Kaboom Page #4
Golden rule of oral
Pay attention to how she's reacting
If she seems into something
Keep doing that same thing
Over and over and over
It's about finding the rhythm she likes
And sticking to it until the job is done
Got it
You want a practical?
So ready
Well, get busy son
Hey
- So we hooking up or what?
Excuse me?
might wanna have sex so
that You can do Rex via
the transfer property
It's like A fucks C by default
As appealing as you make that sound
I'll pass
You're not curious?
About...
What Rex is like in bed
Oh hey
- Hey
I just came by to pick up some stuff
Is everything alright?
Yeah Totally
Well late
See ya
What was that about?
- I don't know, got me
What is it?
I set a Google Alert For any news
of the dead girl in the dumpster
Did they finally identify her?
- Maybe
What?
It's gone
- What's gone?
The torso
Someone stole it
From the coroner's office
Today's the day
My 19th birthday
Like any other
But very quickly
Weirdness takes over
And now what begins?
- The hell if I know
It's just freaking me out
Because the minute I woke up
I was overwhelmed by this vague sense
That some sort of
Major shift has occurred
Well I finally did break up with Lorelei
this morning
Yeah How did that go?
Yikes Then what happened?
This isn't over Stella
You have no f***ing idea
What you're getting yourself into
So are you worried?
Does Mel Gibson hate Jews?
Anyway, let's change the subject
Any word yet from what's-his-name?
Oswald?
- Oliver
honing my reply of a masterpiece
That's definitely interested but
Not too desperate for this
How long's it been?
Three days
I know
So, don't forget
Tonight over in Ocean City
That's right!
F*** me!
Smith!
What happened?
Smith stepped into dog sh*t
And it's his birthday
Happy f***ing birthday!
Could this day get any worse?
Hello?
- Smith?
Hi, who is this?
Hunter
Who?
Hunter From the beach?
Oh hi, sorry
I didn't recognize your voice
That's okay Just playing back
In my mind the good time we had
Started getting a chub
So, I'm sure you have an important class
Or something to go to?
I'm totally free all afternoon
Sweet Wanna come down?
I'm on my way
I'll f*** you
Just a second!
Hold on!
Hey!
Dude, you don't have to hide your porn
I'm not your Mom
What do you mean?
Like you think the unmistakable sound of
gay porn Doesn't penetrate these walls?
Alright, biatch
You made your point
So I gather your tawdry hook-up
At the beach was a bust?
His cell went just when
He was going down on me
It's my wife
You're married?
- Yeah, I thought I told you
Gotta run, we'll take care
Of this guy later
Can you believe it?
Since it's you Yes
Anyway...
Happy Birthday monkey-spanker
What's this? You already got me
Shut up and open it already
Oh my God...
How did you...
I contacted them through their website
and they autographed it for me
Uhmm, I'm just Talking to Stella
Can you meet me in my room
In 20 minutes?
I have a birthday surprise for you
This is making me a little uncomfortable
Do you want your surprise
Or do you want to complain?
I'm not complaining
I really appreciate the effort
But...
London?
London, c'mon This isn't funny
Chill pill I'm right here
Can you please take
The blindfold off?
Seriously, you've had enough fun for...
Happy birthday
So epic
I know, I'm not gonna
Be able to hear for a week
I must admit after a shaky start
This may be the best birthday ever
Smith?
I thought that was you
Hey It's Oliver
Well, I'm just...
Uh huh
I'll meet you back at the car
So...
I just wanted to say...
Eat sh*t and kill yourself
Wait, what the f*** is that?
You're pissed at me?
Just next time someone puts
Their balls on the line like that
At least be man enough to respond!
I did respond, I sent an email
That was so long
And overbaked I thought I scared you off
Dude, I'm already over it
You don't have to lie
I'm not lying, I did want to
go out with you I still do
Are you f***ing with me now?
No
Just let me take you to dinner
And I'll prove it
Here, so we don't have
To rely on emails
Gimme your number
And I'll give you mine
I have a huge paper due Friday
But that night I'm totally open
Me too
Cool
So It's a date
You aren't gonna...
Flake again, are ya?
I'm calling you No matter what
Even if the world ends
I better get back to my friends They're
probably wondering what happened to me
Alright
See ya
So should I call him?
What?
Should I give Oliver a call, just to say
"Hi, it was nice running into you"
Good idea, let him know you're a
need-ball freak Right off the bat
Really?
Smith, the universe is finally smiling
on you And everything is going your way
Don't f*** it up
- Yeah right, okay
Can you pull over at the next stop
I haveta pee like a pregnant woman
Hello?
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I didn't mean to
Are you alright?
Yeah
I was just dozed off
Do you remember me?
I think we've met before
At a party
I've never seen you before
In my life
You barfed on my shoe
And later that night
I saw three men
In animal masks...
I don't know what you're talking about
Are you sure?
Look I told you...
I don't know anything
Please I gotta go
Madeleine?
Madeleine O'Hara
What do you know
About the animal-masked men?
You gotta tell me
I had a twin sister
Named Rebecca
And when we were little...
Men in animal masks
Came and took her away
Dude, you already googled Rebecca O'Hara
On your BlackBerry
And got a million hits of nothing
Deal with it tomorrow
You're right. Let's just try to enjoy
Whatever's left of my birthday
So how does it feel to be 19?
Now what is it?
Nothing I'm just tired
So, any more crazy messages
From Lorelei?
Well, seems to have died down a little
So that's promising
Who knows
Maybe I was over-reacting
I mean I know how hell hath no fury and all
But could be, she's
Not as bonkers as we thought
Stella What's wrong?
I don't know, do you think
Maybe I'm being too much of a wimp?
Dude, you have a Fatal Attraction stalker
With supernatural powers
You've got every right to be creeped out
Yeah, okay Sold
I'm gonna give you the bed, lady
You want an Ambien?
- No
Thank you. After the day
we've had Don't think
I'm gonna have any
trouble falling asleep
Me neither, but I wanna be so knocked out I
don't want how many more gnarly nightmares
So where's Board Knight?
He disappears sometimes
For a few days
I assume he's off somewhere
Burying his bone in some...
Smith c'mon That's not funny
Smith, I'm not kidding
Cut it out
Smith, what the f***
You're freaking me out, stop it
It's not Smith
Smith, stop f***ing around
Stella, I told you
It's not Smith
I warned you Stella
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