Just Go With It Page #9

from the "spa day" in four hours?

Is that even possible? Yeah.

But we're gonna take one more

picture, if you don't mind.

Make that two pictures. Maggie.

Throw this straight in the air. Make it look like...

On the count of three, one, two,

three.

Okay.

Now, Michael, lay down.

On your back. And...

Yeah, all the way over. See if you can clench this.

Now look like you're in pain.

Ooh!

It took my friend a whole summer

to learn how to swim.

How're you gonna teach me so quick?

I'm gonna do it the same way

my grandfather taught me.

Don't worry.

It took Grandpa eight hours to teach us.

It was a nightmare.

But there's two of us here now, and we're sober.

You're gonna be fine.

All right. You're doing great.

Is he doing great? He's doing great.

Okay. We want to advance a little, though.

I need you to swim to Uncle Eddie.

If you get there without touching the bottom,

we'll give you a dolphin cookie.

Is that what your grandpa gave you?

No, Grandpa gave us something he'd call a Heineken.

I want one of those.

No. Stick with the dolphin cookie.

Yeah. They hurt less when they

get thrown at your head.

God, he was a sick man.

Yeah. Okay? Are we ready?

Don't think about it. Commit. Kick, kick.

Get the cookie. Move your feet.

Kick, kick!

Right there! Reach for it! You got it!

Doing good, buddy!

There you go!

My boy! That was terrific, buddy.

Have your cookie. We're gonna move on, though.

Hey, Devlin?

Devlin? Yeah?

So, Danny's birthday is next week,

and I have no idea what to get him.

Well, don't get him a tie.

He has 100 of them and he never wears them.

That's good to know.

He loves books on tape for his car.

Fishing gear.

Loves it. Doesn't use it.

Can't take the fish off of the hook

once he catches it, so he just collects it.

He loves candy. Jelly Bellies. Loves them, his favorite.

But he only likes the Cotton Candy

and the Peanut Butter.

So you have to buy the bag of the Jelly Bellies,

separate the Cotton Candy and the Peanut Butter

and put them into a little...

It's a kind of Ziploc baggies that I got online.

You know so much about him.

Yeah.

I've known the guy forever.

Music. Loves music.

But anything after '95, don't bother.

You'll lose him.

That's when I finished my Girl Scouts.

All right. How many cookies do we got left?

Maybe about forty!

What do you think, 40 feet for 40 cookies?

Can you handle that? You need a little rest?

Let's do this.

Really? Okay, he's ready! He's ready to rock!

Almost.

What? No.

Oh, my! Ladies and gentlemen, off come the floaties!

This is getting serious!

Are you sure about this, Michael?

Hell, yeah. All right.

No matter what, you're a good man, okay?

Keep kicking. I'm here if you need me.

You got this.

Go! Go, Michael!

Go! Breathe! Yeah!

Kick it! Go!

Move your arms! Yeah!

He doesn't have floaties on!

Oh, my God!

Get the cookies!

Come on, sweetheart! You've got it!

A little bit more, little bit more.

Swim! Swim! KATHERINE: Oh, my God!

Come on! Just a little bit more!

Keep going, Michael! Don't give up!

Very nice!

That's my boy! Yeah, buddy!

I did it! I did it! Thank you!

No way, that was you, buddy.

That was awesome. Way to go!

What are we looking at?

Jeez. Oh, God. Devlin.

Devlin. Oh, God. You snuck up on me.

Did I? Oh... Yes.

Do you startle easily? That's a sign of menopause.

Hmm...

Devlin?

Palmer Dodge, this is Devlin.

She and I went to college together.

Aloha, Palmer.

Is this your daughter?

No, no, no. I'm actually the girlfriend.

Whose girlfriend?

Yes, hi.

I am the Dolph. Willkommen.

And you're very beautiful.

Married, flattered. Thanks. Where's Danny?

Danny is in the water teaching

our little boy how to swim.

Hi, Doctor!

He was so sweet.

You know what's so crazy is that

I have never met anybody

with the first name Devlin before.

You know, and here you are, and

your name's Devlin and...

Shark attack!

We are playing Bavarian pool rugby

and now I'm in the lead.

Okay, bye!

She's trying to beat me, but she won't.

No one can!

This is fun!

Anyway, something's opened

up in our schedule tonight.

So, we were wondering if you and Danny

were good to go for dinner.

Oceano's. Seven o'clock. Oh, no...

Oh, no, you don't! She's like a shark. Come on.

Is it a bad night? Are you two fighting?

No! We're not fighting.

No, we just, we're delighting. We're just fine.

No, that's great. Tonight's gonna

happen. Yeah, perfect.

Perfect. Anyway, see you tonight!

Okay, Devlin.

Oh, my God! Dolph, let her breathe!

Yes, I...

Dolph! What?

What was that?

I was... Were you under...

I don't understand. Why would you say yes?

Because I didn't know, I didn't say no.

I'm not leaving here. What would I tell Palmer?

What's going on, sweetie?

So, today, you know, with Dolph

pushing me in the pool.

It was weird, right?

No, no, no. He's a sheepherder.

That's what those guys do, you know?

They do a lot of horseplay

and that's kind of initiation time for you.

You're in the gang, I think.

Okay. Yeah.

Well, I was thinking for tonight,

maybe we could have a little me and you time?

Oh!

I'll get my rubber duck and see you in a sec.

Yeah, no, I'm not doing this tonight.

It's like my first night alone with the girl.

All I'm asking you is one favor!

Just get this one dinner with me so I can save face

with this horrible, heinous human being.

What am I gonna tell Palmer?

Would you just put her on the phone?

Oh, God.

Tell me she is not listening to 'N Sync.

No, no, no. It's coming from the elevator.

Hey!

Danny, that is my jam.

Someone on the phone for you.

Okay.

Hello?

What is that?

It's Palmer. So?

I need you to get on the phone.

I need you to ask her out.

I need you to take her as far away

from the hotel for the entire night.

Would you please just do this for me?

No, I'm already eating. I just wanna hang out. Ow!

Seriously, I need you. What are you doing? No.

Ow! My gosh.

Take it. All right.

Go for Dolph.

It's Dolph.

Okay, I got an idea.

How about you and me,

we go and get the dinner tonight?

To supper?

Tonight?

Yes, and we get to know each other,

because I think it's important for the kids

to have good symmetry in the family unit.

Yeah, hang on. Let me check with Danny.

Dolph wants to do dinner tonight.

No. No, no, no.

All right, tell him yeah.

Yeah, that's fine.

Awesome. Thank you so much.

What am I supposed to say to her all night?

You spout crazy nonsense for hours in Eurotrashenese.

Just do it, but just do it far away from the hotel.

Okay, fine, I'll do it,

but if I do good, can I sleep in the bed with you?

No. Why? You've got a great private room.

Hmm, really? Because when

we were in the Napa Valley,

they said that wasn't a good time of year for Merlot.

Oh. How about the Verite Cabernet?

Isn't Cabernet really grapey?

I mean, I like grapey, but not overly grapey.

Did you go over the index cards?

I glanced at them, yes.

You glanced at them?

I graduated med school

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