Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Page #10

Synopsis: A petty thief posing as an actor is brought to Los Angeles for an unlikely audition and finds himself in the middle of a murder investigation along with his high school dream girl and a detective who's been training him for his upcoming role...
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Shane Black
Actors: Robert Downey Jr., Val Kilmer, Michelle Monaghan, Corbin Bernsen
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  5 wins & 16 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.6
Metacritic:
72
Rotten Tomatoes:
85%
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Year:
2005
103 min
$4,200,000
Website
473 Views

I'm trying to wrap up the movie...

...and leave the people

with a message.

I've got a message for you.

Get your feet off my f***ing desk.

Sorry. I work for Perry now.

- And stop narrating.

- Obviously.

That's it.

Please stay for the end credits.

If you're wondering who the best boy is,

it's someone's nephew.

Don't forget to validate your parking.

For all of you good people

in the Midwest...

...sorry we said "f***" so much.

- Say good night.

- Thanks again.

Now, go. Vanish.

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Shane Black

Shane Black (born December 16, 1961) is an American screenwriter, director, producer, and actor. He wrote such late 1980s and early 1990s action movie hits as Lethal Weapon (1987) and made his directorial debut with the film Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005). His acting credits include Predator (1987). more…

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