Kindergarten Cop 2 Page #7

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- Do I hear six?

I got six, honey.

Well, I got seven, honey.

Seven hundred.

All right, 725.

Seven twenty-five

in the green dress.

Seven fifty.

Seven fifty.

- Eight hundred, I've got 800.

- Eight hundred.

Eight fifty.

I've got nine big ones, and an

achievable weight loss goal.

Good, that's really good.

Can you count SEQ'?

Two thousand dollars.

Sold to the lovely

lady in the cream dress. B*tch.

Come on.

Guys, Zogu is on the

move, surveillance is in place,

I'm right behind him.

I want to talk to you

about Mr. Flaherty.

When is he coming back?

He's dead, he's never coming back.

Worms are eating him.

That's not true.

Look at his face.

I'm sorry,

what can I do for you?

Okay. Good.

Well, look, it's true that

Mr. Flaherty isn't coming back,

but that doesn't mean

we can't remember him.

Do you want to hear the poem

Mr. Flaherty taught us

about Meeja the guinea pig?

Hey, that's a great idea, sure.

The guinea pig Meeja...

ls a rodent and...

Meeja is her name.

Every guinea pig loves...

Carrots...

And...

People love guinea pigs.

Nice job, guys-.

Agent Sanders!

Agent Sanders, open up!

- Hey, calm down. Calm down.

- We've got a situation!

- Calm down.

- Open up!

What's going on?

Okay, let's get on

the bus, guys.

All right.

Cowboy.

Come on. Okay. Good, good.

Get on the bus, guys.

Come on, tough guy.

Right to the back.

In the back.

Take good care of them, okay?

Yeah, it's just

the Sculpture Garden.

I'm sure we'll be okay.

All right.

Have fun, kids. See ya.

Bye, Mr. Reed!

We lost Zogu.

What'? When'?

It doesn't matter.

He stole the surveillance van.

He's got everything.

It's only a matter of time

before he figures out

the kids are the key to finding the

drive and heads to the school.

Understood. The kids are safe,

on the way to a field trip.

I'm going back in.

I'm in an Uber,

I'm five minutes out.

Uber? Why didn't you call for backup?

I did.

They're on their way.

But Uber came faster.

I'll meet you in the classroom.

Miss Sinclaire,

can I speak to you?

Yes.

Be right back.

You need to

lock down the school.

Excuse me?

I'm Zack Reed with the FBI.

What?

I don't have time for this.

Lock down the school now.

Mr. Reed, this is a complete

betrayal of the circle of trust.

How dare you bring this toxic...

This is strike two!

You can chew me out later.

Right now, you need to do what I

say and lock down the school.

The kids are in danger.

I'm locking it down.

If you look down here, you might

see some of those tadpoles.

Come on, guys.

Go check out the park.

Come on.

There's a goat.

...soon as they can.

Don't worry, the adults

are handling everything.

Just leave.

No sign of Zogu.

Good.

What's she doing here?

Wait, wait. Stand back.

All right.

Hey, what are you doing here?

We're supposed to

evacuate the school.

Yeah, I know.

I just came back for Meeja.

Who's Meeja?

That's the class pet.

I'm not supposed to leave her

during an evacuation.

Listen, Olivia. It's not safe.

You need to go. Yeah.

Wait a second.

I heard that name before.

Meeja.

Meeja.

Hey, that's what

Kevin called Jason.

It was his nickname.

Did you know Kevin, too?

How's Meeja short for Jason?

When Jason was a baby, he

would call himself "Me Jase"

which would

come out "Meeja."

Kevin was his older brother.

He called Jason "Meeja"

his whole life.

It can't be a coincidence.

Wait, hold on.

Hold on. I'm sorry.

Who are you? One minute.

Just give us a minute.

It can't be a coincidence.

You think he hid the drive

in the guinea pig's cage?

Man, that's too easy.

Kevin was smart.

He was a hacker.

Into puzzles. Math games.

He even competed in one of those

crossword puzzle competitions.

Wait a second...

"The guinea pig Meeja

is a rodent

"and Meeja is her name."

Huh.

It's an acrostic poem.

What?

It's a poem where

the first letter of each line

forms another word.

He must've had the kids

memorize it.

You're a genius, bro.

Hey, recite it for me.

All right.

Hold on, let's see.

Okay. Uh...

The guinea pig Meeja

is a rodent

and Meeja is her name.

Every guinea pig loves carrots.

Time...

And people love...

"Time capsule"!

What's "time capsule"?

Time capsule?

It's the kids. They're at

the Sculpture Garden

to bury this time capsule they

made with their tech teacher.

Bravo!

You see?

I had faith in you.

Hand over your weapons, now.

Zack, what is going on?

Just take it easy.

No one needs to get hurt.

I'm with the FBI.

Wait. What?

I'll explain later.

Just do what they say.

That is very good advice.

Now, it looks like

we're going on a field trip

to the Sculpture Gardens.

Get the girl.

Just take me instead.

You don't need her.

Hey!

No stabbing.

Agent Reed.

It is very sloppy work for you

to get romantically involved

on assignment.

But then again, this is your MO,

now, isn't it?

Move.

Go.

No stabbing.

Boss, what about this one?

Kill him.

Of course.

Kill the black guy.

I'm sorry.

You lied to me.

I know, and I'm sorry.

So everything that we are,

it's all just an act to you?

No, I wasn't acting.

I didn't lie about

my feelings for you.

You're a loser, you know that?

You sure you wanna do this?

Look, genius.

Killing a federal agent, you're

looking at the death penalty.

Only if I get caught.

Oh, the FBI will never

stop looking for you.

We like child support.

You're going to pay.

How's your head, by the way?

Whatever.

Time to die, funny man!

Hands are not for hitting!

That's what baseball

bats are for.

Thank you, lady.

What a rush.

So, we can never

actually really know

what life in the 22nd century

will be like.

So we put things in here,

and we're gonna bury it,

so that...

Uh, okay,

you kids just stay here.

You can look through

the time capsule.

Nobody move, all right? Just

stay here, I'll be right back.

Something's wrong.

No.

Zack, Olivia?

What are you doing here?

Listen carefully.

I'm with the FBI.

This man has a gun, you need

to do exactly what he says.

Uh...

Okay. Is this about

the flame war

on the Game of Thrones

message board?

Because I was totally joking.

I don't even own a broadsword.

Hal, this is not about you.

Just calm down

and do exactly what he says.

Get rid of the children.

Do it.

Okay.

Okay.

Children, children.

I need you to just go and play in

the rock garden for a minute, okay?

And I'll join you

really soon, okay?

Just go over there.

If you get hungry,

there's snacks on the bus.

There's kale chips

and carrot juice. Yummy.

Cowboy, go with the others.

Be brave like Odysseus.

You know, I think

it's probably a good idea

if someone goes

and supervises the children?

Because they're only six...

No. No. Not possible, fat man.

Okay.

You may call the police.

Hmm?

Now, if you could be so kind

and give me that time capsule.

Uh...

You want the children's

time capsule?

Just give it to him, Hal.

Well, I...

Okay, all right.

Test it.

It's the database.

Move.

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