Kingsman: The Golden Circle Page #9

(GROANS)

Give me the code.

No. We're not done yet.

Lucky for you, Charlie...

one of us understands

what it means to be a gentleman.

(PANTING)

Let's make this fair.

(GRUNTING)

(GROANING)

(POWERING DOWN)

Give me the code!

I can't.

Only Poppy knows it.

Well, then you're no use

to me, are you?

For the record, Charlie...

I'm more of a gentleman

than you'll ever be.

But right now, it's time

to drop the gentle bit.

This is for Kingsman.

For my mate Brandon.

For Roxy.

For JB.

And for Merlin.

Good night, bruv.

(NECK SNAPS)

(PANTING)

Hey, fellas.

You're going to

give us the code.

(GASPS) Mmm.

Or what?

'Cause you don't seem like

the kind of gentleman

who would hurt a lady.

Perhaps not.

Call me old-fashioned...

I don't consider genocide

especially ladylike.

Right. Enough small talk.

Give us the code.

Sure.

No. I don't think so.

Ooh!

Ow!

Heroin.

You know, where I come from...

this sh*t you've been peddling's

ruined a lot of lives.

But yours is even more deadly.

But it feels so nice,

it's gonna make you

lower your guard.

Mmm.

Our colleague, Merlin,

may he rest in peace...

managed to synthesize your

horrible little formula...

and speed up its effects.

So I would say you have

just under eight minutes...

before paralysis sets in

and your breathing stops.

But, of course,

you know all about that.

So here's the deal.

You release the antidote worldwide,

and we make sure you get a dose.

I have to give you

the code to live?

Honey, you're so smart.

You should work for me.

Right. Give us the code.

Why not? The decree's getting

signed soon... (SNIFFS)

anyhoo. Um...

It's "Viva las vegan."

Get it?

"Viva las..."

Mmm.

(SLURRING)

Come snuggle with me.

I like you.

(DISTORTED) I don't think

that's terribly likely.

(LAUGHING)

She's OD'd.

You gave her too much.

Did I?

You know, I really don't have

as much experience with all this drug stuff...

as people think.

Better be the right code.

(SIGHS)

"Viva las..."

So?

Don't move, kid.

You try anything funny,

and I'll turn

this thing electric.

Now give up your guns,

fellas. Slide 'em over.

Whiskey.

We are all

on the same side here.

You've had a head injury.

The exact same thing

happened to Harry.

You're havin'

some sort of brain glitch.

Nope. My brain's

all good, kid.

And you know what?

I reckon the same was true for your friend

Harry over here.

Real fine instincts,

I'll give him that.

So stay still...

or I'll dice him up so small,

you can take him

home in a bucket...

and still have room

for what's left

of your buddy, Merlin.

Well, that's just f***ing great.

You're working

for the president?

That a**hole?

(CHUCKLES)

Hell no. It's a matter

of personal principle, agent.

No more drug users.

And the Statesman

share price rockets.

So those are your principles?

Making money?

Our agencies were

founded to uphold peace.

To protect the innocent.

Do you wanna know

who was innocent?

My high school sweetheart.

Love of my life.

Pregnant with my little boy.

He'd be about your age now...

if his mama hadn't got caught

in the crossfire...

when two meth head freaks

decided to rob

a f***ing convenience store.

A world without

those people in it...

sure smells like peace to me.

You break the law...

you pay the price.

Good riddance...

to all of them.

That's why I got

to destroy that case.

Now slide it over,

Agent Galahad.

Thank you.

Do you know what, Harry?

I think he's got a point.

I think it sounds

like a bright idea.

(BEEPS)

(CRACKLING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(GROANS)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(CHOKING)

Put alpha gel on that, d*ckhead.

(LOCK CLICKS)

"Viva las vegan."

(BEEPS)

EGGSY:

This one's for you, Merlin.

It's a day

of worldwide celebration

as millions rejoice...

after they or their loved ones

were saved from death.

(MOTHER SIGHS)

(PARENTS EXCLAIMING)

FEMALE NEWS ANCHOR:

Distribution of The Golden Circle antidote continues...

and field hospitals

are emptying...

as victims return

to their homes tonight, cured.

Come on, Liam. Man, come on.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

(both laughing)

I love you, man!

I love you!

I'm never touching

that sh*t again!

What happened?

Did I miss something?

You sure did.

From now on, Tequila,

I suggest you stick to booze.

FOX:
The president

actively sanctioned

the deaths of hundreds

of millions of people...

and lied to the public.

I am proud to be responsible

for his impeachment...

and I will do everything I can

to ensure a smooth

transition of power.

CHAMP:
In honor

of this historic occasion,

we have purchased...

a distillery in Scotland.

(UNCORKS BOTTLE)

This shows the world...

that Kingsman is now

joining the liquor business.

Before we were cousins.

Now we're brothers,

working side-by-side.

All our resources are now yours.

You can rebuild.

Yeah, y'all shittin'

in high cotton now.

(CHUCKLES)

(CLINKS BOTTLE)

Agent Tequila,

this is a formal occasion...

where's your tie and jacket?

Sorry, sir.

Maybe the Kingsman boys

can dress you properly.

To our union!

ALL:
To our union!

(SNIFFLING)

Final order of business...

we would be honored

if one of you would be

our new Agent Whiskey.

Yeah, this two Galahad thing

is just f***ing confusing.

(BOTH STUTTERING)

Well, I'm very honored...

Champ...

I'd like to throw

my hat in the ring.

All right!

Statesmen, the vote.

Looks like she's in.

Have a seat.

(CHUCKLES)

To Agent Whiskey!

Agent Whiskey!

Cheers!

Are you sure

I don't look like a dick?

Look in the mirror.

What do you see?

Someone who can't believe

what the f*** is going on.

(SIGHS)

I see a man who is honorable...

brave...

loyal...

who's fulfilled

his huge potential.

A man who's done

something good with his life.

I owe you everything, Harry.

Thank you.

Don't mention it.

You ready?

Not a doubt in my mind.

(ALL CHEERING)

HARRY:
As one of our

founding Kingsman once said...

this is not the end.

It is not even the beginning

of the end.

But it is, perhaps,

the end of the beginning.

Yeah!

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