Kindergarten Cop 2 Page #8

Synopsis: Assigned to recover sensitive stolen data, a gruff FBI agent goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher, but the school's liberal, politically correct environment is more than he bargained for.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Don Michael Paul
  2 wins & 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.5
PG-13
Year:
2016
100 min
334 Views


Okay, stop. Everyone.

Right here.

This is perfect.

Now you can sleep

with the fishes.

Hold on.

Uh-uh.

Last meal.

Twix?

Okay.

Is good candy bar.

Americans.

You won't get away

with this, Zogu.

Oh, I think I will.

When a man of superior force

overwhelms a weaker enemy,

there is no hope.

There's always hope.

Okay. Time to die.

Attack!

Get him, Hal!

Stay with Miss Olivia!

Oh, my God, did you see that?

I can see

you're really upset, Zogu.

But we can work this out if we

just talk about our feelings.

You have spent way too

much time in kindergarten!

Oh, boy.

Class dismissed.

Are you serious?

That's the best thing

you could think of?

It sounded a lot

cooler in my head.

Get out of there, man.

You all right?

You know, I've arrested

a lot of people in my career,

and I gotta say,

you're my favorite.

I am so delighted

to lock your ass up.

And out of curiosity,

did your parents name you

after an ointment or a rash?

Get in the car.

Take him to the house.

Okay. Here you go.

Daddy!

Hey! Agent Reed?

Where is my flash drive?

You're looking for this?

Who's this?

This is Hal.

Hal!

Who the hell is Hal?

Uh, hi. I teach computer lab.

School's out, Agent Reed!

Back to work!

Yes, sir.

Man.

See what I gotta deal with?

Yeah.

Worse than kids.

Yeah.

Hey, do I get a reward

or something?

Get in the car.

Seriously, did you see

that elbow drop?

Get in the car.

Solid!

Agent Reed.

Ahem.

Ooh-la-la.

Mr. Reed,

that's strike three.

Come here!

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David H. Steinberg

David H. Steinberg is a writer, director, and producer for film and television. He wrote the screenplays for American Pie 2, Slackers, National Lampoon's Barely Legal, American Pie Presents: The Book of Love and The Simpsons. more…

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