Kill Buljo: The Movie Page #4

We've been neighbours for 20 years.

F***, that's right.

Yeah, whatever.

The day you shot me

you ordered a one way ticket to hell.

And who ever else

comes between us, dies too.

Well, well, well, if it isn't

our little medical marvel -

- who is visiting.

Papa Buljo, what are you doing here?

Are you behind all this?

Of course I am.

You didn't think it was Tampa, -

- did you?

There is a reason he's 34 years old

and still can't tie his own shoes.

Did what?

What are you talking about?

The day you saw us

making those rock carvings -

- you signed

your own death warrant.

Rock cravings? What the hell is that?

Was that what you were doing?

What the f*** is a rock carving?

So you're telling me that you had

no idea what we were doing?

Seriously, when the hell have I ever

known what anyone was doing?

For 20 years I thought Evolution

was a film starring David Duchovny.

F***, it's the cops.

Kill the bastards!

Tampa, come on,

we are running away!

Unni.

Unni!

You're gonna pay for that, Tampa.

Crouching snake...

Horny reindeer.

Talk about a split personality.

Well...

I know my son is an idiot.

But when you cut him in half,

it's personal.

We are entering hostile territory.

So be alert.

Danger can be waiting for us

around any corner.

Remember that if...

Kato, arrest that silly b*tch.

Kato!

Oh, I see you like to dance, miss...

But around here, I lead.

Oh, are you ok?

Let me see.

Whore, b*tch, c*nt!

Jompa,

I want you to know something.

I am your father.

No.

Nah, I'm just kidding.

But I have f***ed your mother.

So has half of Kautokeino.

You have the right to shut up.

Anything you say can and will be

held against you in a court of law.

You have the right to an attorney.

If you can't afford one, tough luck.

Well, I guess that's it.

Skank!

Tramp!

Slut!

F***ing trailer trash!

Sh*t-witch!

You can't hide forever, Jompa.

Relax, nobody has to die today.

I need someone new in my life.

Someone I can shape

in my own image.

A real hardass.

Someone who can get things done.

What do you say, Jompa?

You can be rich.

Never, I lose my social security

as soon as I get a paid job.

Well then, Jompa,

you've made your choice.

Perhaps there is

someone else I can use.

Someone you love and care about.

Someone with potential.

If you won't join me,

perhaps Unni will?

Where the f*** are they?

- Where is Jompa?

- I don't know.

Look what you've done, a**hole!

I give up. I give up!

You're salmon food!

Oh, Jompa.

- Are you OK?

- I'm fine.

- Where is Buljo?

- He sleeps with the fishes.

He sleeps with the fishes!

Music, people!

God, I love this band.

I have to tinkle.

Dad, is that you?

- Hello, Sid. It's good to see you.

- I thought you were in jail?

I was arrested for making moonshine.

But I got out after two months.

I just haven't bothered getting

in touch with you until now.

I'm proud of you.

But I thought you were mad at me

for having you thrown in jail.

That's all in the past.

Why should I be mad at you for that?

Because you had me thrown out

of my own house?

Because you made my family

and friends disown me?

Why should I be mad at you,

although you did get me anally raped-

- by 6 black men in prison?

No, I'm not mad. Let's forget

all that and look to the future.

Just let me get a beer first.

What the f***!

Who took the last beer?

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