Kindergarten Cop 2 Page #5

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They built a big wooden horse

and placed it outside

the walls to the city.

It seemed like

a magnificent present.

So, the Trojans

opened the gates,

and they pulled

the giant horse inside.

Guess what happened next.

What?

Inside the horse

were Greek soldiers, hiding.

In the middle of the night,

they came out,

defeated the Trojans, to win the war.

Greeks, Greeks, Greeks!

Ooh.

Is that the other

kindergarten teacher?

Ooh-la-la.

I want you to be my eyes

and ears in this school.

Help me find Mr. Flaherty's

missing flash drive,

and I'll be very, very happy.

Come on, guys.

Bye.

Mr. Reed?

Yes, Tripp?

Ms. Halstrom has flash drives

if you need one.

- She does?

- Sure.

Mr. Flaherty would always run into

her classroom if he needed one.

Thank you, Tripp.

That was very helpful.

You should go back to the kids.

That could mean anything.

That's worth a look.

Hello.

These are very

beautiful flowers.

Thank you.

Oh.

What do you call this flower?

Sunflower.

Sunflower.

Uh-huh.

It's beautiful.

My name is Agent Zack Reed.

FBI.

Could I speak with you a moment?

You don't sound like FBI.

International FBI,

it's new division.

Oh, no, not the pig.

Pig, get lost.

Lose the pig.

Hey. Pig.

stop following me.

Look in those drawers, it could

be hidden right in plain sight.

Look in the desk.

Ah. Great.

Hey, come on, pig. I'm telling

you, I don't need therapy.

Are you sure about that, buddy?

Could you tell me

anything more about Jason?

Oh, I can tell you he was

always getting into trouble.

His brother, different story.

His brother?

Yeah.

Kevin.

He died in a car accident.

I'm sorry.

But let me tell you,

he was smart.

He was so smart.

He knew everything

about computers.

I thought Jason was computer

expert in the family?

Oh. no. no, no.

Jason has always

been a little con man.

Always looking for the angles.

Kevin, he was the genius.

I see.

I'm sure you were

very proud of him.

Have a good day.

Thank you.

Oh.

Did Kevin have any friends?

Any co-workers?

Hey, get out of here already.

Excuse me?

Oh, crap.

Oh.

This is my office.

Oh, hey, hey.

There you are.

Keep the drawer shut, Reed.

What are you doing in here? Yeah, I was...

I was looking for you. Oh. I

was in the teachers' lounge.

What did you want?

I...

Excuse me?

What were you

looking for me for?

Yeah, I wanted to, um...

Go ahead, Reed, ask her out.

Ask her out, I know you're

gonna do it, ask her out.

I wanted to ask you out.

I knew it.

Like on a date?

Uh-huh.

Oh.

Okay.

When?

When what? When would you

like to take me out?

Well, what about tonight?

That's very quick.

Okay, or some other time.

No, no, no.

I know I should probably say that

I already have plans tonight

but to be honest, I haven't had plans

outside of this place in months.

I shouldn't have said that.

Um, yes, tonight works great.

Another one bites the dust.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay, cool.

My office.

Oh, yeah, right.

Call you later?

Okay.

What do women see in you?

Is it the muscles?

Why, you.

Uh...

Talking to Olivia?

Uh, what?

Yeah.

Okay, right.

So that's what I wanted

to talk to you about. Uh...

Just a heads-up,

but, uh...

I called dibs on her.

You did what now?

I called dibs, you know,

I asked her out first.

I mean, she said she's

not dating right now

but when she started

to date again,

I, me, would be

the first to know.

Ergo, dibs.

Dude, you dreaming.

Okay.

Just so you know.

Man to man.

I don't want there to be

any misunderstandings.

I'm taking her out tonight.

All right.

I'm sorry, on a...

Date?

Yeah.

But I called dibs.

That's impossible.

You're on the geek squad,

it's never gonna work.

Yeah. I didn't know.

I'm sorry, buddy.

I hope we can still be friends.

That's got to hurt.

I could tell that hurt,

that hurt.

Hey. Go help that guy.

He needs therapy.

Dad, slow down, you're hurting my arm.

Molly, stop it.

Molly, I don't have time for this, okay?

Excuse me for a moment.

We got to get

home, stop doing that, okay?

Hi. Hi, I'm Mr. Reed.

We got to get going. Need

some help, Molly, you okay?

Hey, we're fine.

What're you up to, Agent Reed?

Let's go, come on, flash drives.

Hey, Reed,

what was going on with

that one dad after school?

Sam Edwards?

The surveillance program

was still running.

Yeah, he was drunk and I don't like

the way he manhandled his daughter.

Molly's been acting weird.

See what you can find out about him.

You got it, buddy. Um...

Now we can talk about the real issue.

The drive?

No, it's the date.

You know you can't

sleep with her, right?

Look, the kid said that Kevin

used to go into her room

every time he needed

a new drive.

And that super

useful information

just wasted 40 minutes

of my life.

Her classroom is next door.

Even if the kid's

Intel is bogus,

she still may know

where he hid the drive.

I'm just checking up a lead.

Oh, so this is

purely professional?

Of course.

When was the last time

you went out on a date?

I date all the time.

No, a date.

Dinner, romantic lighting,

talking.

Ooh.

I got to do all that?

Yeah, dates are for getting

to know someone.

I'm messing with you, man.

I've got a great wholesome

evening lined up for us.

'Cause that's how Zack Reed,

kindergarten teacher, rolls.

Catch you.

Did you just...

Hey, keep your

shark in the tank.

Don't sleep with her.

Oh, man.

It is absolutely amazing

out here, Zack.

How do you afford

this location though?

My dad left it to me.

I got to say,

I was kind of surprised

that you asked me

to have dinner.

Most guys that I date now,

they just want to meet

for drinks and have sex.

Great.

Now you tell me, after I went

through all this trouble?

Call me old-fashioned, but...

I think dates are for

getting to know someone.

Yeah, I agree. I just, I

didn't think... What?

You don't exactly seem like the

type of guy who gets to know women.

Your muscles, they scream

one-night stand, I'm sorry.

What?

I am incredibly monogamous.

Are you?

Oh, wow.

You are old school.

I like vinyl.

No, look, I would never

just meet a woman

for drinks, hook up

and never call her again.

Okay, my mistake.

Well, look, I just got out of

a serious relationship

about a year ago

and I've been casually dating a few

women here and there since then.

But I'm here with you now and I

really do want to get to know you.

Okay.

What do you want to know?

I actually went to law school.

I wanted to be a prosecutor.

Wow.

Then I realized that

classrooms and me didn't mix.

I left after my first year.

I was a bit...

Lost for awhile.

I still wanted to do something,

something that mattered.

I just didn't know what.

And now here you are,

back in the classroom.

Those who can't do,

teach, right?

But kindergarten?

It's so rare to find a man who is

interested in children that age.

Well, make a better impression

if you get them early.

Yeah.

But it kind of

makes it harder too.

I mean, you only get them

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