Kaalakaandi Page #5
I didn't kiss him.
No, you kissed him.
She kissed that guy.
You kissed him.
It wasn't a kiss.
It was.. It meant nothing.
It was like acting.
It just had to be done.
It was like..
Emraan Hashmi in 'Murder'.
Like Emraan Hashmi in 'Murder'.
Yes.
So..
- And 'Tumsa Nahin Dekha'.
And 'Gangster'.
'Kalyug'.
'Aksar'.
'Chocolate, Deep Dark Secrets'.
'Aashiq Banaya Aapne,
Love Takes Over'.
'Jawani Diwani,
A Youthful Joyride'.
So, you're..
- 'Good Boy, Bad Boy'.
'Train, Some Lines
Should Never Be Crossed'.
What? I'm a fan.
He's good, right?
You're going to be
Emraan Hashmi in America?
What did you want me to do?
I had to..
- Not kiss that guy!
Not kiss him!
Look..
Don't take this the wrong way.
Are you gay?
Are you gay?
No.
Are you sure?
Because you can tell me.
No.
No, you're not gay?
No, you're not sure?
No, you don't want to tell me?
- No, it was just..
One of those things
I was curious.
Bi-curious?
Scientifically curious.
All right. Well
I'm here if you want to talk
about it. Ever. Whenever.
Old girlfriend?
- What?
No!
- Because you can tell me.
No! No! What do you want me to say?
No.
You didn't get a haircut!
It was my responsibility.
What will I tell mom?
You want me to?
I don't know how.
I don't want your kids
to look at your wedding album
and think their
mother married a twat.
You just ran a red!
Did you have a f***ing plan?
Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch out!
What are you doing?
Drive!
We have to call the police.
- Are you mad?
That car jumped a red light,
that is why I..
I don't f***ing care!
Let's just get out of here
before anyone sees us!
It wasn't my fault.
F***!
We have to call the police,
if we leave, it's a hit-and-run..
You don't want
to go to jail here!
Why will I go to jail?
It wasn't my fault. - Tara!
Listen to me,
have you f***ing lost it?
You want to ruin your life?
JJ, what's wrong with you?
What did I say? - Nobody's
going to jail here, okay?
Just..
Just go home, pack up your bags
and get the f*** out of here..
We won't tell anyone.
JJ, you fuckhead!
It wasn't my fault,
that guy jumped a red light.
F***! Move!
Get out!
Someone's going
to come and see us!
Someone's going
to come and see us!
Tara, move!
Get out of that seat.
Move!
Move.
Just..
Get in.
Get in!
What happened?
Did I say something?
I can't do this..
You want me to drive?
You want me to drive?
I don't think I should drive..
- I can't get married.
Because you didn't get a haircut?
I'm a bastard.
I'm a cheat.
I betrayed Neha, man.
Oh.
That's cool.
That's fantastic.
I knew it.
Oh, God.
I'm a cheat.
Old girlfriend calls you.
You can't bring yourself
to tell her you're getting married.
You can't believe yourself,
in your head..
That you're off the market.
You want to hold on
to your old life.
What?
You think you're unique..
But you're not.
You're as unique as
By you, I don't mean you,
I mean you as in..
You and me and the whole world.
You and me and the whole world.
I know what you're thinking.
Yes, okay.
You and me, we're not the same.
All of us, all alone..
All the same.
You saw what happened today.
And that was when we hadn't
even done anything wrong..
You had drugs.
You were going to smoke a doobie..
- So?
There's nothing wrong
in smoking a doobie, okay?
It's Indian culture.
And marijuana should
be legalised anyway.
Yes, if the Spanish had brought
back marijuana instead of tobacco
from the new world,
we'd all be smoking weed.
from the new world,
we'd all be smoking weed.
Right.
- Which we are.
Right.
- And the tobacco lobby..
What the f*** are you talking about?
She can't go to the cops, okay?
This country is crazy.
Just get the f*** out of here..
Do whatever it is that
you want to do..
That PhD stuff,
expand your mind..
Shag some white boys..
- What?
Experience the world.
I'm just saying..
You know what I'm saying.
Will you guys find your way home?
Yes, okay, we'll be fine.
Just take her straight
to the airport, okay?
Yes, sure.
Cool, then.
Bye, guys.
Nice meeting you.
- Yes, man, see you.
I'll see you soon..
In America, okay?
Bye.
I love you.
F***!
What have I done?
It's not your fault.
You are a disgrace
to our family, sir.
You fell naked on a TV?
You couldn't fall naked
on to the lady?
You aren't a cheat,
you're a moron!
I wanted to, man and that's..
That's cheating.
If intent is cheating,
You need an excuse?
You don't want to get married?
Are you scared?
No..
I'm a terrible person, that's why.
She deserves better.
- That's true.
F*** you!
Should we call off the wedding?
What about all the guests?
Her uncle, the deputy minister,
is going to be there.
And all that food?
Who's going to eat the food?
I'm not going to get married
because a bunch of people
want to eat dinner and have
a good f***ing time, all right?
I'm not going to ruin her life!
What about that
dance competition?
Those guys have been
practising forever.
You want to call her? - Oh..
- Will you text her?
No.
No, I have to go there.
I have to tell her,
face-to-face.
I have to be a man.
- Oh.
You have to be a man now?
You didn't have to be
a man in that hotel room?
You're a f***ing a**hole,
you know that?
You're a f***ing a**hole!
He has so many enemies..
Did you see this? How does
Why should I get shot?
It's your plan.
My plan was to take
a loan, not a bullet. Hey!
Move..
We will leave.. It's raining,
give us two minutes.
This reminded us of our childhood.
We're leaving, sir.
I should get shot..
And it's still 50-50?
You take as much as you want.
Feel free.
70?
- 30 for me?
It's my plan.
- Oh..
It's your plan now?
Take as much as you want..
But be reasonable.
70 per cent?
F***ing 70 per cent?
70 is not f***ing reasonable..
- Okay, 69.
Look, 65, 35..
That's final.
Come on, let's move.
We'll head down
and we'll take a..
We have to leave.
We have to leave.
Come on.
"Inside a closed fist,
lies my life"
"strung by a string."
"Beloved eyes are full of tears."
"She chants"
"your name"
"even then,
why does darkness prevail?"
Don't worry, you'll be fine.
You need to get out of here.
All right?
You hear me?
Angad!
What are you doing here?
I..
I need to talk to you.
You can't be here, it's bad luck.
That's not true.
- Ask them.
And look at you.
You're not even ready yet.
And your hair!
You didn't get a haircut?
And this beard?
Make-up..
Is something wrong?
Is everything okay?
Can I talk to you?
For a minute.
In private..
Have a nice flight, ma'am.
Let's go. - Hang on, f***er,
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