Kitten Bowl Page #11

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Bengals trailing the Cedar

Cove Cougars, seventeen

to thirteen. Beth.

Right now let's take a

moment to check in with a

special guest. She owns

some of the most amazing

restuarants in the world.

She stars in the Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills and she's a

real animal lover too. Of course

I'm talking about Lisa

Vanderpump. Hey Lisa.

Hey Beth.

Thanks for having me. As

you know Ken and I are

passionate about helping

those in need. And there

are millions of cats that

need our help. Up to eight

million cats a year ago

into shelter and

nearly half of those are

euthanized. That's just

way too many. So if you're

inspired by any of these kittens

to get a cat,

please visit a shelter

or donate what you can.

You'll be saving a life

and you'll be bringing more

cuteness to the world and

that's something we all

need. Thank you.

Thanks for sharing Lisa

and thank you so much for

joining us. Alright back

to you John and Renee.

Thanks, Beth. We're

back for the fourth quarter of

what is proving to be an epic

match between the North

Shore Bengals and the

Cedar Cove Cougars.

John, the Bengals need to

get some offense going

here in the fourth. This

Cougar team is ready

to unleash.

Crazy Legs

has the ball on the far

sideline and he knows what

to do.

John, I think his nose,

knows something smells fishy.

Dandy Dalton with the

ball. Stoic.

Ferrell Owens seems

distracted by a teammate.

And Manti Meow

flies in from the goal post

Hairy Rice really

scratching for every inch.

You know John, cats

are great climbers, but

they can't climb down a

pole head first. They have

to back down.

Well the Cougars are

not gonna back down here. They

know how much is at stake.

What I like is the

no-cuddle offense. You know what

I mean?

They certainly

aren't cuddling. These

kittens are well

rested and ready to play.

Dandy Dalton

taking a time out of his

own. Has really been

cleaning up in this game.

That's a penalty.

Excessive cuteness right there.

Too cute.

Sure.

We need to take a

break from all this cuteness.

More to come when we return.

Beth.

Who will be our first ever

Kitten Bowl champion? Will

it be the Cedar Cove

Cougars? Or the North

Shore Bengals? Find

out when we return.

Alright I am here with my

friend Kelly Rutherford

who is a big animal lover.

Okay, Kitten Bowl, what

do you think?

Oh my. This is the cutest

thing I've ever seen.

I just found out

that tabbies, I knew that

black cats have a hard

time in shelters getting

adopted, but the second

least likely type to get

adopted are tabbies.

Oh, they're so cute. Why?

I have a little

tabby myself. I guess

because they're considered

ordinary. But I find

them to be spectacular.

Black cats and tabbies are

some of my personal favorites.

Absolutely.

Of these kittens here who

would you um, take home for the

kids?

I wouldn't be able

to decide. They're all so

cute. I've been looking at each

one. They're beautiful. I think

I'm falling in love.

Look what I learned how to

do. Look at this.

They love it. Between the

shoulder blades

Oh my goodness.

They just like that. Down.

I wish somebody could do

that to me.

I know, isn't that the

cutest? And then you could kiss

the bellies.

Aw. Mosh shmooka looka.

And they start purring.

Awe. So cute.

Kelly I want to

thank you for being here.

Thank you for having me.

So much fun. Alright,

let's um, send us back to John

and Renee.

And joining us in the

booth is the world famous Reg.

Regis Philbin. Well Reg

you know how close this

game is. Who do, who do

you like? The Cougars or

the Bengals?

Right now I like the

Bengals. Boy they are frisky

aren't they. Good runners.

Good runners they are, Reg.

And these two

teams are purring to go

here. Each really clawing

for victory.

Dan Furrino looks to make a play

here.

Wow.

Pouncing on Snowball. He's

really showing his

teeth here, John.

Penalty. Biting.

First down.

The energy has reached an all

time high here. We're at a

fever pitch as Meowshawn

Lynch makes a move downfield.

What a stop by Crazy Legs.

And the Dandy Man recovers the

ball quickly after that

ferocious hit. He's at the

ten marching downfield.

What a pass to Snowball and he

gets in for the score.

Touchdown, Bengals.

Now they'll try

the extra point. Ferrell

Owens reaching his stride

and up on the goal post

It's good!

Putting the

Bengals up twenty to

seventeen. It looks like

Ferrel Owens has settled

down for a midfield nap.

Ferrell better

wake up this game so no

snoozer.

With time ticking down it looks

like the Bengals are

employing the no-cuddle

offense.

The Cougars

utilizing the wildcat

offense great play call by coach

Mike Catca.

And it pays off.

Touchdown, Cougars.

I like the

Cougars right now. They

look like they're alive.

Like they want to win.

They're gonna win. Cougars

all the way.

Now they'll try the

extra point. And it's good.

And the score the

Cedar Cover Cougars,

twenty-four. The North

Shore Bengals, twenty.

And here's the kickoff.

Nobody seems too

interested in the ball,

John. I wonder if

catnip is to blame here.

Oh boy, John. This

is downright cutie-rific.

Penalty. Illegal

cuddling. First down.

Illegal cuddling.

Albeit one of the more

favorable penalties to get,

Snowball makes the Cougars pay

for treating him like the

little spoon.

That cat cradles the ball.

Like a cat burglar.

He swipes the ball.

Yes. And swats it

away.

Oh. Gosh.

Snowball

cradling the ball looking

to pass or to fall asleep.

It's hard to tell.

The Bengals almost got into the

end zone but stopped just short.

Alright,

this is it. After hours of

tough play, one of these

teams is about to become

our very first ever Kitten

Bowl champion. Who's it

gonna be? Find out when we

return. Even though all of

our kittens are winners

today, you at home can go

online and vote for your

favorite kitten for the

Most

Valuable Kitten. To vote

go to

Facebook.com/HallmarkChannel

Welcome

back to the final seconds

of the first ever Kitten

Bowl. Let's find out which

team can scratch

out a victory today.

Tensions are reaching

their peak here guys.

Its a cat-lamity here at

Hallmark Channel Stadium.

And the kitten is

in the audience. He's up

in the stands.

Look at him.

These two teams are

locked in a stand off and

emotions are running very high.

Ouch, a nasty

play by Ferrell Owens.

Penalty. Illegal

use of the paws. First down.

Didn't Ferrell ever learn to

keep his paws to himself?

And here we are in the final

seconds of the game. With

the Bengals down by four

they really need a score.

The action on the

field is intense.

The Bengals are striving for

some offense, but the

Cougars' defense is really

playing them tough.

Don't speak too

soon, Renee. Snowball

making a charge.

John, Snowball has come

back from his early game injury

to be a real force in this game.

Look at him go past the fifty,

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