Kaalakaandi Page #6

Synopsis: "Kaalakaandi" is a Marathi slang for when things go disastrously wrong. The film is a dark comedy about life, death and karma.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Akshat Verma
Production: Cinestaan Film Company
 
IMDB:
7.9
Year:
2018
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you're in a big hurry.

Oh, man.

Is there a doctor nearby?

Yes, one of our men.

Booze?

Come on, did we

come here to booze?

Okay, great. Great.

Superb.

So have a safe flight, okay?

I..

I love you.

I-I'll come to Boston.

Yes, of course.

Yes.

Yes, bye.

Bye..

What?

How do I look?

Okay?

Okay?

You're so

beautiful.

Thank you, baby.

Was that it?

I'm so lucky to have you.

- I know.

What did you want to talk about?

No. Nothing.

Just..

I was missing you.

I just wanted to see you.

I love you, baby.

- I love you too, sweetheart.

No, no.. Make-up, lipstick,

hair, everything..

No, no.. Make-up, lipstick,

hair, everything..

Yes. Sorry.

Okay.

What happened?

Nothing. - Poor baby.

Come here.

Is it better now?

You can mess up my

make-up in sometime.

Okay?

Okay?

Now go.

No, baby, seriously, go.

Can you hear it?

What?

- The lift?

Yes.

- It's breathing.

Hear it?

It's like a living thing.

What's that?

- My birthmark.

My son has a birthmark.

You have a son?

- When he first saw it

he didn't understand

what it was.

He didn't know.

He..

He thought about it

for a couple of days.

He came up to me

and he said, 'Dada..'

He calls me dada.

He said,

'Is this like a map on me'

He said,

'Is this like a map on me'

'so that you never lose me?'

'So that people who

love each other'

'never lose each other..'

I don't want to go.

Go where?

Are you okay?

Where's your son?

Chicago.

You want to go to Chicago?

Oh, God..

- Ready?

Why are you standing

at a distance from me?

The impact will be more,

the mark will be evident. - Hey!

The impact will be more,

the mark will be evident. - Hey!

What if you hit me

somewhere else, by mistake?

No.. Come here.

- No. See. - Listen..

What.. - Enough.

Stand here and shoot.

Okay, fine.

- Yes.

Wait for a minute.

Okay, go ahead.

You're worrying too much.

It'll be fine, relax.

What..

What did you say?

It'll be fine, relax.

What's wrong with you?

Have you lost it?

'It'll be fine, relax?'

Really, f***er?

What's going on in your mind?

What's going on?

- You think I'm a fool?

What are you talking about?

Shall I tell you something?

- Yes.

Do you know why you lose

while playing a card game?

Why?

- It's not about luck.

If I tell you..

It'll change your life.

Really? - Yes.

- Tell me.

When you lie..

Yes?

- ...you lisp.

Yes?

- ...you lisp.

So?

- You little thief..

You're going to kill me

and grab Rs. 1 Crore?

Isn't it?

That's your plan.

Isn't that your plan?

- Hey!

Have you lost it?

- You think you're smart?

You think I'll kill you?

You're like a brother to me!

Your wife has asked me

to look after you.

I drag you out of gutters

and take you home.

You're doubting me?

Me?

Money isn't everything.

Get it?

We've been doing this together

from 4 years. I do all the work.

I've never given you

a chance to complain.

And it took you a minute

to question my worth, f***er?

Disgusting!

I lisped, so what?

I'm scared,

I'm about to shoot my buddy.

What if I mess up?

Anything can happen.

You go to hell.

F*** your plan.

F*** Raza Bhai!

You all can go to f***ing hell!

Let's part ways.. I considered you

my mentor. F*** you!

Let's part ways.. I considered you

my mentor. F*** you!

Get lost!

F***er!

Listen.

- Go to hell.

Hey..

Sorry, man.

Sorry.

F***er!

Hey..

So?

What?

- What did she say?

Nothing.

- Nothing?

You're still getting married?

He's not getting married?

Who said that?

- You did.

Does Neha know this?

Why aren't you getting married?

What happened?

Why aren't you getting married?

What happened?

He crashed into a TV.

- TV?

What happened?

- Nothing happened.

Of course, I'm getting married.

There's no way I'm not.

I need to get a haircut.

Oh. Now you need to get

a haircut?

I've been going on about it.

Everything will be shut.

It's too late.

He has to get a haircut.

When he shampoos his hair,

his hair stands on end.

Don't shampoo it.

- You can't get married

without shampooing your hair.

Everybody knows that.

That's crazy talk.

You know whatever happened..

It's a sign.

It's a sign of something deeper.

It's not.

Nothing happened.

You're not ready.

You're sabotaging yourself.

If you could get out of this

without hurting anyone

you would.

I know what you're thinking!

No, you don't, all right?

You don't know what I'm thinking.

And I don't need advice

from a guy

who couldn't keep his

own f***ing marriage together!

"Night.."

"This is between us.

It's such a long night.."

"This is between us.

It's such a long night.."

"It's such a long night.."

"Night.." - 'This is

the final boarding call'

'for flight 9W232 to New York.'

'All remaining passengers,

please, proceed immediately'

'to gate number 87.'

'This is the final boarding call

for flight 9W232 to New York.'

'All remaining passengers,

please, proceed immediately'

'to gate number 87.'

"The black thread

is stuck in the latch."

"The younger brother

is arguing with the man's wife."

"The black thread

is stuck in the latch."

"The black thread

is stuck in the latch."

"The younger brother

is arguing with the man's wife."

"She still wishes well

for the brother-in-law."

"He shouldn't fight her as she

is his only sister-in-law."

"Nothing delectable

is brought home."

"Take everything else away,

this poor guy doesn't eat it."

"The black thread

is stuck in the latch."

"The younger brother

is arguing with the man's wife."

"The dal was delicious"

"but I got upset on being

scolded by my darling."

"Come on, darling,

I will beat you to pulp."

"We will teach you a lesson

for yesterday's scolding."

"The black thread

is stuck in the latch."

"The younger brother

is arguing with the man's wife."

"The black thread

is stuck in the latch."

"The younger brother

is arguing with the man's wife."

"The black thread

is stuck in the latch."

"The black thread

is stuck in the latch."

"The younger brother

is arguing with the man's wife."

Two guys on a motorcycle

came out of nowhere.

They shot Rahmat..

I ran.

Rahmat bhai..

They took all the bags.

How much did we lose?

- All of it.

Rs. 3 Crore?

- You got shot too?

Yes.

Would you like to have some tea?

- No, sir.

Have some.

You'll feel better.

No, sir.

Sir. One's dead,

the other is stable, he's talking.

Sir.

I want to meet

the station in-charge.

What is it about?

You're fortunate.

Your friend, Rahmat,

was the unlucky one.

Your friend, Rahmat,

was the unlucky one.

He was his friend, right?

- Yes.

He was more than a brother, sir.

Tea.

Are you stealing from me?

- Sir!

What are you saying?

Babban.

Explain it to him

as to why he shouldn't

be stealing from me.

I swear to God,

I've always been loyal.

Sir! - You're screwing me over

in my own house?

No!

- You bastard! - No!

No! - You got shot and there's

no hole in your shirt?

I don't know what happened.

- Should I try?

No, Raza bhai! - Will there be

a hole now? Tell me!

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