Just Go With It Page #11

Tall fellow is lucky to get away.

Let's pick up the tempo, boys.

What? What is that?

Okay. This is a lot faster.

Fabulous!

Yeah, baby!

What?

Come on.

Nobody got cheated here tonight.

These are two of the hottest chicks

we have ever had up here.

But our job is not done.

I need your help, because I need a winner.

Let me hear you.

Beautiful!

Wow, that is gonna be tough to beat.

Let's not kid anybody. How about over here?

There you have it. We have ourselves...

That's my Boo-Boo!

A tie! We have ourselves a tie.

That's great. We both win. Good...

What's the tiebreaker?

What's the tiebreaker?

This is how we settle ties in my house.

It's something I like to call Coconut Smoochie.

The object of the game is,

the coconut is in their midsections.

It must move all the way up to their mouths

without the use of their hands.

Focus, focus.

If you touch the coconut, you are disqualified.

Okay. Ready? One, two, three, get coconutty!

Okay. Slow.

Okay, all right. Calm down, calm down.

Let me just bring it up to you.

Okay, do it.

Get it up there. Come on.

Bring your coconuts down to me.

Okay. Oh, my coconuts.

Pull up. All right. I'm so low.

Squeeze your coconuts. Squeeze them.

Use every crevice you can. Don't be afraid.

I can't get it up here.

I'm trying.

Would you be quiet?

Stay there. Wait.

Okay, that's good. Is that good?

Sorry about this, by the way.

Really? You're really sorry about this?

No, I'm not. I like it.

Oh, yeah!

Pick it up, pick it up!

Not with your hands, you buffoon!

Come on!

Look what he's doing! What happened? I can't see.

Focus. Take it slow, take it slow.

He's got it!

That's not fair. He can't do that.

No, that's a clean pick-up right there.

Okay. Bring it over here.

Go! Go! Go!

I got it.

There's still time. Let's go.

You can touch each other,

you cannot touch the coconut.

Hang on, hang on.

What's going on? What is that? What do you use?

What's the hold-up? You still got that perfume on, huh?

Would you stop it?

Smells good. Come on, let's go.

Have you got it to your mouth yet, Boo-Boo?

Stop putting your ass in my face.

I like it. That's my girl. Okay.

We've got a winner! We have

a winner! We have a winner.

Coconut Smoochie champions right here.

Awesome.

You suck at everything!

Boo-Boo.

Great teamwork, guys.

How long have you two been married?

Eight years. Ten years.

Ten years. Eight.

Very long time. A very long time.

Did you see the look

on her face? DANNY: Yes.

Did you see the look

on her face? DANNY: Yes.

Do you understand what joy that brought me?

How about the look on her face

when you were doing the juggling, though?

The juggling was the highlight for me.

That was pretty good. You liked that?

It was so cute.

And when you talked about her arms getting done?

The good news is she's beating the hell

out of the iPod guy right now.

Right now, I know.

That was good. That was really fun.

You know what, I think that was the first time

that you and I have ever

gone out, you know, just us.

I know. I do.

I feel bad for the Soul Patch now.

I do.

Now that you've been out with a real man.

And by a real man, I mean a man who showers.

I think it's so adorable

how obsessed you are with this guy.

I just can't picture you guys on

a date, you know what I mean?

Who said it was a date ever?

You. You.

You get very excited when you talk to this man.

Listen, Dr. Gervitz is moving his

practice to New York City.

Yeah.

Brian is not gonna go with him, and he...

He's just been asking me if

I would want to, you know, replace him.

You're going?

No.

You can't do that to me.

I just wanted to see how you'd react.

Look at you. You can't live without me.

"What do I do? How do I sign it?

"How do I pay for it?"

No. You kind of played with me a little bit, though.

You could've told me that earlier.

You're just messing with me?

Trying to get me a little jealous, weren't you?

No. I just was having fun teasing you.

That was fun. Why? Were you jealous?

No. Get outta here. Was I jealous? No.

Look at you. You're grinning, you

can't stop, what is that smile?

I didn't know you had that many teeth.

I know. I got like 55 teeth.

No. So there's nothing?

You and... There's nothing?

No love connection?

No. Mmm-mmm. Nothing.

Well, then, that's a shame.

What?

That coconut getting in the way tonight.

That's a shame, don't you think? Oh.

No. No, that was bad.

The coconut.

You're lucky that coconut was there.

You couldn't... You wouldn't

have been able to handle it.

Maybe you're right.

You got more tricks that I don't know about?

I don't know.

Okay.

I don't know anything.

Mommy? Mommy?

Hi, guys!

Hey! What're you doing?

The babysitter fell asleep.

Oh, great.

I mean, come on,

it's like a Hawaiian Rosa, huh?

Is it? Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's asleep.

Look at that.

Wow. KATHERINE:
She's out deep.

All right. Good to see you guys.

Good night.

Good job. One more day of lying, guys.

We're almost done. Home stretch.

All right. So, you gotta go to sleep.

Yeah.

Tired? Yes. Good night.

Okay. That was fun. Good job.

Good night. Good night.

Good night. All right.

Okay, Danny.

Okay, good luck. I'll see you in the morning.

She ain't going to sleep.

Hello! There he is, Danny!

It's nice to meet you.

Where were you going?

What?

I was going... I was going to...

Where were you guys?

I was looking for you guys at...

What happened? How was the dinner?

Dolph gave mouth- to-mouth to a sheep.

Yeah. And then we had a few drinks.

Yes. It was choking and so I gave him sheep-P-R.

But he was the black sheep of the family,

but he was also white, if that makes any sense.

And we've been talking about how

amazing this trip has been

and how amazing you are.

Yeah, all joking aside,

it really has been first-class.

And that, if the kids and I hadn't kept you so busy,

that you might've had the time to do something

you've been thinking about doing?

The one ringy-dingy?

Uh... Yeah, you told her about that?

I don't need you to get me a ring, Danny.

Let's just get married. Right here.

What now?

Why not? We're in Hawaii. Let's do it tomorrow.

I mean, this has felt special from

the moment that we met.

And I've seen the way that you are with the kids,

and it's exactly the way I always

imagined my husband would be.

Oh, man...

I don't wanna wait.

I just wanna start my life with you.

Hi!

Hi, everybody! Dolph.

There you are.

I have been looking everywhere for you.

For me? Yes. Come here. Come on, let's go.

No way, we can't go. What?

My little Oompa Loompa.

Danny and Palmer, they're getting married tomorrow!

What?

No, no, I mean, why?

Yeah, we are. But what do you think?

What do you mean, what do I think?

I mean, what does it matter what I think?

I think that's great.

Thank you, Devlin.

I really hope that you can be there tomorrow.

I can't.

It's really...

It's bad luck for the ex to be at the wedding.

Come on, Dolph. Let's go.

Where are we going? They are here.

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