Julien Donkey-Boy Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 1999
- 94 min
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What else
you got, man?
Get him out of here!
Get him out of here!
Well, that's it.
Thank you very much.
Amen!
A-woman!
All right!
"Amen...
Amen,
Amen, Amen, Amen
Amen...
Amen,
Amen, Amen, Amen
See the baby Jesus,
Lying in the manger
Amen,
Amen, Amen, Amen..."
The words are easy.
"Amen..." Amen!
"Amen,
Amen,
Amen, Amen."
"We don't need no music
We don't need no music
We don't need no music
We don't need no music."
"I feel good--
nah-na, nah-na, nah-na--
I knew that I would--
nah-na, nah-na, nah-na
I feel good--
nah-na, nah-na, nah-na
I knew that I would..."
That's funny.
"So good--
so good--
I've got you.
I feel nice--
nah-na, nah-na, nah-na
like sugar and spice--
nah-na, nah-na, nah-na..."
That's my favorite song.
I love that song.
What song?
That song--
"Nah-na, nah-na, nah.
I feel Tosh--"
That's a really
good song.
I think one day
when my feet break apart,
I'm gonna need new feet.
I'm gonna have to sew
these feet back on.
I met a man that was made of clay,
like me, and he said,
"If you want to have
clay feet,
you've got to listen
to clay tapes."
Stop! That tickles!
I'm sorry.
You don't have to be sorry.
It feels good.
Does this tickle,
with my brush?
Yes.
All my boyfriends are dead,
and you're gonna die too--
maybe you too, Julien.
I died before, you know.
I died before.
I'm gonna make
a high dive,
and then as soon
as I land in the water,
I'm gonna die.
- Really?
- Yeah.
I'm gonna dive
from the 2,000 meter board,
and then I'm gonna fall
and fall and fall,
until I fall in the water,
and then I'm gonna die.
Lillian, David, Sylvia,
Simon, Casey,
Sasha, Scott, Joshua,
Jezebel, Harold, Harry,
Caroline, Sarah, Sylvia,
Simon, Lewis, Michael,
Walter, Brendan, Olivia,
Ethan, Eleanor,
Gloria, or Ellen.
Those are my favorites...
so far.
Do it seriously, Chris.
Serious.
What sort of outfit is that?
Come on, this is ridiculous.
This is a bikini.
This is not a real outfit.
- Get serious.
- Papa, Papa, Papa.
Julien, the jammin' jabber.
Julien, the jammin' jabber.
Julien, get serious.
Give it some rest.
Stay in your corner.
Chris, you get
in your corner.
I'm gonna start
the match now.
I want him
to wrestle for real.
He's gonna wrestle for real.
You're gonna wrestle for real?
- You ready?
- Chris, what's your name?
What's your wrestling name?
- Chris.
- No, we have to have a name.
like a costume
and a name.
"Julien the jammin' jabber"!
"Julien the jammin' jabber"!
It's real wrestling.
My name's Chris.
- It's real wrestling.
- Okay. All right.
In the center of the ring, Julien.
In the center of the ring.
- That's it. Get serious.
- And shake. Let's shake.
No, no, no.
Shake hands.
- Shake hands.
- You be serious.
I'm referee.
I'm gonna watch them.
- Be serious.
- I know, I know.
You ready for the fight?
Are you ready?
One...
Ready?
One...
two...
three, wrestle!
Come on.
- Bring it on.
- Take it serious.
- F***ing wrestle me, man.
- Okay, okay.
Grab him.
Get him to the ground.
Come on, Julien.
Julien, the jammin' jabber.
Get into the fight.
Oh, it looks like
he's got him!
They're going down!
Oh, he's got him!
The referee doesn't get
so frantic.
Come on, Chris!
Get his--
get his shoulders down!
Come on, Julien.
You have to fight harder!
Come on!
"Julien, the jabbin' jabber"!
Get serious.
Get serious.
Fight back, Julien!
Fight back! Come on!
Julien, the jabbin' jabber!
Bring it on!
Bring it on!
Take it serious.
Julien, fight back!
Fight back, Julien.
Come on.
Fight back!
Come on.
F***ing fight back.
You're out.
One...
two...
he's up again.
I love you, Chris.
I love you, Chris.
No!
F***ing wrestle me!
What's going on there?
What sort of sh*t
is that?
Cut it out!
Take it seriously!
God-f***ing-damn it!
Disqualified for
bad behavior.
I'm never gonna wear
that again!
I'm never gonna wear
that again!
I found it--
I found it very shitty.
Chris!
I'm sorry.
Chris, Chris.
Okay, okay!
I won't--
I won't,
I won't hit you.
I don't want
to hurt you, Chris.
I don't want
to hurt you like--
I don't want
to hurt you like--
put you in the hospital...
like...
F***ing act f***ing normal
for a second,
and f***ing
take it seriously!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry...
Thanks.
Excuse me, miss.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Don't you want to go
to that great city
over there,
where the sun
don't ever go down?
Over there,
where every day,
is a day,
of jubilee,
where we will sing...
There may be one
that's out of the ark
of safety.
If you're here,
we invite you to come.
The spirit said, "Come."
And whosoever will,"
He said, "Let it come."
If you come...
I heard,
Jesus said,
"I will in no wise--"
He will in no wise
cast you out.
Come to him right now,
while you still have a chance.
If you are here today.
There is no forgiveness of sins--
Amen--
and so by the blood of Jesus,
Amen-- we are forgiven
for our sins. Amen.
So I come to tell you today
that, uh...
that the blood
of Jesus Christ
Amen-- cleansed us from all
of our sins.
Thank God for Jesus.
We all are forgiven,
by that same blood.
And I'm glad today,
beloved,
because when I have
done wrong,
and when my sins
catch up with me,
Jesus, Amen,
when the Lord looks at me,
he don't see me,
but he sees the blood of Jesus.
And when Jesus died
on the cross,
God was dying on the cross.
For God was in Christ Jesus,
reconciling the world
unto himself.
And I'm glad to know
that I'm justified.
I've been set free...
Amen--
because of the blood
of Jesus.
Not because of what
I have done,
but because of what
He has done.
And I'm glad to know
that Jesus paid the price.
He ransomed us from
the very gates of hell.
I don't know about you,
but I'm glad
that I've been washed
in his blood.
I'm glad to know
that I've been redeemed
by the blood of the Lamb.
His blood has made
my spirit clean,
and His blood has wrote
my name above.
I don't know about you,
but I was a sinner one day,
but I'm glad that I plunged
in that fountain,
Amen, and I've been set
free today.
And I don't know about you,
but I'm glad
that we can sing this song,
"What can wash away my sins? "
We have heard
from heaven today.
The Lord has stopped by
and visited us.
You know, I'm so glad
of one thing,
as we get ready to go...
Amen, I feel good...
I know that can't nobody,
do me like Jesus.
If you don't mind,
we're gonna do just a little bit
of that great song,
and we'll be on our way home.
"Can't nobody...
do me like Jesus,
Can't nobody
do me like the Lord
Can't nobody
do me like Jesus,
He's my friend."
Yeah!
"Can't nobody
do me like Jesus,
Can't nobody
do me like the Lord
Can't nobody
do me like Jesus,
He's my friend.
Can't nobody
do me like Jesus,
Can't nobody
do me like the Lord
Can't nobody
do me like Jesus,
He's my friend."
Yeah.
"Can't nobody
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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