Just Go With It Page #8

You know what? I think Mommy's gonna

explore the magical waters.

Honey, are you okay to hang

out here with fake Daddy?

Sure.

Really? You're gonna get undressed?

What are you doing?

What? You got a bathing cap, too?

You're the worst.

A 1920s swimming gown on, honey?

Don't do it. Don't take it off.

Yeah. I have to be alone.

Okay.

God, I gotta start taking the stairs more.

Don't buy that line.

She takes spinning classes like they're M&M's.

I think he's wearing my underwear.

What is he doing?

Yo, I guarantee you fall!

I'm all set.

Ow!

Thank you, God.

I wanna climb Palmer Mountain,

so what do you say we get rid of these kids?

No. They had them last night. It's our turn.

Isn't that how things work? We alternate?

What? No.

I get the kids... I had them today.

That counted as a "me" day

and then she gets them at night.

That's how we do it. Oh.

Dolph, Devlin, do you want us to watch the kids

so that you guys can have a little alone time?

I don't think... Yes! Absoshnutely!

We are sleeping together!

You guys have your own beds and it's our time!

So we're gonna watch them. Good.

You guys wanna come take a look at the balcony?

I think I saw some dolphins around here.

Dolphins? Hey, he loves those, right? Dolphins.

Sorry. Okay, go.

All right, let go. Come on.

Get the dolphins. Bye, you guys.

That's why we're here, the dolphins.

See you out there.

Listen, if anything happens

and you need any... And I mean anything,

you have to call me.

I'm good at this, I swear to you.

I used to baby-sit Eddie when we were children.

Eddie is your fault? No, no, no.

But I want you to enjoy tonight.

Come on, it's like a free night.

You can do whatever you want.

You can knit yourself some socks

or shock people with your sneaky hot body.

I don't know what you're talking about. Cary Grant?

I'm just gonna sit in my room

and worry about you and them and everything.

What about just hang out platonically

with Eddie tonight? Have some dinner?

Or is he not good enough?

You need Brian, the guy from Foghat, around here.

That really bothered you

that I went to lunch with that guy.

What do you mean, you went to lunch with him?

I told you I was going to lunch with him.

I thought it was he asked you to lunch

and you were gonna like scoff at it.

But you did? You fell for his charms?

I don't even understand what this is.

It's the beard, man.

It doesn't move!

Well, yeah, in the wind, man. It's flapping around.

All right. You know what? I'll tell you this.

The guy made it through an entire lunch with a woman

without making up a fake life.

Ah.

You just hurt me.

That was not nice, but it was the truth.

And I speak the truth.

Please pay attention to my children.

Everything will be nice.

They serve room service in the hallway.

I'm so nauseous. Okay. Bye.

Alone at last!

Let's play the game.

We were doing so good with the game.

"If you could be one person besides yourself,

"who would you be?"

Rachael Ray, because I've always

wanted to know how to cook.

Really? Oh, she's darling.

You know what? I don't really wanna be anyone else.

I'm happy with who I am. I choose me.

Or Captain Kirk. Either one.

See, that's a good one. All right.

What about you, Bart?

Mr. DeCesare.

Our mailman? Why?

He just seems like he's got it all figured out.

We're getting deep.

Okay, moving on. Uh...

Okay. "Name something that makes you sad."

That Judi Dench has never won

the Oscar for Best Actress.

It's a travesty.

That 'N Sync broke up.

Yeah. That was rough on all of us.

Who's 'N Sync?

Sadness. Bart, you're up.

I don't wanna say mine.

Okay. Let's move on then.

Hey!

Honey, come on. You can share anything with us.

Yeah, share.

He looks like he's about to lose it, but okay.

When my dad doesn't have time for me.

Come on, it's okay.

We're okay. We're okay. It's fine.

It's all gonna be okay. Come on.

We don't need him in our lives.

Wow.

No, no, no, he's...

We're okay. It's fine.

It's all gonna be okay.

This has nothing to...

This is, like, from a long time ago!

It's okay.

What are you doing?

Well, that was a major setback.

"When my dad doesn't have time

for me."

We're sorry.

I know you're sorry.

I know you got real stuff going on with your family.

And it's painful.

But you gotta just hold it in

till you get to the mainland again.

You're the ones who wanted to come here

and go swimming with the dolphins

or standing with the dolphins because you can't swim.

Can you act professional? BOTH: Yes, sir.

For at least two more days, until I kill you off

in a boarding school train accident?

I thought it was a car accident.

I don't know. Either that

or a science explosion, just something.

You're gonna be dead soon. That's

the good news. Okay?

So, can you just focus for a few more days?

Yes. Good.

So, give me some fake hugs right

now and laugh real loud

like we're the happiest family on earth.

Okay. Is that possible?

And laughing, laughing, laughing.

Okay, that's it. Laugh louder, louder.

I love you guys!

Hey, sweetie! What's going on? What's up?

So, kids, I just got off the phone with your mom

and you guys are gonna have plenty of time

to spend with your dad tomorrow

because she and I are gonna

have a nice, long spa day.

Aw!

Awesome! Awesome, awesome.

You guys are so...

I'll see you in a minute, okay? I love you.

Okay, he's losing it. Okay, good night.

He's losing it.

All right, here we go. Everybody out.

So, what are we doing?

Palmer forgot her camera in the room

so I'm gonna have a surprise for her

when she gets back from the spa.

A stolen camera?

No, some pictures of us having a great time

reassuring her of all the fun we have together.

I forgot to flush the toilet before I left the hotel.

So she's gonna have two surprises.

Okay. No one's supposed to crap as much as you do.

You gotta look into that Pepto Bismol or something.

Here's your putters. Bing.

And a bam. Thank you.

Let's just look right in the camera.

And we're having fun.

And we're a family. We love each other.

And boo!

All right, let's do the old Michael-hit-a-putt shot. Okay?

So boom, that's in the hole.

And you're excited about that,

and we're happy for him, and...

Maggie just hit the ball, but you

followed through too much

and it made you fall on your back.

Okay, but... Look at this.

You're laughing, but I'm a concerned

father, so I'm like,

"Oh, my God."

All right, now,

let's just laugh at something I

say, because I'm a funny dad.

You're very close with me, and

you think I'm funny, and...

Why are we always laughing?

Is there something wrong with us?

No. You're just amused by everything

I say. So, here we go.

Can we take a break? Do something really fun?

No, we're not doing anything fun, man.

We're here to fake having fun.

Come on. Right to the camera.

Don't worry. We never have

fun with our real dad either.

Oh, man.

All right. How's this?

I'll teach you how to swim, okay?

Before your mother gets back

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