Kingsman: The Golden Circle Page #8

Merlin!

Have you got eyes

on that location yet?

Soon. The reconnaissance

drone's about an hour away.

Which gives us time

to sort out...

Bollocks, we haven't

time for anything.

I'm leaving now.

With or without you.

Hello!

(GUNS COCKING)

GUARD:
Identify yourself.

My name is Stacey Prewitt.

I'm Ms. Poppy Adams' attorney.

Poppy, you expecting

a lawyer tonight?

Oh, yes. Please send him in.

But don't forget to

reactivate the landmines.

(PROTESTERS CLAMORING)

Good evening, Ms. Adams.

My lawyer is bringing you

the document right now.

Hurry up.

And once you countersign,

it becomes

an executive decree...

and you can't back out,

and then I release the antidote.

Can you give me any assurance

you can get it

out there in time?

And where's it gonna come from?

How long it'll take

to distribute?

I wouldn't worry about that.

I have secure stockpiles...

hidden in every

major city worldwide.

And when I enter

the access code...

my fleet of drones

will distribute

the antidote immediately.

So don't dilly-dally

signin' that document

'cause time is running out.

(laughs)

You dumb b*tch!

You all right?

What was that

phone call you got?

Let's not, Harry.

I don't think

you'd sympathize...

and I'm not really in

the mood for a lecture.

All right.

How about a martini?

For old times' sake?

Yeah, all right.

I had a girlfriend.

I lost her.

And it broke me.

And now,

if this mission fails...

she's gonna die.

I know it's against

Kingsman rules,

having a relationship.

When I was shot...

can you guess

what the last thing was

that flashed through my mind?

It was absolutely nothing.

I had no ties.

No bittersweet memories.

I was leaving nothing behind.

Never experienced

companionship...

never been in love...

and in that moment...

all I felt was loneliness...

and regret.

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

Just know that

having something to lose...

is what makes life worth living.

Now, let's go

and save your girl.

I missed you, Harry.

Gentlemen.

I hate to break up a party.

We're nearly there,

so I suggest we get ready.

Follow me.

Oh, yes.

(GASPING)

Hello, gorgeous.

I'm Jack. What's your name?

How would you like to ride

home on a real cowboy?

I got a six pack

of cold ones on ice

and my roomie's out all night.

So you can scream my name

as loud as you need to, sugar.

I hate to do this to you, Jack.

Who's this pretty lady?

She's dead.

Cops said wrong place,

wrong time.

Hey, honey. I'm heading

to the grocery store.

My name is Poppy Adams.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Ginger.

Goddamn butterfly guy shot me

in the f***ing head.

Why would he do that?

(PANTING)

Well, I'm guessing

you didn't fix him right.

And where the hell is he?

He's on his way to Cambodia

with Eggsy and Merlin.

That's where Poppy's base is.

Eggsy's gonna need backup.

Yes, he is.

Get the Silver Pony

on the runway

and ready to take off.

EGGSY:
Hey, hey.

Looking good, Merlin.

Feeling good, Eggsy.

(CHUCKLES)

Right. This is yours.

That's for you.

Press the "S".

Minesweeper.

Courtesy of Statesman.

EGGSY:
And what about these?

MERLIN:
Careful.

Those are hand grenades.

As discussed...

this is for the endgame.

I'm entrusting it to you.

And I'm entrusting this...

to me.

NEWS ANCHOR 1:
Millions of

Golden Circle victims worldwide...

are now entering

stage three paralysis.

NEWS ANCHOR 2:

In his latest statement...

the president promised

he was doing

everything in his power...

to speed up negotiations

and save lives.

But fears are growing

that for many,

it may soon be too late.

Our thoughts and prayers

are with the victims.

God help us all.

(SOBBING)

HARRY (WHISPERING): Right.

This is where we split up.

Pincer movement.

Merlin, you're with me.

Eggsy, you signal

when we're in position.

(CLICKS)

(BEEPING)

MERLIN:
Don't move.

You move, we die.

Luckily, I have this.

This spray will freeze

the trigger mechanism...

give us a split second.

So on the count of three...

what I want you to...

Merlin!

(PANTING)

Merlin, what the f***

have you done?

Our journey together

began many years ago...

when your father

did the same thing for us.

Our journey began

with a mistake I made.

Give me the can.

That's an order.

Can's empty.

Split second's over.

You two need to get going.

No, no, no.

There's got to be another way.

HARRY:
He's right.

Mission comes first.

Bollocks, mission comes first!

Eggsy!

This is no time for emotion.

Remember your training.

Or we all die.

Now get on with it.

Do as you're told.

Move it!

Go.

It's been an honor.

Good luck.

MERLIN:

Almost heaven

(GUNS COCKING)

West Virginia

Blue Ridge Mountains

Shenandoah River

Poppy, come in.

POPPY:
Roger.

Life is old there

GUARD:
Are you expecting

another lawyer?

Older than the trees

GUARD:
There's

a guy here singing.

Younger than the mountains

Singing?

Blowin' like a breeze

Country roads

Take me home

To the place

I belong

POPPY:
Bring him to me.

West Virginia

Mountain momma

Take me home

Country road

GUARD 2:
Poppy,

we got a situation here.

Country roads

Take me home

To the place I belong

West Virginia

Mountain momma

Take me home

Country roads

(GUARDS GROANING)

POPPY:
Ooh.

He stepped on a land mine.

Can we get somebody out there

to clean that up?

Hello?

(PIANO PLAYING)

(GUNFIRE)

Crap. We're under attack.

Code five. Code five.

You two, off your f***in' asses.

Guard the door.

Sir Elton, stay here.

We're under attack.

(ALARM BLARING)

Is it a rescue attempt?

Might be.

Yes!

(PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE)

ELTON:

Wednesday, Wednesday

Wednesday, Wednesday

Wednesday, Wednesday

Wednesday night's

all right

Hey

Isn't that supposed

to be Saturday?

What day is it today?

Wednesday.

Exactly!

(GROANS)

(GRUNTS)

(BEEPING)

(GRUNTING)

(GROANING)

Elton, just calm down.

F*** you!

(GUARDS YELLING)

GUARD:
Stay there, Elton.

ELTON:
F*** off!

Or I'll f*** you up.

F*** me.

(YELLING)

(GRUNTING)

Holy cow.

Get this out of here. Go!

HARRY:
Eggsy, get the case.

(BEEPING)

You are going to tell me...

what the access code is.

(WHISTLES)

(BULLET CLINKS)

(PANTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GROANS)

(BARKING)

(GROWLING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(PANTING)

(GRUNTS)

(PANTING)

Come on, Jet. Good girl.

(GROANS)

(YELLS)

Motherf***er!

(GROANING)

(GRUNTS)

(PANTING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Get out of the way, Elton.

Stay down.

It's not allowed to hurt me.

Thank you.

(EGGSY WHEEZING)

(SIGHING)

(BEEPING)

(GRUNTING)

(GROANS)

F*** you, Poppy!

F*** you, Poppy!

F*** you, Elton.

Kill Elton John.

F***!

Elton, take the ball.

(CRACKLES)

(GASPS)

(WHIRRING)

(BARKING)

Thank you.

Now, go off and save the world.

If I save the world,

can I have two tickets

to your next concert?

Darling, if you save the world,

you can have a backstage pass.

(GROANING)

F*** you.

Time's up.

F***!

POPPY:
Bennie, Bennie, Bennie!

Get them!

Got it.

(BARKING)

CHARLIE:
Kill him, Bennie!

Here, heel! Heel! Good boy!

Come on!

(GRUNTS)

Rate this script:4.0 / 4 votes