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You're going

Lorelei, this hot girl from my

Emotion Painting class invited me

Lorelei?

As in legendary siren luring

Helpless sailors to their doom?

Yeah I know

She's gorgeous and I need a wingman

So you're drafted

So that you can hook up

And ditch me after 5 seconds?

Basically

Nice hat by the way

Are we in Paris?

Well, it's about time a**hole

- I know

It's been awhile

I'm sorry, I've just been super busy

Don't worry bout it, hon

I work my ass off

Keeping a roof over your head

For the past 18 years

How's college life?

Oh, sh*t, sweetie

That's Australia on the other line

Can I ring you back in 15?

I'm going to a party with Stella I'll just

call you later this weekend or something

Sure you will

There she is

Lorelei!

That's her?

I know Effing hot, right?

Smith, Lorelei...

Lorelei... this is Smith

Have we met before?

No

I'm sorry, I...

Anyway...

Shall we hit the bar?

Definitely

Are you gonna be okay?

- Yeah I'll be fine

Just a minute

Can you hold on?

Can you hurry it up in there

I'm gonna piss like a banshee

Hello, are you giving birth

To a marine in there or what?

Finally!

What happened to your shoe?

A drunk girl barfed on it

Nice hat

Yeah Same to you

London

Huh?

- I'm London

You don't expect me to shake that hand

Before you wash it

Sorry gay dude

Excuse me?

Well you are, right?

What?

Gay

I don't really believe in

Standardized sexual pejoratives

So you're bi?

- Not exactly

You do it with guys and girls, right?

Depending on which way your Peter points?

It's...

A little more...

Complicated

Life doesn't have to be so complicated

Neither does sex

Are you okay?

What was the question again?

Do you wanna f***?

What?

- Do You Want To F***?

I just so happen to find queer guys hot

So my thing

Dude, keep it simple

You, me, intercourse

Yes, no?

What?!

I'll drive

What are you doing?

What do you think?

Maybe We should wait

Till we get back to your place

Why?

It's kinda dangerous

I mean I'm trying drive here

I live with danger

Me too

I'm gonna cum

Do it, do it

Just let me do it more

Did you cum too?

No, it's kinda hard for me

In that position

But it was really cool watching you

Wait You didn't cum?

Whatever, I'm good

What kinda guy are you?

If I didn't just have your dick inside

of me I swear you didn't have one

I got this kinda weird thing

Where I'm really into making

Whoever I'm with, cum

Now that Really turns me on

I happen to take pride

In being scandalously great in bed

So if you think you're going

Home without cumming

Forget it

Ahh, feels so good!

Oh God...!

Wait

Don't cum yet

I want to show you something

What?

Just lay back, and relax

- Alright

Are you ready?

You're not even touching me But it's

like I can feel your mouth on my...

Cool, huh?

How do you do that?

I have special talents

What do you mean?

That was so hot

I almost came again

Just watching you

Don't get any ideas OrgasMomatic

I gotta get some sleep

What are you doing?

No offence dude...

I'm really not into the whole...

Sleepover breakfast thing

Here, gimme your number

So...

See you?

Help! They're coming!

They're coming to get me!

Please! We gotta get outta here!

Come on!

Wow Talking bout a bad trip

What kinda drugs were you on anyway?

That's just it I'm not sure

It was so vivid And real

I must have blacked out or something cause

When I woke up

I don't know how much later

The animal-masked men, the red-haired girl

They were nowhere to be found

Smith, you were hallucinating

I can't believe I let you drag me out of

A very sexy dyke's bed for this

That's the other thing, How do you

explain me seeing Lorelei in a dream

Before I even met her

Could be because there's more Lorelei

Than meets the eye

What do you mean?

She's a witch

A... what?

She's a witch

Y'know...

Supernatural powers, casts spells

I know Pretty cool, huh?

Dude, we've been searching

All morning and found

No footprints, no blood, zilch

- I know

And now you wanna spend the rest of the day

Poring over the entire student population

In the campus directory?

You got something better to do?

Sucking a fart

Out of a dead seagull's ass?

Stella! Stella!

- I'm awake

100% awake

Come here

Are you sure that's her?

So what do we do now?

Start calling every O'Hara

In the phonebook I guess?

And...

Say what?

"Hi. I was tripping balls last night

And you were in my dream"

What are you doing here?

- I came to rescue you

Oh my God, Awesome

Smith...

Go ahead Bail

Hi, I was lookin' for a Madeleine

O'Hara... Is there...

Okay, sorry to bother you

Thank you

What are you doing?

Who is this?

The girl you f***ed last night

Hi, sorry...

- I repeat, what are you doing?

I was kinda in the middle of something

Right now

I'm stressed about this exam

I have on Monday

I was thinking

I could really use a good orgasm

Thanks

I needed that

What?

Nothing

I just, I just think you...

Cool

Yeah?

You're cool too

Now where are you going?

I told you

I have a massive test Monday

And I'm still here

So that's it

We both cum and you leave?

Pretty much Is there a problem?

Eventhough we just met

I feel...

This weirdly intense connection with you

I know Me too

Sure you can't stay

A little bit longer?

Is that you...

Or Smith junior talking?

Both

As much as I love to help

The two of you out

I gots to study

What's this?

Last night after I left your place

I was walking out

By the lagoon and

What?

I know her

What?

I know her Know her

She was in my Sociology class

She was always strung out

Totally f***ed up

Last week

she passed out in the middle of a lecture

And what happened?

Paramedics came and took her away

Well, last night

I had this insanely intense

Vision of her getting murdered

By 3 guys in animal masks

Did you say animal masks?

Why?

Oh, sorry

You guys boning?

I was just leaving

I'll call you

Hi

Errr... can you move your

Fat ass out of my way?

Thanks

I'm Thor By the way

Yeah I'm sure you are

Who was that?

Wow

I think that broke my all-time record

You tired already?

We've been going at it

For 5 hours

I mean I love sex

As much as anyone else

But if I cum anymore tonight

My crude is just gonna break

But I wanna make love again

You're kidding, right?

What are you?

Some kind of insatiable sex maniac?

Too bad, I'm beat

Buzzkill

What was that?

What What are you talking about?

I felt that Lorelei

I know what you're doing, it's not...

Hello

- Smith, what are you doing?

Walking home from the library

Why?

What's wrong?

You gotta rescue me

It turns out Lorelei is a little bit crazy

Like a shithouse rat

I told you

There was something scary about her

Look I'm gonna make up

An excuse about you

Having some kinda crisis

That I'll meet you back at your place

Stella, what?

What's going on?

She walked on

Stella...

Stella are you in there?

I'm just peeing

What's taking so long?

I miss you

Be out in a sec

I gotta go...

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