Kismet Love Paisa Dilli Page #3

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Tell anything.

Anything? - Yes.

You are taking so much time.

Don't feel shy.

What's the price?

68 rupees. - What?

Oh no! Has it increased again?

Look, it's written over there.

Are you giving gold through these pipes?

Here take it.

10 crores. - What?

I've decided.

Price for one night will be 10 crores.

Wow my friend. You are

roaming around with a helicopter.

Brother, brother, look,

sister-in-law in the taxi.

Oh yes, let's go, let's go.

Let Cupid bless me today

and I'll turn Mohan's house..

..into Mohan-jodaro.

Be victorious.

But do you have

protection? - No, my friend.

Doesn't matter I'll use polythene.

Take it. Enjoy! - Oh!

Just check the expiry date.

Situ, you are my true brother.

Tonight will be in your name.

Yes ma'am.

One ticket for Lajpat

Nagar please. - Sure ma'am.

Like any other guy my

weakness was also girls.

But fate had planned

something different that night.

Hello there.

Look mister, you are

following me from the hotel.

Stop chasing me

and get going from here..

..before I do anything to you.

Ouch!

Your bag.

What happened? Why are you laughing?

No, why did you have to do all this?

What did I do?

We've seen in films that the

girl lashes out at the guy first..

..and then slips and

falls in order to bring him close.

What nonsense is this?

Okay, doesn't matter.

But Delhi is not a safe

place for beautiful girls at night.

Come on I'll drop you. - What nonsense!

Madam, listen to me.

Excuse me sir.

Sir that guy is disturbing me a lot.

And that's why..

..I got trapped because of

that loser, frustrated, gay girl.

In that bogie of the last

metro at 11:
40 God had sent..

..the love letter of my death

through the gorgeous girl in sari..

..because He knew that I would

take it if the girl gives it to me.

Hey stop! Stop! Hey!

Stop!

You cannot escape.

Come on. - Yes sir.

Where did the scoundrel escape?

You go there. -

Yes sir. - You come here.

Oh!

I'm talking to you.

Hey you Phantom!

Get down the bus is going to the depot.

You are going to

stop at Lajpatnagar depot.

I'll get down there, uncle.

I'll take it to your house.

Are you my relative?

Get down. - Oh!

Look, I'll take out the rod. - Oh no!

I'll hit you. Get down!

Auto! Stop! Stop!

Brother, Lajpatnagar.

Take extra money.

Oh no!

Sir! - Yes Dhondiyal.

Sir, there is a problem.

The boy has escaped from the station.

Dhondoiyal if you cannot get

that guy then you'll commit suicide..

..at my hands. - Sir, I..

And listen; find out the

girl he was chasing. - Okay sir.

Inform your mobile vans.

If you are unable to catch them

Dhondiyal I'll cut all your three legs.

Sir..

Three legs?

Oh no!

Sir, veg cheese grilled sandwich.

Delivery boy, Good Luck bakery.

Do you have a watch with you?

What? Yes, yes.

Keep it inside.

Keep it inside the box.

When you don't know how to

see time why have you worn it?

You are an hour late.

We won't eat it now.

Guddu! - Yes master.

Close the shutter.

"Happy birthday to you!""

"Happy birthday to you!""

"Happy birthday to dear, dear..""

Mr. Captain.- "..to Mr. Captain""

"Happy birthday to you!""

Happy birthday to you Mr. Captain.

Happy birthday.

Sweeten brother's mouth.

Master if you are done

then I will close the shop.

Mr. Choudhury he thinks that

we had come here to eat sweets.

Look, we have come from

so far let us loot the shop.

No sir, I'll be ruined. I'll be ruined.

I'm not looting you but just the shop.

Allow us to loot it.

No, no, I've small kids, I'll be ruined.

He is not going to agree so easily.

Mr. Captain.

Tell me one thing.

The government has

been looting you for so long.

Have you said anything? No.

No problem.

Milk has become

expensive, sugar has become expensive.

They are looting you on daily basis.

Have you said anything?

No problem.

And today four good guys

have come to celebrate my birthday..

..then you have problem.

When he does it you

call it tax and when we do it..

..you call it robbery.

I have problem!

Wow Mr. Captain!

You've solved the problem.

He seems to be insulting us.

Increase your score.

What's my score? - 91.

At least a century

is needed on a birthday.

Will you break your ears?

No sir. Forgive me. - Yes! - But..

Hey you scoundrel!

May your mother die, father die.

You scoundrel!

I'm near Monalisa Dhaba.

I'm in problem.

Come soon. Please.

You take lot of tension. Chill.

It's a police matter.

Brother Tarun is SHO of

the CP police station. - Really?

Even if you had committed

murder your brother would've saved you.

What are you saying? - Do one thing.

Don't get caught by the

police tonight and don't go home.

But father?

I'll call your father and tell

him that you are with me. - Okay, fine.

Go to Mohan's place at Munirka.

Go there and chill.

Pick up a girl from the road.

Why? What happened? - Nothing.

You are the perfect

medicine for tension. - Hello, hello.

Situ, hello.

Have you died?

Oh no the battery!

Sir, we had decided

on 7000 for each item.

Now you are talking of 5000.

How does this lipstick look on me?

Why are you asking me?

Ask the person who is going to eat it.

They are not the ones from G.B road.

They are of

A-grade quality. Pretty pack.

Give onions. - Okay sir.

Go and give them onions and salad.

Yes sir, 7000.

Look. - What? There

Hrithik Roshan. - Where? - Oh my!

Will I get auto here?

You get parathas here and not auto.

Okay.

Oh my! She is such a gorgeous girl!

Is there an auto or taxi stand nearby?

I don't know.

Do one thing.

Go and check this girl.

Find out from where she is coming.

Go.

Excuse me! Hello!

Why are you not stopping?

I've recognized you Mr. hello there.

Look, I'm not chasing you now.

You've come after me now.

You are sticking on me now.

Hope you haven't

brought those goons with you.

Actually the man is following me.

Who?

Hello, Pramod speaking.

He got scared. Scoundrel!

Thank you. - Welcome.

Shall I say something to you?

You shouldn't move

around alone at night.

Perhaps you don't

know that a man roaming..

..at night in Delhi is a hunter.

Really? - Yes.

Then who are you?

Me?

I'm the protector.

I've set out on a

mission to change Delhi.

I'm Lavina. - Okay.

My name Lokesh, Lokesh Duggal.

Friends call me Lucky.

Hello! - Hello!

By the way it's good

both of us have L initials.

Lokesh, Lavina.

Today's day is very bad for me.

I missed the metro and

am not getting an auto too.

I'm also feeling cold.

You are feeling cold?

Then what?

You are wearing such

a thick a jacket not me.

You are right.

It is quite warm.

Let's do one thing.

Let's go to the inn over

there for a cup of hot tea.

It'll make you feel warm and

you'll also get an auto somewhere near.

Shall we go? - Okay.

Let's go.

Where do you stay?

Elisa Girls' Hostel. - Oh no!

Lajpatnagar? - Yeah.

Strange.

There is the

Ganodara medical Store, right?

Come right from there,

the third house, pink color.

That is my house.

Opposite to Uttam Batora's shop.

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