Kismet Love Paisa Dilli Page #4

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The momo seller is

also there, he is my friend.

Many girls from your college come there.

To eat momos.

Really?

Then you too must be

a frequent visitor there.

To eat momos.

No, no. I don't go.

You too Ms. Lavina.

He becomes momos and

gets into their mouths.

He needs to be pulled out.

Ms. Lavina.

This is my first

experience of missing the last metro.

Yours? - Mine too.

I've a show here after 4

days. - Really? - Thank you.

And I'll have to take

the last metro from here.

Really.

If you miss that one then

call this freelance protector.

Of course.

What shall I bring for you sir?

Bring two hot piping tea

and two special Monalisa parathas.

Add extra onions to them.

What is this?

Nothing just rose water.

My eyes hurt a bit. For them.

Where are you from?

Dehradun.

Dehradun is a wonderful place.

I've heard two things are famous there.

One is Mall Road and

the second is the Bell House.

If the item is on road then

what will happen in the Bell house?

Everything will happen on road.

Oh my!

Lavina, sit here.

Now we cannot see her legs.

This guy has covered it up.

Don't worry, get my x-ray glasses.

Take it.

Here, hot tea.

Oh my!

Someone is going to

die at my hands today.

What can you see brother? Tell me.

Don't disturb an

English movie is going on.

Shut up you cheap morons!

I wish to get inside

the blanket of your English.

Lavina, ignore

them. They are cheap people.

We won't argue with them.

Come on, let's go. Let's go.

Is our mouth very dirty?

We also use an English brush.

Chotu, keep the change.

Let's follow the item.

There is no use

arguing with such cheap people.

Hey you boy, give the tape.

Which tape, brother? Which tape?

Hey! Don't act smart.

Quietly take out the tape.

What are you doing? - Take out the tape.

Leave him! Leave him!

What are you doing

brother? Leave my jacket. Which tape?

What do you want?

Is there anyone? Please help!

Bring four more parathas.

Someone please help!

Let's go to help the girl.

They are molesting the girl.

Let it be. You couldn't save yourself.

What can you do for her?

He is not going to

listen in this way. - Leave!

Leave!

Police!

Check him. Check. - Police!

Oh no! Close the door.

Give the tape. - Police!

Run! Run! - Police!

We'll see him later. - But..

Come on I'll tell you. - But,

police.. - Come on I'll tell you.

Hey auto, auto, auto.

Stop! Stop! Stop! -

Auto! - Stop! - Auto. Auto. Auto.

Bloody hell! - Oh no!

What's going on Lokesh?

Who were those people?

Which tape were they talking about?

I don't know those crazy people.

But you were with me today.

So they were spared.

I just had to make one

call and Delhi would've changed.

But I've seen their faces.

They don't know that I work for NSVP.

National Students Vidya

Parishad and the President..

..treats me like his brother.

Not India's President but the party's.

India's President

will also respect me one day.

I won't come with you

unless you tell me the truth.

I swear on you, I'm

telling you the truth.

Then why did you run from the police?

Oh no! I'll tell you. Come on.

So, this is my strange story.

Meaning?

It means when this

happens then this is the outcome.

Meaning?

It means that when this

happens then this become like this.

What nonsense are you speaking Lokesh?

So you didn't know

the girl with the letter?

Not at all.

I don't know from

where she came to dig my grave.

The last metro was fateful for me.

She just cut me off.

Now that you are telling the

truth tell the truth about the tape too.

I feel that there is a

double role related to that tape.

The Ram and Shyam type.

Shyam commits all the crimes

and it's Ram who suffers for them.

Ram-Shyam.

You are damn funny Lokesh.

Ram-Shyam. Sins.

You are really great Lucky.

You will impregnate her with your words.

Let's go. Oh no!

Oh no! Even these are empty.

I don't feel we'll get any auto today.

It seems difficult to reach

home in this condition, isn't it?

Oh god!

My heels are killing me.

My legs are hurting a lot.

Really?

I've a friend called Mohan.

His house in Munirka.

Let's go and take rest in his house.

We'll get a metro in the morning, right?

He is marriage

material and I'm a protector too.

I hate such decent girls.

Okay.

Mr. Captain.

What happened, Mr. Captain?

This is the respect that I get, right?

This is the respect

that I have in your eyes.

You'll steal a penny

on your Captain's birthday.

It's my 33rd birthday. 33rd.

I had committed more

thefts on my 9th birthday.

I did not give this

vehicle on rent today thinking that..

..I'll celebrate by

birthday with grandeur and loot Delhi.

You all are happy with petty thefts.

You are happy sealing sweets.

Shall I celebrate my

birthday with 10 rupee notes?

Mr. Captain.

Your birth is a gift for us.

For me for Bhati

brother for Mr. Choudhury.

Today is Captain's birth anniversary.

Mr. Captain tomorrow's

newspaper will carry the news of..

..your birthday celebrations

and not that of Mahatma Gandhi.

Yes.

Come on Mr. Captain.

Everything is left for you.

The entire night is left.

Delhi is full of

bounties. Sit inside the car.

Keep quiet and go. - Yes.

Go! - Yeah.

I'll manage something.

Guggu.

Wait!

Guggu, go.

What's there in this box?

Sir, nothing.

He slapped me very hard, uncle.

Even damaged my ear drums.

He also ate all the pizzas.

Uncle, uncle.

Uncle, stop!

Uncle, spare my Guggu.

I've made the mistake.

Punish me.

I'm punishing you, my nephew.

First you destroyed the cake,

then the sandwich and now the pizza.

I'll definitely recover them.

I'll sell the tape now.

If you incur further losses

I'll break this bike and sold it off.

You'll come back to your cycle status.

Don't talk; don't

talk about status, uncle.

I've saved every hard

earned penny to buy my Guggu.

My Guggu is my pride, uncle.

Please spare my Guggu, uncle.

If you wish you can sell my kidney.

I'll sell your kidney too.

Let the time come.

If you mess up the Chattarpur

delivery then I'll sell your kidney too.

Move aside.

I lost my ears and you your voice.

We are facing one

trouble after another today.

I don't know which area is this.

The mobile battery is also dead.

You at least have your mobile.

My one lost its

life in the road side inn.

I don't know where we got trapped.

You know I am dying to go to the loo.

Why do you girls feel the

urge to go to bathroom so often?

Bathroom!

And that too at such a strange time.

Shut up!

Hi He-man!

Hello Lavina! - Hi!

Has this lovely couple come

out for a night walk at this time?

No sir.

Actually we were

going to Lajpatnagar and..

..we got no auto so..

Oh! If you both

want I can drop you there.

But there is a small stop before that.

Is it fine with you?

Hello there. - Hi!

Shall I sit here?

Sorry.

It's fine.

You've sat on the gent's seat.

Rohit where will we go first?

We are going to Bamby's party.

Hi Rohit! - Hi Christy!

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