'll have to go,

like Ruth.

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Come on.

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- Come on. Get in there.

- [ Barks ]

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k& [ Classical Continues ]

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Hey! Hold it!

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[ Brakes Squeal ]

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Over here. This side.

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Don't worry, darling.

You were always the best.

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[ Thinking ]

And then there was Annie.

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Hi! You must come to dinner with us.

I've got the most groovy husband.

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- k& [ Ends ]

- I don't wanna go to dinner

with your groovy husband.

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You won't.

I don't have one.

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- Does that go on on the other side?

- Right.

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- I'll do it.

- I've never even thought about a husband.

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- Pardon me, miss.

- Hmm?

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- Oh!

- I am looking for a slightly used...

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Amazonian blowgun.

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- [ Laughs ]

- What's so funny about that?

They're difficult to get.

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- I'll take it with or without darts.

- Um- [ Laughs ]

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My own frayed dlower child.

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We need all the dlower children

we can get these days.

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Where else do you find people

who are honest, intelligent, concerned...

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- unprejudiced-

- And on the pill.

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- And a smart-ass.

- [ Laughs ]

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How did you get away this time?

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I volunteered to drive Stevie over

to get his haircut.

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I just gave him 50 cents

to buy some candy.

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You may never see him again.

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[ Tapping ]

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You should've given him a dollar.

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