Kaalakaandi Page #7

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No.. - You're trying

to fool me? - I don't know what..

If you get shot, won't there be a

hole in your shirt? - It will be..

If you get shot, won't there be a

hole in your shirt? - It will be..

Sir..

- Will there be a hole or not?

Sir, please.

Raza bhai,

I've always been loyal to you.

You got shot.

But there's no hole in your shirt.

"Oh, my love,

you're my treasure."

I..

You came back from the airport?

Why?

I went to the airport

because I was scared.

Otherwise, I would

have come sooner..

Hit-and-run? - But I came back.

- You planned to go to America.

Good plan.

Sir, I crossed a green light,

that car jumped a red light.

It wasn't my fault.

- If it wasn't your fault

why did you come back?

Mhatre,

like Raja Harishchandra..

No, those two..

Those two guys were

dangerous hitmen.

We were after them

when you had that accident.

In fact,

that's how we caught them.

Thank you.

- You were after them? - Yes.

They killed someone

and were fleeing, even today.

But no one came there.

Don't you watch movies?

Policemen always show up late.

They were.. - What?

- They were hitmen?

They're dead?

I killed them?

They're in the hospital.

And that's where

I'll send them again,

once they're okay.

Where do I file the FIR?

You want a medal?

No, I.. - Why do you want to

add to my paperwork?

Go to America.

Go and study.

Go.

But the FIR?

- How many files are here?

Did you see? It's done.

Please, just go.

I say, go.

I'll take the medal,

if you don't mind.

Thank you.

Sir.

- Mhatre.

Educating the girl child

leads to progress.

Carry on.

I don't even know your name.

I don't even know your name.

This can only go two ways.

I tell you my name, we chit-chat,

you go your way, I go mine.

We never see each other again.

Whether you know my name or not,

it really doesn't matter.

Just another name to forget.

Two, we chit-chat,

go our separate ways..

Then in a day or two, you see my

number on your phone, you call, I..

Why?

- Why?

Why do I call first?

Okay, I call. Egomaniac.

- I'm not.

Why would you assume

I'm dying to talk to you?

Maybe you're the one staring

at my number on your phone

and you keep waiting

for me to call and I don't.

Because I'm busy and I'm

not even thinking about you.

And pretty soon, you can't

take it anymore and you call.

Because I can't take it anymore?

Okay, so I call.

We meet, we hang out,

stuff happens.. - Stuff happens?

What kind of stuff?

You know, first base,

second base.. - Really?

First date?

- No?

So, where am I getting

to on the first date?

Not second base.

Not even first.

- Really?

I don't think I'm going

to call you then.

There's no other way to

connect with another human being?

A great conversation,

a meeting of.. - Versus shagging?

Are you kidding?

For argument's sake,

let's assume, first base happens.

No, too much work.

Okay, second base.

You'll go to second

base on the first date?

Does your mother know?

- Shut up.

Then what?

Then we fall in love.

Really?

Then?

And then I die.

So it's all really pointless.

Then you die?

Don't be dramatic.

Then you die?

Don't be dramatic.

No, I'm dying.

- Yes, we're all dying.

No, I'm really dying.

I have got cancer.

Three months..

So if you know my name or not,

it's pointless.

You're lying.

You're just pulling my leg.

You're just pulling my leg,

aren't you?

Three..

I don't care what your name is.

I will kiss you.

- What?

I will kiss you.

Right here, right now.

You're going to kiss me?

Why, because now you're

feeling sorry for me?

No, because I've been dying to.

You call that a kiss?

Is that a kiss?

Marry me.

Hey, lovers, the ones enjoying

the rain.. That's my bench!

You can't just sit there.

You got to pay tax.

Lover?

Couple?

Come on now.

Come, sit.

Sit, it's mine.

What does that mean?

What?

- That.

You and me.

What does it mean?

I don't know.

"Jive all night with you.."

Are you going to call?

- "What to do?"

Or do I have to call first,

egomaniac?

"Jive all night with you.."

I might call. - "We are together,

on this night." - You might call.

Right.

Rileen.

- What?

My name.

Rileen!

"Let's look into

each other's eyes."

"My nights are meaningless

unless you are by my side."

"Let's whisper promises

into each other's ears."

"Let's have fun,

let's be wayward."

"Jive all night with you.."

"Jive all night with you.."

"What to do?

Jive all night with you.."

"We are together,

on this night."

"Oh.."

"Mercilessly, with

these kohl rimmed eyes"

"you cast a spell on me

when you flashed a smile."

"Now, I've understood that you are

the huntsman and I'm the prey."

Run..

"Mysteries

that were forgotten about"

"have come back

to haunt us tonight."

"It'll make a place

in your heart"

"and urge you

to make a start."

"Dark clouds have devoured

the sky"

"but then why are the vultures

flying high!"

"You'd gone to tame the oceans

with your might"

"but then why did you come back

thirsty tonight!"

"There's hunger but religion

seems better and stronger."

"There's sin, there's paradise,

just pick yourself and rise."

"Put on a suit and pants

that you don't use."

"The high can be fatal."

"Resort to new ways, buy a piece

of this sky, prove your mettle."

"Feast with your eyes, kick back

and take a bigger drag."

"Rub your luck"

"with a silverspoon

and be awestruck."

"Come on tonight"

"I'll give you new wings

made of gold."

"How long will your heart

hold you back!"

"Once you get in

you'll curse the test."

"Your gaze makes me feel

sorry for you."

"Your gaze makes me feel

sorry for you."

"If you have the courage

try to match it with mine."

"How long will your heart

hold you back!"

"Once you get in

you'll curse the test."

"Your gaze makes me feel

sorry for you."

"If you have the courage

try to match it with mine."

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