Just Go With It Page #10

without reading a book. Just relax.

Just give us the most expensive bottle you have

and it'll probably be good enough.

Perfect!

Look at us, Katherine. Both so

happily married. I mean...

Can you believe it?

Everything I always hoped for, right, Yogi?

Mmm. Boo-Boo.

My Yogi Bear. My Boo-Boo.

Never enough.

Hold on a second.

I love the way you smell.

Nothing smells as good as Devlin.

Smelling Devlin, always a good thing.

This is really where we're eating?

Oh, yes. No, the hotel says

it's amazing und very far away. Yeah, it's good.

Hey. I want that car.

I'll give you two chickens for it.

Two chickens, that's very nice of you, but...

Don't be scared.

We're just here for dinner.

Also, this car's worth about 10,000 chickens.

Don't pour over me.

Don't pour over me.

I'll bring my glass to you.

So, Danny, you're a plastic surgeon. Yes.

Very convenient for you, Katherine.

No, this girl's had nothing done.

She's just a natural beauty.

She really is. Sweetie.

What about me? What would you do to fix me?

Professionally speaking?

Nothing. I wouldn't do a thing to you.

Nothing?

You're too sweet.

They already took too much fat out of your arms,

but that's what sleeves are for.

So, where did you two meet?

We just, we met at a concert.

Sting. Yeah.

Live at the Index Card.

It was a benefit for the rainforest.

Someone's on the phone for you.

I think it's the guy from The Omen.

Go for the iMan.

Hold on a second.

Can I say something before you

say what you're gonna say?

Seeing the man who invented the iPod, on the iPhone,

saying, "Go for the iMan..." Yeah.

...that was like watching Ronald McDonald

eat a cheeseburger off the Grimace.

I'm serious. That was serious stuff.

- It's so true.

That, to me, was like watching

Dr. Kevorkian kill himself.

Oh, no.

I'm sorry. This is one of my foundations.

I've gotta take this.

Your virtue, your intelligence, your passion.

Your beauty, your drive, and your womanhood.

It's something we do whenever the other leaves.

We say what we love most about the other.

That's really nice. That's big. I like that.

You guys should try it.

Yes, we should. We should. We'll try that later.

We have to. Not everyone can do it.

We'll do it now.

Right now. Okay.

So, broke and penniless,

I took to the streets to sell my wares.

And by wares, I mean my body.

And by body, I mean my schnitzel.

Mmm.

Help! Is there a veterinarian in the house?

My pet sheep, he passed out. He's not breathing!

I don't know what's wrong with him!

Him! Him! He's not a vet, but

he sells sheep for a living.

Oh, me, yes.

I do, yes. I am that.

Please come this way!

Now? Yes!

This way, this way!

What is this?

Is that a real sheep?

Okay.

Yes, um...

Hello...

Yes?

Yes, in my expert opinion, that sheep is dead.

I'm very sorry.

Let's go eat. Okay, show's over. Let's go.

Oh! He's still alive!

Please, you have to do something!

Oh, sh*t on me.

You look each other in the eyes

and you say what you love about

the other. Mmm-hmm.

We can't just say it? We gotta look

at each other for this thing?

Okay. Yes. We're so ready.

Are you ready?

Go ahead.

You're on. Okay.

Come on.

Um...

I love your sense of humor.

You do? Mmm-hmm.

All of it?

Every dirty bit of it.

I love your, uh, stories.

Yes. They can go long, but... It's okay.

...I try to finish strong. Always entertaining.

And I love that you...

Love that you read the index cards.

Of course.

And I love that you secretly

have a huge heart,

and it's just filled with kindness

and humility.

And blood?

I'm sure there's blood.

I don't know, I...

I just think you're a really nice

person and I really like...

I really love spending time with you.

That's good enough for me right there.

Yeah, game over.

Danny?

Game back on? We gotta...

Um...

Well, I'd like to start off by saying

that I love the most that you fixed your teeth.

Why did I know that...

They were horrible, I agree.

No, no. Um...

You know what I love? Mmm-hmm?

How you just do everything for everybody else

and you never expect anything back.

In fact, when I say thank you, I don't

know, do you hear that or not?

It's cute.

And I love...

I just love...

You're the only person I've never lied to in my life.

I swear to God.

I just trust you more than anybody in the world.

You know every secret about me.

I love your smile.

That smile is the magic.

When I'm in the operating room all I think about is,

"All right, 20 more minutes, I get to see the smile."

It's just like...

It starts my day, that smile.

I won best smile at our sorority

three years straight, right, Katherine?

Not little Bucky here.

Okay, here we go! Hi, yes! Wee!

We do the sheep dance, right?

We want to live and dance more, yes.

Okay, all right. Here we go. Eat some food.

Eat the food. Come on, here we go.

Couple more zings.

Make the milk. Yes, he makes the milk.

You love it. You give milk to the baby.

All right. One, two, three, here we go!

Come on!

We got a couple things that I know how to do!

Yes, this is a good test, so why not?

All right. Here we go.

You're killing him!

The sheep lives! The sheep lives!

Yes! Here we go, one more time.

Here we go. Yes!

This is what I did. You saw this. Yes!

Welcome. I am Tanner Patrick, Jr.

We're ready for the legendary

Oceano's Hula Competition.

Legendary? Never heard of it!

Legendary like the day you were once sober. So...

She talks the talk, who will walk the walk

and walk with me to the Ladies' Lounge? Feeling it...

I think you should do it, Devlin.

Because she would win.

I'll do it! Oh! Good show!

Katherine? How about you?

Come on, this isn't Katherine's thing. Right, Katherine?

No, no, not my... Her speed. Not mine.

Some people are just more comfortable

on the sidelines, so don't judge her, honey.

Your honesty, your fearlessness, and your tickle spot.

Your creativity, your bravery, and your taffy nipples.

Let's go! How do I win this thing?

I'm gonna do this hula thing.

Oh, don't feel any pressure, Katherine.

I'm not the one who should feel the pressure.

Ladies and gentlemen, a warm welcome

for tonight's hula girls.

These are my stars. And here's the key,

you decide how brightly they shine tonight.

You the audience, judge and jury.

I like what I see.

This is my hula palooza.

You're the judges.

You're voting for your favorite hula girl.

How about we do one over here?

Can I get a little something-something

up here in the corner?

Has anybody got a conscience here tonight?

Come on, you did well. You did well.

Aw!

It's tough.

What do I got over here? Anybody?

How tall do you think that guy is?

Who? The Tanner guy? I don't know.

Yeah, that Tanner.

Looks pretty tall, I'd say he's like 6'3".

Yeah, I don't know.

Can I get a positive reaction?

Thank you.

How about this little girl? Let's

make her night. How about it?

I like it. Keep the mojo going.

How about Big Country in the corner?

Do I got...

Sorry.

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