Kisses and Caroms Page #5

Synopsis: In California, Zack owns the "Breakingtime Billiards", a store that sells pool tables and game room supplies. He works with his girlfriend Jennifer; the sexy seller Tara; the installer of pool tables and best friend, the wolf David, and his idiot assistant Eddie. After having a threesome arranged by Jen with Tara, Zach breaks up his relationship with Jen, in spite of her bringing him up all the time. He tells his sexual experience to David while Jen asks for an advice to her psychologist Dr. Bob Johnson in his radio show. Along the day and after the visit of many peculiar clients, Zack concludes that Jen is his dream girl.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Vincent Rocca
Production: Poverty Works
 
IMDB:
4.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
40%
R
Year:
2006
81 min
Website
35 Views


and you can still eat?

This is a part of it.

- Part of what?

I love Jen.

She is great.

It has everything for me.

She does things that

they do not want to do ...

Just because they

I can do.

What happens if I stay with Jen?

What if we other chicks

Discuss in our bed to ...

And I'll know that I'm one of

other rather see Jen ...

I would leave her.

I will not call.

I want her not to

This hurt.

It was so good to let me

f*** with other chicks.

So I will continue, but I'm in love

one of those other girls ...

And I know that Jen is not

person that I want

I will be unhappy,

And I will not.

That happen in life.

If you like to see Jen,

And I am sure ...

Will your hair always like

still see.

And if you still love word

one of those other chicks,

Then Jen was not true.

But if you walk away ...

But if you leave her

Are you perhaps never more love,

and you miss your only chance at true love.

Well, it's Friday, So, you go me

not pay for my advice.

Am I what men

their monthly collections.

Bye, Max.

How are you?

Well.

Can I help you?

I am looking for a pool table.

Hello?

No, I got her phone,

and they mine. Who is this?

Hello?

The phone of the female.

How groo ...

Steil, the table?

Who called her Alicia?

- Is that strange?

Excuse me.

Alicia, I just got phone

a guest who came to see, Who was that?

What do you

I do not know?

You would need to know

whom you would call.

Carry me back?

Is that so?

B*tch!

It is that guy on TV,

is not it?

Good.

How was your lunch?

Well.

Did you tell him about us?

- What?

You're mad at me, because

I told David,

But you call it to honor radio,

and you pay your heart against Dr. Bob?

I said sorry.

No, you have only excused,

because you had proven wrong.

It was hypocritical of you

a row to start

Especially 5 minutes after you

called the radio!

You know what? F*** you!

Stupid bastard!

I said that the

me sorry!

Turn my words!

It was you, who

called the radio!

I said sorry to me.

Only because I was right!

No, because I love you!

I called only to the radio because I have a way

was looking for us to return to his!

You said to David,

to create.

Only to create

That is a nonsense,

I'm so good for you.

So good for you, and you want

2 years disposal

Just for other

chicks to f***?

I leave it even, I say that you

may do so even with me there,

and that's not good

enough for you!

Who care for this store

When your grandfather died, and you

a whole week was crying?

Who care for you?

That was me.

And the time, you stupid drunk

came home and fart in your pants?

Who cared for and

washed you?

That was me!

That was me.

damn.

Yes, can I help you?

Who's there?

- It's David!

F*** me monkey!

F*** me monkey!

F*** me monkey!

F*** me monkey!

You bastard!

Dick.

F***ing children.

I go to hiernasst, in order to send

- Good.

You should not play.

- Who does not?

From me.

- And who are you?

The owner of this store.

- And then?

So you can not play!

Kiss my balls?

- What did you say.

He said, kiss my balls!

- Your kissing balls, but that of my kiss.

Lick my hole,

Vagina fart.

You forgot your

notebook ...

Let me laugh.

Stupid kids, no respect.

I'll immediately.

How does ...

I chalk necessary

green please.

What is that?

- What do you mean?

Why are you naked?

- I lost a wedding shelf.

Come ...

I mean, say that again?

We chalk this need.

For the billiard tables.

And with a salary schoonhied that the loser,

chalk had to get naked.

And they made me ...

So here I am.

Was she beautiful, blond about as big?

- Yes, and hot too.

I had her once

want to see naked.

Did they look like?

Wow, you know her.

Is blue right?

No, it must be green

that.

Can you move?

They are right on your dick.

Sorry, part of the

wedding shelf.

$ 5.36.

There is $ 4.95.

$ 5.36 with VAT.

What now?

What kind of sick bastards are you?

Where is he?

The naked guy?

- No, fool!

You instalateur.

Where is he?

At home I suppose.

David, Are you?

- No, of course not.

Dr. Bob!

- Where is he?

I have his cell phone number,

I can call him.

Well, let him

come here.

But let us remain rational ..

I will call him,

but first let the gun bags

Why not just call him, then

Stitch this gun if your nose ...

I can blow your ass!

Good.

Can I phone deal.

No.

You give him the phone!

NOW!

It is well, Jen.

Just the phone.

Now, B*tch!

There is no reason

hostile to doing.

Okay, Now, B*tch.

Hello?

David?

What is it?

Dude, you have to come directly.

- Why?

Dr. Bob is here for you.

Verd Ommen score who drove me crazy

his house, with a double loop.

Yes, he is now here.

- Is everything okay with you?

Listen, dick, make that

you are here!

You get 10 minutes. Are you

or not you call the cops ...

Shoot me your friends ...

overturned!

Not us.

Hey Bob, Easy,

We have done nothing.

We are okay,

We are no threat.

Why are we not back,

where we can talk?

No!

Listen Bob, if someone comes

and you can see, we get problems.

And you do not want

problems, do you?

No.

- Okay, easy.

We go quietly back,

where we can all ziten.

Calm down.

That is good,

Calm down.

That is strange.

Why do not you sit?

- Do not play games with me!

I am a psychologist, you know?

- It is well, easy.

So play with

my feet.

I am the best

my box!

That I mean.

Do you want to wager

for David?

He f***ed my wife.

- And they him.

You call her a whore?

No, certainly not.

What she is ok ...

... They f*** all.

I caught her

ever with Pedro ..

Bitched!

He was a good

gardener too.

But you love her, right?

- Yes.

And when you want it, right?

- Yes.

So, you will not do

Is not it?

No.

Why do not you go home,

And make good on her back ...

And we forget what happened.

- Because it is a whore!

Maybe she is not.

Did you ever want to love,

with another woman?

My secretary, Janice.

Have you ever

tell your wife?

Maybe they do is sit.

Maybe you should agree

try to swing?

What?

For some people,

works.

That way you can

stay together, like each other ...

You share only your bed.

With love.

And others.

That is an idea.

Sure is.

Hang me for a ride?

Are you crazy?

Take your advice to him,

You've told me to dump him.

You said trios,

the work of the devil are.

... And that he would burn in hell

if he slept with others ...

His divine rights,

here on earth would lose.

Ask who it is.

Who's there?

David.

Come inside.

Relax!

Close the door!

It is in order,

put the gun away.

Kiss my balls!

Bastard!

You f***ed my wife.

My beautiful wife.

Bastard, how could you?

How can walk in the life of

a man, and verkloot?

I would have to kill you,

bastard!

Call the cops!

- Where is the phone?

Call also suddenly to the press,

Tell them what a hoerekot this is

Tell them that Tara Jackson

Professional billiards player,

Your head is whore.

- What?

I know all about you.

I know you two,

Bisexual are ...

And you guys together sex

with him.

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