Just Go With It Page #7

for the wool and stuff, you know.

We do this thing called "sheepstenein."

Danny? Would you come with me, please?

Yeah. Absolutely.

So, we're gonna leave right now.

So you guys play that game

that we always love to play,

Nobody Talk game.

And start now.

I'm sorry, we're leaving. I can't do it. No.

I'm gonna kill that guy. He's lost it.

He was going sheep-crazy, I'll give you that.

Where is your hand right now?

You wanna see where it is?

It's not even here anymore! It's gone!

How about I beat him up?

You can beat him up with me. It'll be fun.

I don't want to! I have to go.

Don't bail on me right now! Don't

make that face at me.

I cannot stand that face.

Katherine?

Katherine Murphy?

Oh, my God, Devlin Adams.

Devlin? Devlin as in taking a...

Taking? From what I see...

It's my favorite college Devlin!

Both of us here at this resort at the same time.

I didn't know you came to places like this.

Here we go.

Honey!

Honey, I want you to meet someone.

This is one of my best friends from my sorority.

Katherine, this is my husband, lan Maxtone Jones.

Pleasure.

You might've heard of him. He invented the iPod.

Well, of course he did. The iPod.

The idea just came to me in the shower.

A shower that I was taking with Devlin.

So, this is a cabana you guys

got yourselves here, huh?

Because my skin is so white.

I don't like to get it burned.

Even at night?

Well, in Hawaii, you never know with the sun.

Very, very strong.

So you mean like a moonburn or...

You look fantastic. Oh...

You look great.

I'm so glad you got your teeth fixed. Much better.

You are just the same glorious Devlin that I remember.

Oh, my God, I ran into Sandra Wernick last month.

The poor thing. She's already

divorced and she has a child.

She's a single mother. It's a disaster.

I feel so bad for her.

Are you married?

Mmm-hmm. Yes.

Oh! I've neglected to introduce you to Danny,

Daniel Leroy Maccabee Ill, my husband.

Yes. If you want me to stay,

will you just go with it, honey?

Come here and please meet Devlin and lan.

Hey. This is Daniel.

IPod, what's up? How are you?

I'm fine.

Invented it. Pleasure. I heard.

Devlin, I think I spoke about you with my wife

in the bathroom one or two times, right?

We did.

Number two.

We did it twice, yes.

So, chief, tell me, what do you do for a living?

I'm also an inventor, just like you.

I invented the barking hand.

I got you. But you're sunburned?

No. What?

You are a surgeon.

He's a plastic surgeon, and he's one of the best

according to Los Angeles Magazine.

Touchdown!

Yes. Well, that, yeah.

Touched it down.

We gotta go back. We have to

run. It was great to see you.

We have to get back to our kids. So...

You have kids?

Mmm-hmm. Yeah, two, actually.

We couldn't wait to start creating lives.

And by the way, I created these children

in the shower. Right?

You did. You know what I'm saying, homeboy?

That is funny.

Wow, you've been together a long time.

Am I gonna leave this girl? Look at her.

Still gets the flag up the pole,

if you know what I mean.

Bing-bang. An iRod, I should say.

Oh. Come on, hit that. Why'd you

leave me hanging so long?

You're so clever. That's so silly.

The four of us should get together

and have dinner one night.

Oh! That would be almost like a dream of mine.

If we could ever get ourselves out of the bedroom.

Katherine Murphy, look at you!

Oh, no, not Murphy anymore. Leroy Maccabee.

That's right.

The third. Anyway, so it was great

to see you and meet you, lan.

The big E. Love the Shuffle, by the way.

Good to meet you. Bye! Thanks. You, too!

What are you talking about? She was nice.

I'm gonna kill you. Come on.

You need me, though, right?

I don't believe that just happened.

I like that you need me. How's that make you feel?

Please, it feels like a car door

just slowly shut on my soul.

Come here! Listen. What?

Do you know how I feel right now?

You were getting me so upset,

bringing me into that web of lies.

My hand's right here right now.

Oh, my hand's right there.

You know what? I hate you right now.

I've gotta write out a bunch of index cards

just to keep up with these lies.

Yeah, and you're gonna make me

copies, too. And one more thing.

Oh, my God, why are we

leaving the hotel right now?

Oh, my God, why are we

leaving the hotel right now?

Why did you wake me up?

Because, Grandpa,

I signed us up for the all-day adventure tour.

We're gonna go hiking in the rainforest,

and kayaking down rivers

and swimming under waterfalls.

Swimming. I hope you mean skinny-dipping.

I'm gonna suggest swimming.

I, however, am fine with some man nudity, Danny.

Okay, so Swiss Family nightmare is coming with us.

That's so we can bond?

Oh, that'll be great!

It's bloody breathtaking out here!

Is this where the blue Avatar people live?

Yeah, the blue Avatar people and I think that black pig.

Where? The pig.

Look, how cute. Looks like Babe.

Oh, my God! Go, Go!

Come on, go, go!

The pig is eating my body!

Keep your eyes on the river, sweetheart.

Yes. I was looking at the canyon.

Hey, what're you guys doing?

That bridge can only handle one person at a time!

Go, go, go!

What'd he say? What'd you say?

Holy Devlin! Ow!

Come on, let's go.

Piggyback times are magical times, aren't they?

Yeah, aren't they? You're warping my spine now.

I think Kiki slipped.

Oh, Father, I just love spending time with you!

Oh, my God!

You guys, look at this!

Oh, my God! MAGGIE: It's lovely!

Wow! That is unbelievable.

I don't know about you guys,

but I am gonna go cool off.

Really? There could be black pigs in there.

I agree.

Look at that. That's terrific.

Does the hotel know you took those

pillows, honey?

She really wears that bikini well.

Yeah.

You know what she'd wear well?

Dental floss and a pirate hat.

Don't say that. Absolutely gross.

Oh, my God! Gorgeous!

Perfect.

That was a ten! A perfect ten! Yay!

So, Al Jolson, you mind jumping in the water

and also screaming on the way

down, "I love my daddy"?

Okay.

Yeah, do it, do it for me.

I love my daddy.

Daddy is my favorite adult!

You're paying her enough for this, right?

And I love you, my little British crumpet!

All right, homeboy, you're up next. Let's go.

Come up with something on your own.

You gotta squeeze out another log?

What happened? What'd he whisper to you?

Water's too deep.

Water's too deep for what?

He can't swim.

He can't swim?

And you wanna swim with the dolphins?

That makes a lot of sense.

Hadn't thought it through.

No kidding you didn't think it through.

Thought about spending all my

money, though, didn't you?

Danny! I'm saying, I'm not the kid's...

Okay. No one taught you how to swim, huh?

Well, my dad's supposed to, but he's busy.

Uh-huh. Busy being an idiot.

You guys have to come in, the water feels magical!

I got something magical, too.

Right in the downstairs area.

I don't high-five when it's...

Downstairs area!

No, put it away. Sorry. No, stop.

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