Journey to Saturn Page #5

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Wrong answer. You're in charge now.

You've got 12 hours, understood?

Start the countdown!

Hey, kabob.

Hey, let the grown-ups have a look.

Hornbk Beach. High soclety tlts!

What's that?

lt's the countdown

for the end of the world.

- Susanne!

- Someone ran off with your girl.

- Treachery on the home-front.

- She's been taken hostage!

At least the problem is solved. We'll

nuke the platform and be heroes.

- We can't! Susanne is down there.

- Let me tell you something, Per!

l've only had one true friend,

Gerd, my second in command.

During a mlssion in Basra,

he was caught ln enemy crossflre.

l could elther complete the mission

or save Gerd. l chose Gerd.

lf Gerd dled, l wouldn't have anyone

left in my llfe. Nobody!

lt didn't work.

The mission went totally awry.

Arne!

Gerd was killed. 60 bullets. l was

demoted from colonel to sergeant.

l'd forgotten the most important rule

ln the army:
The mission comes first.

But this is my chance

to make lt right!

That's not right, Arne. You went

through the black hole to save me.

lt wasn't qulte like that.

l get your point about not nuklng

anybody, but how can we stop them?

Kurt Maj had a point.

We are just a bunch of losers.

We didn't get thls far just to end up

nuklng hundreds of innocent people.

Did we at any tlme

have the odds in our favour?

Would a bunch of losers have survived

everythlng we've been through?

We aren't losers. We're astronauts.

We represent Denmark

ln the entlre unlverse -

- and Denmark doesn't nuke lnnocent

people just to serve a greater cause.

- l suggest we put it to the vote.

- Danlsh democracy ls the thlng!

All ln favour of saving Denmark

ln a humane way.

- Hear, hear!

- Utter feollshness!

- Per, do we have a plan?

- No. But l know someone who might.

NEW SATURN RACE - TERRORlSTS?

ALlENS DO ExlS

Mom! l was supposed to go

with the others to see the allens.

l thlnk you have some vlsitors, lb.

Coffee's served.

- Why dld we let ourselves be fooled?

- What are we golng to do?

Let me see. All allens are prone to be

ellminated by some Earth stuff.

They may get the flu and dle. Or

mosqulto spray, shampoo, or cooties.

DUFO has taped everything

on the allens slnce they arrlved.

we've only got

an hour and a half left.

Wait! Rewind a blt.

There. Pause!

- Slow forward.

- How about a beer?

- Why, it's beer!

- Of course!

Yo, have a beer!

They're back!

- Per!

- lf we have her, they won't touch us.

Keep them out of the control room.

Lead them up to the top deck.

- But how?

- Just do it. Now!

The suction machlne!

We have to stop it. Come on, Arne!

Where ls the control room?

Over here, boys.

You! Get all these people

as far away as posslble.

- Stop your grlplng, Susanne.

- Susanne!

Let's spllt up. Arne and Ole,

stop the engine. Jamll, come with me.

You stay here and fix that door.

Come and get me'

you overslzed lizard!

Susanne!

Take that!

- Only ten mlnutes left!

- Yo!

Per! l'm comlng!

Jamil ...

Jamil' no!

- Jamll ...

- l can't feel my legs. Cold ...

Don't die! You have to become a

real Dane. We'll vislt the landmarks.

l'll lntroduce you to lda Davldsen and

let you taste her open sandwiches.

Per, you need to be a father

to my klds. Jamil Junior and Jamilla.

Promise me to talk to my wifo, Nadja,

cousin All, uncle Nadim and Dina.

And my cousln and her children,

Hakim and Yassir and thelr wives -

- and Mohammad' my other cousln ...

- Right, right, all of them.

- Wait, l have more plctures here.

There is a lovely country ...

lt didn't penetrate you.

Your photos stopped the bullet!

You made it!

Yo, greenhorn. Cheers!

Rlght on' Susanne!

Let's get out of here.

We have to stop that suction machine.

- What the hell does lt say?

- You have to mount a translator.

- You can borrow mine.

- Flne, just hurry up.

- What are you up to?

- A nuclear mlsslle ls on lts way.

- We just need to get out of here.

- Susanne and Ole are still up there!

The mission comes flrst.

That's the way lt is.

- That sounds just about right.

- You could've told me where ite went.

ON/OFF

Why couldn't you just have read lt?

- Susanne!

- Per!

You were so good up there! Why dldn't

you just come right out and say it?

l thought you were a lame smartass ...

Not now!

There's a nuclear mlsslle on its way.

Basra!

Arne?

l told you l only had one true frlend.

l see now that's not true.

l've galned two new frlends. Sometimes

friends come before the mlssion.

Alright, three friends then.

Run, dammit, run!

- Arne!

- You shall not pass, you bastard!

Arne!

We can't get away. He's too heavy.

Jamil' the gun!

Bottoms up!

- Rlght on, man!

- Yeehaw!

Hurry up! The mlsslle ls coming.

Yeehaw!

Fools! l have thousands of UFOs

left ln the unlverse.

Dld you really thlnk it would be

that easy to beat me?

Sh*t!

Would a desert princess like you like

to see the palm rlse at Ole's oasis?

- Bloody hell, Ole!

- Remember:
Respect for traditions.

That doesn't count

when we're talking about my cousin.

Do you really understand Danish

if you use one of these?

- Where wlll we spend our honeymoon?

- We could begin with the Milky Way.

And after that

we'll just follow the stars.

SUSANNE HAS GO A TlGHT P*SSY

l sensed that somethlng was not right

with the strangers' -

- so l declded to isolate them at

my oil field and extermlnate them.

lt was a tough battle, but my plan

worked. l had them exterminated.

And now:
Kurt Maj Enterprlses has

always been very keen -

- on gettlng cheap, alternatlve

energy resources for the Danes.

So let me lntroduce my latest preject:

The Journey to the Sun!

what the hell? They haven't

been true to the comic at all!

SDl Media Denmark

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