Kisses and Caroms Page #4

Synopsis: In California, Zack owns the "Breakingtime Billiards", a store that sells pool tables and game room supplies. He works with his girlfriend Jennifer; the sexy seller Tara; the installer of pool tables and best friend, the wolf David, and his idiot assistant Eddie. After having a threesome arranged by Jen with Tara, Zach breaks up his relationship with Jen, in spite of her bringing him up all the time. He tells his sexual experience to David while Jen asks for an advice to her psychologist Dr. Bob Johnson in his radio show. Along the day and after the visit of many peculiar clients, Zack concludes that Jen is his dream girl.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Vincent Rocca
Production: Poverty Works
 
IMDB:
4.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
40%
R
Year:
2006
81 min
Website
35 Views


What is it about Dr Bob?

It sounded like they looked opinion,

your back.

To the radio call and angry at

me, is not the right way.

That f***ing b*tch!

- Is that so?

Yes sure!

What did he say?

Nothing really,

he would not talk to her ...

He was afraid that she

would violate privacy.

Why would he do that?

- It sounded as if they saw him regularly.

Damn, she sees him still?

- Apparently

Did he say anything else?

- I put the radio off then.

Silence is better

companion, than Dr. Bob.

Probably,

that you had forgotten.

I can not believe it!

-Let it go man, let it go ...

World forum lession makes the best billiard tables.

- What makes them better?

Hard wood

thickness 2.5 cm ...

And, Tara ...

What does a DNA mix ...

Works opening that really you?

Surprisingly a lot.

One of the days you fall also.

Look this is what search

but.

Give your all as please,

David, f*** me. Yes! Yes!

Never ... of my life!

- Why do you say that?

The only reason you want me

entertainment. Because you can.

No, no, there is only than that.

I love you!

My hole.

- Yes, I love your hole.

David ...

... I like you.

You are a dear boy.

But you're just a zero!

- What?

You have a diploma unversiteits

for engineers ...

... And you work here,

pool tables installing.

You play a game as income.

Yes, but I do what I like to do.

- Me too.

You're just too scared for the world

to explore, and a little of your life.

Instead, try your panties

girls touching ...

What is the opposite,

above me, Suck me.

Yes, but keep dreaming.

Enter your balls

a holiday?

Yes, I call to ask if you

I have video search.

He mentions, hairy p*ssy

and the leg of the Magi.

What? The i is a cat and dog

movie for my children.

Yes, okay.

- They are 1 and 2 years.

I come along.

What are you doing here so early?

- Small was not home.

We have waited ...

... I got a ticket between

the door down.

I have yet to Johnson,

So I'm here.

What is it about those people?

They knew you were coming.

Break Time Billiards.

The boys were just there.

I just look at the calendar.

No, no we can

not immediately returned.

We can next

Send week.

The regret with

but we are fully booked.

Then you have a day

leave your work,

I wish I could do something.

You know what, I even talk with my instalateur

and see what I can do, wait a minute.

Why do you think?

- What do I do?

They wait a week.

- The pot with them.

They make it difficult, why would

we are not allowed to do with them?

Aha, I see, said the man who

Mr and saw opraapte.

It is blind.

But you come back in the neighborhood.

I've just spoken

my instalateur,

EXT week is real,

the earliest.

I really am sorry,

I wish I could.

Okay, so I rule that.

, We can go home

even stop at the video store?

No problem.

Where is your car?

- This is home.

A speed penalty?

... His whole pay it.

Not true.

- How many fines have you been?

Okay, six but the police want me

first just balls.

And the other 2?

- That is my fault.

So you got the other four because

Eddy poor hate the cops.

Something.

When I rode a 120km / h. ..

... I just followed the rest,

and he let me stop.

I opened the window and asked,

what did I do wrong?

he behaved like a scoundrel,

Paper.

And I asked why.

Because you drove too fast.

And I say, I rode as fast as the rest,

and he says that is stupid.

That's just nonsense.

And his partner was on the other

side, pulled his gun ...

Like I was doing something.

Eddie!

Want to know how a

can avoid a penalty?

How?

The next time they make you stop

probably tomorrow,

And the agent comes to your window,

you must say.

Ready, Eddie?

Note,

You look at the cop and you say ...

Excuse me officer,

I'm a dick.

No way!

- No, I mean it.

Excuse me officer,

I'm a dick.

I do not know what I thought

I was not allowed to drive fast.

I'm a dick.

Excuse me

I see said the blind which

hammer and saw opraapte.

No, it works!

has saved me several times.

This is what the cops

actually say to you.

They have all day to stop cars ...

And they are tired to hear "I have

not done, that I was not "...

But they really want you

Just as an a**hole ...

... And you say that it was.

But that should not.

But if you say you are an a**hole

and admit you were wrong ...

They are so relieved that someone

responsibility for his actions ...

... they let you go.

Besides its agents

always high on their power,

so if you apologize enough

they feel like

lawyers and judges

They could not be

because they were stupid.

That is super, I have to remember as

I have a friend call.

That you should do.

Who ordered erMooby's?

- I have done.

I love Mooby!

Mooby When started,

pizzas to deliver?

About a month ago.

Do you eat?

No, I have Eddie off the

porno palace ...

And on the way home I still

Dr. Johnson quit.

Did you do not need me?

- Easy job.

And what about the cafe?

- What is it?

We speak then?

I do not know.

I'll call you.

I have a cheqeu needed.

- No problem.

This is Steve,

I go to lunch.

Wait, what with your pizza?

- I have ordered for you.

If you come along later?

- Probably not.

I go in billiards.

- You leave me too?

Wil the poor child,

not just food?

No, but if a customer is

disturbing my lunch.

Okay then, I will be with you meeeten

Only for customers.

Why do they

with snul?

Why do you call him a snul?

- That he is.

Zach is jealous.

- Not True.

He looks just

a snul off.

I find him really sexy.

I find him a snul.

How can you be jealous?

I'm not.

- Oh come on.

Yesterday they had to watch

how you took me,

And now you're here to basically jealous,

because they host a lunch.

I'm not.

You very challenges.

If you would like to hyaar so,

why do you do with it broken?

That is complicated.

That is all.

Well ...?

- Well what?

It's like a tooth

attract to you!

Do you love her?

- Of course, we were also 2 years together.

If you love her,

what is the problem?

Well ...

You have of life enjoyed.

I think so.

So if you want to bind

Do you know if he or she is the true ...

That is where I think,

whether a he or she is.

I know not,

I am like you or David.

I have not had vrijgellenleven.

For Jen, I had not

often dating ...

I had had a baby, and after

a year, they dumped me.

I once had a date,

but that was it.

None wanted sexfeestjes,

No orgies, no!

This has nothing

face!

If the length is true,

I know.

I will know.

Not because I have so many

people have been,

But I will feel,

inside.

I know when I

'm in love.

And I am sure that if you to

David asks, he will say the same.

I doubt it.

No. Really.

I do not date in order to better

, in finding the one.

Or in the search for him.

Meanwhile,

I entertained me.

I know it

not hear.

What can we know?

You love her.

That is all there is to know.

And she is,

prepare to share.

You can not have more, You know how many

men in place you would want to be?

You see a delicious cake

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