Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain Page #4

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treated afterwards.

Bro.

Don't bring

any more work for me.

- What?

- Just come to hang.

Did you meet a gal?

Sh*t. Does your dick

even get up?

I mean, I'm happy for ya.

Then you gotta make a lot.

How'll

you make a living?

Anything besides

getting beaten.

Having d*cks,

the things we gotta do

to keep our gals...

But...

Love doesn't feed ya.

- Hello?

- What are you doing?

Ah... working.

- Where?

- The usual place.

Come home quick.

I'm worried about

your cough this morning.

Really, hon?

Okay, then. I'll get

some groceries and...

Hello? Hello?

This was the only number

on her cell phone.

She won't let me call 911.

Says she'll die in a hospital.

Where is she?

- Help!

- Lie her down.

What happened?

She fainted

in the street.

Take her in.

- She's a hemophiliac.

- Are you her guardian?

She can't stop bleeding.

Calm down, sir.

She's a hemophiliac...

She's been using

her serum way too long.

It formed antibodies

and became ineffective.

Then what?

There's a French serum

made from

specific recombinant DNA...

But it's very expensive.

How much?

It'll probably cost her

tens of thousands.

Maybe even

as much as $100,000.

She has pneumonia

and her menstruation, too.

She needs

to be hospitalized.

Can you please

get the serum?

I'll come up

with the money somehow.

NUTRITION HOUSE:

Yes, it's my brother's house.

It's not my business

what you do

with that house.

But after everything

I did for you...

You cause problems

and end up in prison...

Now, you show up and ask

for a loan on the house?

I'm not asking for the house

to be put in my name.

I can't.

I already took out

a loan on it

to set up this store.

I can't

even if I want to.

Like strawberries?

I want to try it.

Wanna live in the country?

We'll go...

You open up a little shop.

And I run a strawberry farm.

You won't get

vinyl-house disease

cuz it's grown

in the winter.

Who says?

The script...

I mean a book.

Maybe

I'll become a stuntman.

They said I'm a natural.

I hate this.

Hate what?

That I'm sick.

They said if you eat well

and rest, you'll be fine.

The two of us...

We're a burden on each other.

You're not to me.

I want to live a long life.

So, I wanna meet

someone healthier

and well off.

I'm gonna stay with

a friend for a while...

Then go to my uncle's

in Australia.

That's

how you really feel?

Yes.

I hope you meet

someone healthy, too.

I can't

even have a baby.

I don't need a baby!

Don't make this hard.

I have a favor.

Say it.

...Forget it.

Rest.

Find someone

who's not sick.

Promise...

I'll secretly park

a truck loaded

with boxes under there.

Just jump onto that

and you won't get

hurt much.

And the money?

I got half in advance.

I'll get the rest

at the scene,

so you take this all.

Thanks.

I got a favor to ask.

Anything! What is it?

It's just...

There's a place I wanna

go to before I die.

So, I don't wanna die

this time.

Fool!

You're not gonna die!

Don't worry. I'll save you

even if it kills me!

So, where is it

that you wanna go?

Not now.

Maybe later.

Don't worry.

Alaska or Africa,

we'll go for sure, okay?

Thanks a lot,

Nam-soon.

I owe you big.

Dong-hyun.

You may not wanna talk,

so I'm just leaving

a message.

1130 is the code

for the first locker

you had your stuff in.

It's the day

we first met.

It's so cute.

I didn't wanna live

there without you,

so I sold my house.

The money

in the locker is yours.

Just take it with you.

But I'll go to Australia

one day and look for you.

Even if...

You're married

to someone else...

Promise

you'll meet me once.

Please...

Goodbye.

I was so stupid

and couldn't say it then...

I hope you meet someone

healthy and

live a long, long life.

Stop the demolition!

Go away! Go away!

Stop the demolition!

Hey, Nam-soon!

Go above the billiards.

I put up a rope there.

- Okay.

- Here.

What's with the sweat?

Go on!

Bro!

- Who is it?

- What?

The one stronger

than the one with guts?

A lucky bastard!

You're lucky!

You're the only one

who survived the accident!

Go on!

I'll get the truck!

Hello?

He just went in.

Give me

the rest of the money.

Fool.

Get the job done first.

- Good luck!

- Honey...

Gye-jung!

Gye-jung!

1000 police officers

have gone

in to break up

the protesters.

The protesters are against

forced evictions...

And fighting for means

to make a living.

They're coming!

Sh*t!

The ladder truck's coming!

Start for the target point.

Camera ready

Block off the back!

MY DONG-HYUN

Sh*t!

Nam-soon! Nam-soon!

No!

Nam-soon!

Dong-hyun?

Dong-hyun!

Nam-soon...

I have to go

to Dong-hyun...

He fell and we

got it on tape.

Don't go

Dong-hyun...

Are you okay?

It doesn't hurt.

Don't cry.

Ah, God?

I'm sorry to ask this

when I don't

even go to church.

But the thing is...

No matter how much

I get hit...

How much I bleed...

I don't care at all.

But when Dong-hyun cries...

When she cries...

It feels like

my heart's ripping apart.

So, please watch over her.

If I have to die

for her...

I'll die.

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