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Josie and the Pussycats Page #5
any more risks.
I'll get rid of them,
have a new band by the morning.
Ooh!
Think, Wyatt.
We've already sold
half a million of the Josie ears
for a big concert.
Right. Yes. So we have.
So what are you suggesting?
Keep Josie, and put those two
nosy little pussycats to sleep.
Mmmm.
play without her friends.
Oh? I think
Mmm?
Next, on Behind the Music,
than 244 varieties ofsea life.
Josie, did I tell you I got a gig tonight?
- You did?
That's great!
- Yeah, well,
it'sjust this bar,
but the manager...
I played him my demo,
and he said
I could have, like, almost
a full half-hour tonight.
Do you think maybe you want to come, or...
Yeah.
'Cause I know you're busy and everything.
Oh, my God.
Is that Josie?
Where? Josie!
Thanks.
Yeah, no problem.
How am I gonna pull this off?
Wh-What?
I'm a girl from Riverdale,
you know? I'm...
I'm not a rock star.
Jose, you've been
dreaming about this your whole life.
I know, it's just...
What?
I'm scared.
Don't be. You gotta
believe in yourself.
What if I can't?
Then...
then I guess I'll just have to
believe in you for you.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow!
So, what do you think
we should open with
for the concert...
'Spin Around', or maybe 'Come On'?
Uh, I don't know.
We could try Roll On, Rolly Wheel,
but, honestly, I think
What do you think?
It's your call.
I mean, you're the boss.
No, I'm not.
Val, what's with you?
Hello, girls! And how are
the most beautiful and talented
women in rock-and-roll?
Eh?
Don't you mean "woman"?
Valerie, my darling,
you're going to have to learn
to take a compliment.
I mean, what are you going to do
tonight when you go on TRL...
how much he loves your music?
Don't you mean, what's Josie gonna do?
No, because she won't be there.
We just booked you and Melody.
It's time for the world
to get to know the other Pussycats.
We're gonna be on TRL?
Mm-hmm.
Do I get to touch Carson?
Anywhere you like.
The taping's in two hours,
unless, ofcourse,
you have a problem with this.
Do you have a problem with this?
No! I think you guys will
have a great time.
I love that show.
And... and you don't mind
if Mel and I go without you?
Why? I don't care about that stuff.
Jose...
Oh, I'm so sorry!
I don't know what I was thinking.
Okay.
Come on, girls. There are
stylists and designers waiting in your room.
And you have homework tonight.
This is the remix of your next single.
- I'd be very curious
to hear your thoughts.
- Could it wait until tomorrow?
It's just that Alan M is
playing his first gig tonight,
Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry, Josie.
I forgot to tell you.
Alan M called my office.
They canceled his show.
- They did?
- Yes.
Why didn't he call me here?
Um, I'm sure he did.
In fact,
I'm sure if you go down
to the front desk, there'll be
Excuse me.
Yes, there's a message
waiting for you... now.
Um... he also said to say
that he won't be available
for several hours,
and he'll call you when he can.
- All that was on the message?
- Uh, yes. Excuse me.
Yes, that's all in the message.
Anything else?
Who do you keep calling?
I'm running a label here, Josephine.
I have other artists
who need me, other artists who need my time,
other artists who aren't
Your level of non-commitment
is making me doubt
your commitment commitment.
So, you wanna be
a rock superstar, eh...
Live large, big house,
five cars?
Well, you have to do the time.
Otherwise, somebody else will,
and you'll be left
to explain it all to Mel and Val.
I am committed.
I am.
Yes, I hope so,
my darling.
I hope so.
- Val, we're on TRL!
- Hey, check out the view!
It's fake.
Wow. This stuff looks
so different on TV.
All this stuff is fake.
Where is everybody?
Where's Carson?
Yo, kittycats!
How you ladies doin'?
I'm Carson Daly. Welcome.
You're not Carson Daly.
What are you talkin' about?
Check the nails.
You need to call me.
I got plans.
All right.
Is everybody ready to start the show?
- Oh, my God, it's Carson!
- Oh, my God, it's Melody!
Yo, man, you gotta
stop tryin' to be me
with the nails thing.
- What you sayin', man?
A brother can't be Carson Daly?
- No, that's not what I'm sayin'.
It's just that
so it doesn't work right now.
Who's gonna break my "gazoons,"
man? I'm Carson Daly.
That's pretty good, man.
Who else do you do?
I do Mike Tyson.
I would take a bite outta you.
Okay, what is going on?
Are you... Is this TRL or not?
This is not
Total Request Live.
It's more like
Total Request Dead.
Yeah, you see, ladies, we've
only got one request today.
And that's to kill you.
Carson said he's
gonna to kill us.
Like that's a request.
- All right, man,
I got the blond.
- He's not kidding.
Go!
Um, this, uh...
this next song is
dedicated to, uh...
a friend of mine.
till she showed up to play it,
but I guess she...
Whoo-hoo!
Um, the name of this song is,
uh, 'Wish You Felt the Same'.
Hey!
Shut up or hold it
till you get home!
Who do you want to kill you,
huh? Eddie Murphy?
Eddie told me,
"I want them Josie girls dead,
all right? You get them
a nurse. I want them dead!"
I can't believe you're a killer!
- You seem so nice on TV!
- Really?
You know, I always thought
you were kinda hot.
Too bad!
- I always thought
you were kinda hot too.
- You did?
- What's your sign?
- Scorpio.
I'm a Cancer.
Da pussycats.
Da pussycats.
I gotta kill ya. Good lawd!
- What was that?
- It was Chris Rock.
That was a terrible Chris Rock.
Why do you even bother
doing impressions?
You're not funny.
You know who's funny?
Bill Cosby.
And he's going
to kill you...
after sticking a spoon
in your pudding.
No way!
Lady and the Tramp.
When the dogs are
eating spaghetti and
they share the same piece?
You know, if I wasn't
a key player in this whole...
conspiracy to brainwash
the youth of America
with pop music,
- You think?
- Oh, yeah.
You know, it would be
so cool, like...
Yeah, right.
Like I'd ever go out
with a guy like you.
Now, you,
on the other hand...
Come on.
Let's get outta here
and find Josie.
Bye.
Josie? Josie, quick,
open the door!
Josie?
Jo... Josie?
- Josie, we have to talk to you.
- How did they let
the two of you in here?
I specifically told
the front desk "no visitors."
- Are you okay?
- Of course I'm okay.
Why wouldn't I be?
I have the number-one single
in the country.
You two, on the other hand...
should maybe be a little worried.
Josie, Carson Daly tried
to kill us, and I think it has
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