Kaboom Page #3
- Wait, Stel
Sh*t
Sh*t!
Help!
Somebody help!
Smith?
What's wrong?
The door
It was stuck
Are you alright, man?
Yeah...
I'm fine
Who's there?
The Queen of f***ing England
Who do you think?
Get in!
- What the...?
- Just come here quick
What?
- Look!
Yeah that's a beautiful parking lot Smith
They were just down there
Who?
What are you talking about?
You mean the ones you hallucinated?
I'm not hallucinating now
Oh, sorry Were you two...
Gross!
No
You must be Smith's new girlfriend
Huh?
- She's kidding
Madeleine O'Hara, the red-haired girl...
London says she was in her Sociology class
And then went missing about a week ago
Well that's why I came by
She may have turned up
What do you mean?
Is Oceanography, that building past
Madigan Hall
Way out on the west side of campus
Right by the lagoon?
I don't know What's going on?
It could just be a coincidence
But I was studying tonight
In the library
And there on the floor
I saw this...
Unidentified Headless Female Torso Found
In Oceanography Department Dumpster
Days passed
I searched the news religiously but There
was no word on the body in the dumpster
I started to wonder
If maybe I really was losing my mind
To clear my head
I went to this nude beach
A few miles from campus
I've never been to
One before in my life
I checked it out
I gotta say
It was a little nerve-wracking
But kinda liberating
Lying there with the sun, and the breeze
The smell of the ocean
All my worries
Everything melted away
But then...
How's it goin'?
Mind if I join you?
Hunter
Smith
You come here often?
This is my first time
I didn't think I'd seen ya around
You in school?
Yeah. You?
- F***, no
Oh really?
Wait...
Do you like Do this a lot?
What do you mean?
This...
Oh, hey dude!
What's going on?
- Teaching this fag a lesson
Yeah, who's teaching who yeah fag?
Smith, this is my best bud Rex
Rex, Smith
Wassup, man
Well
I was just gonna grab a shower
Alright hey man, if you
want it you should try
Some of that awesome new
conditioner I just got
It's the one on my sofa
With the French name
Listen to yourself
You sound like a huge f***ing fag!
Ok fag, that's it!
I'm kicking your giant homo ass!
Who's the fag now huh?
You, f*ggot fag steak!
What's that?
- Fag burger with a side of fag fries
Yeah...
I'm just gonna...
You meet some guy on the nude beach
And 5 minutes later, you're downloading
his hard drive in the back of a van?
You're a slut
Really?
So did you dump Lorelei yet?
I'm trying to pull away
But she's not exactly making it easy
You're not inviting me in?
I'm kinda tired
And I have a super early class tomorrow
Is something wrong?
No, I'm just tired
Aren't you gonna kiss me goodnight?
Uhmmm...
Sure
Well, ummm...
Goodnight
I love you
Yeah...
Me too
I know I have to end it
But my experience with psychopaths
Like her
You have to ease away very gradually
The sooner the better
Before she pulls something really nutty
I told you nothing's wrong
I just gotta finish this project
You're not avoiding me Are you?
Of course not
If you're lying
That would make me very upset
I'm not lying babe
Look, I need to get back to work
I'll call you tomorrow, alright?
What time tomorrow?
After class
I'll be counting the minutes
Okay
- I love you
Me too
Goodnight
Hi, Smith
I hope you don't think
This is too creepy stalker of me
But I'm too much of a social retard to
Walk up and say Hi like a normal person
In case you're wondering
I got your e-mail from the
Explosions in the Sky's Facebook page
So at least
We have this much in common
Anyways I was wondering
If you maybe wanna get together
Have coffee or something
If not, then uh...
Have a great life I guess
Okay, I'm gonna stop now before
I chicken out and toss this in the trash
Yeah, I'm Oliver By the way
So I've been meaning to ask
The other day when I mentioned
It seems appropriate
It's a weird story
Is it your Mom?
How did...
Your face
My Mom's okay
She did the best she could
Raising me on her own...
Working full-time
What about your Dad?
He died in a car accident
When I was a baby
I'm sorry
I never knew him so it's kinda like
I don't even have a father
I don't see my Dad either
He was an alcoholic
Abandoned us when I was little
I guess we have more in common
Than we thought
What are you looking at now?
It's just my roommate's friend
Smith's got a crush!
I do not have a crush
You're hooked for him like you're Hooked
for that shaved egg roommate of yours
When I walked in
They were both rolling around
On the floor
Wrestling in their underwear
Straight guys are gayer than gay guys
The fact that they're in love but can't
Suck each other's dick
Makes them queerer than Clay Aiken
What...
What are you doing?
I inviting him over
Chillax Just having some fun
Here he comes
Hey
Rex, this is my friend London
London, Rex
You look lonesome
Want some company?
Sure Thanks
We were just talking about sex
She's kidding
So Rex,
Have you ever heard of the Kinsey scale?
It's a rating system
For sexual orientation
And 6, 100% gay
Smith here is probably a 3 or 4
While I'm like a 1.5
Why don't we talk about something else?
Kinsey discovered that only 5 to
10% of the population are at 6 or 0
What do you think your number is?
Zero I guess...?
Boring
You wanna f*** anyway?
Are you out of your f***ing mind?
Dude don't worry
I'll give you the 4-1-1 after
Okay
Excuse me?
Let's have sex
Just with you, though Right?
Yeah, that's it!
Oh don't stop
You're doing great!
Are you joking?
Sorry - I've had pelvic
exams last longer than that
It's just...
You felt so good
What are you, 14?
Wow!
I'll be hard again in a few
And it lasts way longer
The second time around, I swear
Oh joy!
In the meantime
I'll eat your p*ssy or something
This just keeps getting
Better and better doesn't it?
C'mon Let me make it up to you
Yeah that's it, baby
I just want to make you feel good
What the hell's going on down there?
What do you think you're doing?
- Eating you out
Dude, it's a vagina
not a bowl of spaghetti
I don't know
What your f***ing problem is
But I've gone down on lots of girls
And never had any complaints
Maybe they're faking it to
Spare your fragile male ego?
Look, you want a few
Constructive pointers?
I don't need pointers
Trust, you so do
And you know what a clit is, right?
Yeah I know what a clit is
Think of it as a little girl dick
And treat it accordingly
Imagine what your dick likes
Kiss it, tease it with your tongue
Suck it, even nibble it a little
Just make sure you true-to-God
Treat it with the utmost care and respect
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