Kevin Hart: What Now? Page #12

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every race, ethnicity,

nationality possible.

You hear me?

I see some of everybody.

We all came

under the same roof

and we laughed tonight.

If you can laugh together,

you can live together.

If you can live together,

you can love together.

I live by those rules,

and I'll be damned

if I didn't see that

sh*t happen tonight.

In my city,

I made f***ing history,

goddamn it.

I'm in the record books,

you hear me?

I am in the record books.

My name is Kevin Hart,

and this has been

the best night of

my f***ing life.

You hear me?

Thank you all.

I appreciate you

so goddamn much.

Good night. Peace.

That's a show!

Did you see that?

53,000 people!

Did you feel that energy?

That love in

the building?

Yes. I saw it,

Kevin, you were great.

What's wrong?

What's going on?

You know the man

you killed?

Yeah.

He wasn't the leader.

What you talking about?

They're back.

They're here?

We gotta go!

Get the f*** outta here.

KEVIN:
It's Agent 5-4.

I need a helicopter ASAP.

DISPATCHER ON RADIO:

We need an ID challenge.

Password, please.

Um...

(SOFTLY)

National Geographic titties

are my favorite thing.

DISPATCHER:
Sorry, Agent 5-4.

You're breaking up.

Please come again?

(IN NORMAL VOICE)

Titties with no nipples

on National Geographic

are my favorite

thing to watch on TV.

Titties with no nipples?

That's your password?

DISPATCHER:
ID confirmed,

Agent 5-4.

Helicopter en route.

Thank you.

We're picking up two inbound

bogeys about half a mile

east of your location.

Sh*t.

They're on our ass.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

KEVIN:
Oh, sh*t.

Get in.

So what now?

Now?

Well, now we do the same thing

on a global scale.

I think it's time to show the world

just how funny Kevin Hart is.

SINGER:
(SCREAMING) Kevin!

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