Kitten Bowl Page #10

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Wow. I'm gonna

guess, I'm gonna guess thirty.

You're right again.

Am I right?

You're two for two.

They can run fast.

You're two for two.

Alright let's just give you a

member from each team.

Another one. Okay.

Just to say hello.

Okay.

His climb... he's just

uber cute.

Aww. Let's

going on buddy.

Okay. What percentage of

the day does a cat groom

sixty percent.

The answer

is thirty percent.

Okay wow.

I was shocked. I would

have thought fifty, fifty. It's

really no...

Yeah. Every time you look

at a cat he's either sleeping

or grooming.

Yeah.

I better up my

grooming. Cause I think I

groom about one percent.

You don't need

to groom because you're

kind of perfect. And then

I'm just gonna pile on

another.

Hi Buddy! Hi.

I'm gonna smell him.

These kittens are the

greatest. Okay, so most

people know that male cats

are called tomcats. What

are female cats called?

That's a good

question. Um...

They're all good to me. What are

they called?

You plead the fifth?

They're called mollys.

Mollys? What a great

name.

Who knew? Right.

Okay so right now we have

a member of each of our

four competing teams. Who

is going to win the Kitten

Bowl championship? We have

the tabbies, orange and

white, we have greys and

we have... Russian blues and the black

and white. Um, let's see I don't

know, I think the orange

and white looks very

fierce. Looking strong.

Looking like a strong

athlete today.

You're going for the orange?

Yes.

Guess what? You are

winning an orange collar,

which is blue. All the

orange kitties have the

blue collars and that's

your prize for the day.

This is my prize for the day?

Does it fit?

Fits perfectly.

How'd you know my size?

It does look kind of cute.

Um, thank you Rocco for being

here. You're awesome.

Thank you.

Good luck with everything.

Alright, so now let's get

back to that game.

Well thanks, Beth. And

we're back underway here to

start the second half of

the first annual Kitten

Bowl championship game

with the score the Cedar

Cove Cougars, ten and the

North Shore Bengals, six.

Crazy Legs

takes the ball out of the

end zone for the Cougars.

Stopped by Meowshawn

Lynch. Ferrell Owens

making aggresive moves

here.

John, he knows

how important this game is

and Owens takes the yarn

near the forty.

Reverses the field and

has the Cougar defense in

stitches.

Owens is looking to sew

this one up quickly, John.

Dan Furrino pounces on

the ball all alone near the

Cougar end zone.

John, that was a missed

opportunity by Bradclaw.

You got to wonder if

That's gonna come back

to haunt him.

Ferrell Owens charging

downfield. Past the

Cougar defense.

And into the

end zone for a Bengal

touchdown. The Bengals

line up for the extra

point. The kick is up and

Owens soars into the

uprights.

Making the score

North Shore Bengals,

thirteen, Cedar Cove

Cougars, ten.

Owens and Meow

celebrating on the goal post and

the Cougars are not happy.

Things are getting catty

here, John.

And the Cougars

receive the kickoff. Crazy Legs

fumbles near his own

end zone. What a run by

Dandy Dalton. He's almost

in the end zone, but

what a stop by the Cougars.

Let's take another

look at Dalton's daring

dash. His tail is in,

but without the ball. You

can't win.

Snowball jocking for

position at midfield

makes a move. Great ball

handling.

Snowball is really being

cute here, John.

Holy cannoli, Renee.

Well there's another flag on

the field.

It's got to be illegal

use of the paws.

Penalty. Illegall use

of the paws. First down.

Clear-cut case of

illegal use of the paws,

John. And Snowball is left

catatonic.

And Snowball retreats

to the sidelines for a breather.

This cat can

really cradle the yarn

ball. Adorable.

Penalty. Unnecessary

cuteness. Ten yards.

Uh, not adorable,

Renee. Unnecessarily cute.

Woah. Well clearly there's a

problem.

John what do you think is

happening here?

I think the lights have gone

out. Lucky for these cats,

the game can go on.

That's right.

Cats have six times better night

vision than humans, John.

A luminating cat fact.

Well let's take a

break while our crew can

see if they can throw

some light on the subject.

Regis Philbin will be

here right after this.

Welcome back to

the Kitten Bowl. Just

before the break the

lights went out. But

got them switched back on.

Joining us for some play

by play right now is a

serious cat lover who

happens to be a big dog in

the TV business.

Regis Philbin.

Well Regis, what do

you think so far in this

championship game?

I think it looks pretty

good. The jets could use a

few of these to go out and

catch a few passes. Very

frisky.

Well for

all the fantasy fans out

there. Lets check out our

cat stats.

Ferrell Owens, five

touchdowns. One fluffing

the passer penalty. And

three naps.

Tabby Romo, two touchdowns,

three sacks, and two cute.

Tomcat Brady. Three touchdowns,

two fumbles, but four cuddles.

Feline Manning. Two touchdowns,

three field goals and three

naps.

This of course

is the championship game

between the Cedar Cove

Cougars and the North

Shore Bengals. We're

midway through the third

quarter with the score

the North Shore Bengals,

thirteen, the Cedar Cove

Cougars, ten.

And that's Crazy Legs. The

all-pro out of Neuter Dame.

He's fumbled the ball!

It's getting away from him.

Adorable. That is

too cute.

The North Shore Animal

League did a great job

preparing these

kittens for the big game.

There's

a legitiment fight gonna

happen here between these

two. Look at this.

Look at him look at the other

one.

Yeah.

It's a very hairy situation.

Ooohhh...

And the whistle blows.

Flag thrown.

Unsportsman-like conduct. Shame

on you.

This aggression will not stand.

Ferrell Owens is

not pleased with that call

by the ref and he's

letting him know it. I

hope the ref is feeling

okay. I think he just

caught cat scratch fever.

And the referee puts

Ferrell in his place.

Sending a direct message.

The Cougar defense is not

amused by Owens' antics. And

he's climbing on the referee

again.

Ferrell's

been up to some adorable

antics all day long,

but this may be too much.

Owens' teammate Meowshawn Lynch

looks concerned. The

Bengals can't afford Owens

to be suspended again.

Penalty. Unnecessary

cuteness. You need a time out

gentlemen.

It appears our

cat-letes are taking

advantage of this timeout

to catch up on a little

sleep. Is that Snowball in

the stands?

And the referee blows

the whistle waking up our

catatonic cat-letes. The

Bengals take control of

the ball at midfield.

Meowshawn Lynch

fumbles the ball. Cedar

Cove recovers and marches

downfield.

What a pass to Tomcat Brady.

Touchdown, Cougars.

Nicely done.

Wow.

Tomcat Brady simply can't

be stopped.

They line up for the

extra point. Crazy Legs gets a

running start. He's up and

It's good!

And that will do it

for the third quarter of play.

With the North Shore

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