Killer Klowns from Outer Space Page #3

Turn around, pal.

Mooney was right, huh?

Got nothing better to do

but cause problems.

Well, you're not going

to get away with it this time.

Get away with what?

Debbie saw it, too.

- Yeah, she did, didn't she?

- Ow!

Come on.

Hey, Eddie, is that

a new bike you got?

What's happening, Spike?

Ooh!

Big bad Jojo comin' into town.

Watch this, baby.

Is that bike too big for you?

Hey, Patty!

Mean bike you got there.

Yeah.

Can I take a ride...

- pal?

- Uh-uh!

Can I beep the horn?

Mm-hm.

Oh, thank you!

He should've let the man

ride his bike.

I'm sorry.

I seem to have

broken your bike.

Where'd he go?

Put up your dukes, put up your dukes!

What are you going to do,

knock my block off?

Damn!

Hey, come on,

let's get out of here!

Come on, guys!

Get me out of here!

Here's some more ketchup

for your French fries.

Now, here's

some more ketchup.

I want you to sit still

and eat your hamburger.

You know, this isn't

as much fun as it used to be.

It is if you're the winners.

Back here, young lady.

You're not going anywhere

until you finish your food.

What's going on?

All right, get out.

Turn around.

What are you doing, man?

You're not going

to hit me, are you?

Just turn around, pal, all right?

Look, I'm sorry

about Debbie, but I--

Just drop it, Mike!

Check this out.

That's the stuff.

That's the stuff

that I was telling you about

that was all wrapped

around Joe Lombardo.

Where'd you get that?

Over in that Jeep over there.

- That's McReed's Jeep.

- Who's McReed?

Bob McReed.

He was up here tonight

with me and Debbie.

Those are his glasses.

They got him. He's dead.

Crescent Cove police station.

Mooney speaking.

I'd like

to report a disturbance.

Wait a minute. Calm down.

I can't understand you.

- Clowns!

- What?

They're at my front door!

They're destroying property!

Clowns, huh?

And now they're

at your front door, huh?

They're at my front door right now!

Wait a minute. Who is this?

Would you just get over here?

Stupid kids and their pranks.

Rich little bastards.

I'd shoot them all.

Daddy sends them

to fancy schools...

...so the police department

can babysit the little pricks.

Police station.

Mooney speaking. Yeah.

Hello, Curt?

I think I have a bit

of a problem here.

Oh... Just a minute.

Jesus, not you, too, Mr. Myers.

Police station. Mooney here.

What?

They took my wife--

the clowns...

Oh. They took your wife away

in a balloon?

Well, you don't need the police, pal.

You need a psychiatrist!

- Mr. Myers?

Do the Terenzi brothers have

the whole town in on this?

Well, to hell with them all.

If they want to play games,

they're messing

with the wrong guy.

"" Huh?

Jesus! Oh, no!

Oh, no! Come on, Joe, get going!

' God!

I'll call the state police

up at Marlborough. They've got a lab.

Maybe somebody up there

can tell us what this stuff is.

It's not cotton candy,

that's for sure.

Yes. Finally. That's what

I've been telling you.

Look, I'm sorry I was

a little tough on you back there.

It's been a hard night.

Having Debbie involved

just makes it a lot more difficult.

What can I say?

I-- I didn't know--

It's got nothing to do

with you, really. It's me.

It's obvious she goes

for laughs, not stability.

- Boo.

- Oh...

Oh, my God.

Look, you can just

drop me off over here.

I'll take the bus home.

No way. You're the one

who's seen these things.

Look! A clown!

Right there!

There he is. I told you.

Will you get out there and shoot him?

- Get him, Dave. Kill him.

- Hang on, Mike.

Calm down. Let me check this out.

Holy sh*t!

I don't believe it.

Mike, let go! Mike! Mike!

What are you doing?

You could've gotten us killed!

I'm sorry.

I freaked out a little bit.

Where is he?

I don't know.

I don't see him anywhere.

He's gone.

He went straight up.

I've seen enough.

One Baker five. Curt,

do you read me? Over.

One Baker five.

This is Mooney speaking.

I was a little worried about you.

I thought the big bad clowns

got a hold of you.

Over.

Mooney, I want you

to listen to me

and don't say anything.

I want you to call

the state police and get help.

There are clowns,

and they are killing people. Over.

OK, let me get this straight.

You say there are clowns,

and you've seen them.

OK, Dave, that's it.

Screw you

and your college flunkies.

I've had enough of this

from you and from everyone else.

I know what you guys

are trying to do:

break me down,

drive me out of the force.

Well, it's going to take

a hell of a lot more

than a lame prank like this

to get Curtis Mooney

to throw in his badge,

so f*** you!

Over.

Mooney, this is an emergency.

Mooney!

He cut me off.

That son of a b*tch cut me off!

I got to get-- I got

to get back to the station.

I-- I don't know

what I'm going to say,

but I got to get through

to the state police.

Paul, get the truck!

What about the girls?

Forget about the girls.

They eat too much.

They didn't pay

for the ice cream!

So what?

The truck's getting away!

Hey, those aren't killer clowns.

- Those are the Terenzi brothers.

- Terenzi brothers?

Get back to the station.

Radio for help.

I'm going to catch up

with my friends, try to warn people.

Tell everyone to stay indoors

and don't do anything stupid.

You, too.

- On, sh*t.

- You idiot!

Don't yell at me!

You were driving!

Can't you just do one thing right?

This whole ice cream

thing was your idea.

My idea? You said

we'd get girls this way.

No, I didn't. You did.

- You did.

- You did.

You did.

Hey, Rich, Paul!

Oh, man, am I glad

to see you guys.

Mike, how you doing?

You want some ice cream?

No, no, man, listen.

Something horrible

has happened. I need your help.

- What are you talking about?

- What's wrong?

There's no time to explain.

There's clowns

going around killing people.

Ha!

Tonight, Debbie and I were

up on the Top of the World,

and we followed this spaceship,

and there were these...

there were these clowns

carrying cotton candy cocoons

and they were shooting

these-- these-- these popcorn guns.

And there's-- there's

a circus tent spaceship, right?

But it's not there anymore,

but we were there.

We saw the whole thing.

And they say we're crazy. So?

Oh, come on, you guys.

I'm not fooling around.

Mike, what do you

want us to do?

We have ice cream

to sell tonight.

Paul, this is more important

than selling ice cream.

There's clowns going

around killing people.

We're all in danger.

Well, we haven't sold

that much ice cream tonight.

We haven't sold any.

Come on, guys, will you help me?

Look, at least take me

over to Debbie's house, OK?

I think she's in danger.

Does she have any roommates?

Yes. She's got two.

She's got two beautiful roommates...

with big b*obs.

Do they like ice cream?

They love it.

What are we waiting for?

Come on!

You guys, get out of the way.

Frig youse all.

You ain't going to get

the best of me.

I made it through Korea.

I can make it through this bullshit.

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