Khu kuan puan mesa Page #5

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I don't know.

You don't know?

Please don't hurt me.

You don't know? Huh?

You don't know?

Money!

No! No!

Good evening.

What brings you here, sir?

Just tell me how much you want.

30 million, I told you.

What? 30 million?

Yes.

Can it be 20 million?

No.

How about 25 million and 50 cents?

Not funny?

Sorry... How about 25 million baht?

Okay.

What?

I'll be back in 3 hours.

Don't let me see even a scratch.

Or else you're a dead man.

Thank you.

Not even a scratch, I guarantee.

How is it, Mr. Mit?

You go ahead

and clean the entire place.

Don't leave even a scratch

or you'll be dead.

Yes, sir.

Glad to do business with you.

Pim, are you all right?

Did you get hurt?

Did they hurt you?

What is it, Daddy?

You gotta be kidding.

Let's buy this place, Dad.

I really like it... perfectly what I want.

Oh... Pim, you didn't get kidnapped.

Kidnapped?

I just rehearsed the fighting scene

with a serial killer...

Like this!

I forgot to give you the deed.

Here it is.

I'm going now.

25 million?

- Mit.

- What?

Let me carry the money for once?

You shouldn't. It's not our money.

Come on.

I don't think I'd have a chance like this

in my entire life.

Just a quick look, okay?

Let's get out of here.

Come on. Quick.

- Come on, Mit.

- I know.

Faster, Mit. He is coming at us.

Will you hurry?

Watch out.

Yes, dear?

I'm working.

What?

Uh... No! I didn't hear it.

You want me to say it now?

All right... Listen.

Love you... Kiss. Kiss.

Yes.

What?

Hurry up, Mit.

I know. I know.

He's right behind us.

Give me the money

or your friend will be dead.

One...

- Two...

- Don't shoot.

Money!

You gotta be strong, Bung-Earn.

Bung-Earn. Hang in there.

Am I gonna die?

You'll be all right. Just stay strong.

Am I gonna die?

Be strong... Let me get in there.

No, you can't. Please wait outside.

Are you the patient's relative?

No... I'm his friend.

If you're just a friend,

please wait outside.

1-2-3 Clear!

1-2-3 Clear!

- Hey, man.

- Huh?

My girlfriend...

- Hey!

- Is she pretty?

Very sexy.

Wow! I think I know her.

- Do you know my girlfriend too?

- Are you sure she's your girl?

Yes.

How did you do?

Nothing... Just use my words.

Piece of cake!

Hey! You! Telephone!

Thanks, sir.

He really got a hot stuff.

Hello?

Yes.

Where am I?

In the cell.

The cell... The jail!

Scoring a girl?

Scoring what?

I can't find any girl in here.

Nobody... I don't bang anyone...

Please...

Yes! Yes! I'll be back soon.

Yes, dear!

My wife calls

as soon as I talk about other woman.

You got a sulky wife?

Stop talking about wife.

Let's hear my story.

Have you ever heard?

Try closing your eyes

and count 1... 2... 3

The first person you see...

...that person is your true friend.

Really?

Yeah... try it.

Close your eyes... Close...

Sh*t! Hey!

From the event on that day,

I realize that...

We'll realize the value

of something when we lose it.

Until today, I still haven't married Fah.

Why?

Because of this fatso...

It takes 2-3 weeks before

he could possibly get out of the bed.

Give me a break, Mit! I got shot!

Two bullets went into my tummy

and my ass...

It ran closely past my hemorrhoids.

It's far away from your heart.

Your fat has cushioned the bullets.

You think I'm faking, don't you?

What is that? What's the picture for?

To fool them.

Fool who?

Are you crazy, talking to yourself?

Leave me alone.

Are you getting married or not?

Your bride is coming soon.

Tidy up your clothes.

Of course I am...

but I wanna talk for just a sec.

Talking to yourself... you must be crazy.

This chubby is the first person

I think of.

Only for a week,

his face has showed up

all over my head.

How about you?

Have you thought of anyone yet?

If not, I wish you best of luck

and find that person soon.

Hey! What's next?

Okay!

It's time to go get married.

Good luck everyone!

Here... hold this.

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