Kitten Bowl Page #9

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midfield.

It looks like we have an

old fashioned Catonian stand

off here, John.

Manti meow wins the

standoff, taking

possession back for the

Bengals.

The energy in this

game is palpable. There are

kittens littered all over

the field.

And the Cougars act

fast here. What a pass. But he

goes out of bounds at the

forty.

The Cougars will be

forced to take the field goal.

The lineup for the kick.

It's up. And it's

good.

Crazy Legs

soars into the uprights

for a Cougar field goal.

The first point of the

game, making the score

Cougars, three and Bengals,

nothing.

And the North

Shore Bengals receive the

kick at midfield.

Great work by the

Cougars.

Utilizing the paw cycle

defense.

It's just like riding

a bike, Renee. Instinctual.

Great play by Hairy Rice.

The Cedar Cove Cougars

know how important this

game is. They're hungry

for a victory.

With time running out

in the first, Manti Meow

gallops his way to the

twenty, the ten, and into

the end zone for a Bengals

touchdown.

Touchdown!

Meow shows some

fancy footwork here as he

quick steps into the

end zone for the score.

And Owens will

take the extra point. He's

up.

Ohhh.

Owens misses

another extra point.

Very out character for him,

John.

Meow's dance

moves put the North Shore

Bengals on top, six, three.

The claws are coming out.

We'll have more Kitten

Bowl plus Nicky Hilton

will be joining us. Stay

right here.

Welcome back. The

excitement is building here at

the Kitten Bowl Stadium. Let's

go to our tailgaters to

see what they think so far.

Alright let's

get back to the field.

And we're

back at Hallmark Channel

Stadium for the second

quarter of the Kitten

Bowl championship with the

North Shore Bengals out

for an early three point lead

over the Cedar Cove Cougars.

The Dandy Man

pounces on the Cougars'

secondary.

He's trying to set the

tone for this quarter early,

John. The Bengals want to take

this game into their own paws.

And again, Dandy Man

playing rough. These

Bengals may be out of the

jungle, but they came to

rumble. Dandy shakes his

tail in the face of his

teammate and gestures

for the audible.

The Cougars better wake

up here, John. The Bengals'

momentum is really picking up.

Illegal use of the

claws. Fourth down.

Illegal use of the

claws on Cedar Cove. Wow I

think the Dandy Man got away

with one there.

I agree, John. But

when we look at the replay

you can see that Crazy Legs

has his claws out. Good call.

Here's Crazy Legs

looking for a little help from

his friends.

And it appears Calico

Purress has taken some

time out for a light snack.

Penalty. Unnecessary

cuteness. Ten yards.

An inopportune time for a meal break.

And the Cougars receive the penalty.

Mmm. An

unfortunate, but delicious

call.

Snowball makes moves

with a yarn ball near midfield.

Passes long downfield

looking for Ferrell Owens.

What a slam.

Oooo.

Owens takes a hard fall

after that missed pass.

Owens is known

for his reckless style of

play and this is no

exception. Jumping way

above the defense but

unable to reel in the

pass.

Now let's check in with

Beth who's with a special

guest.

We're right in the heart

of all the action. Joining

me on the field is a huge

kitten fan, Nicky Hilton.

Hey Nicky.

Hi. How are you?

Is this crazy or what?

This is so fun.

When you heard there

was a Kitten Bowl, were you like

wow, it's about time?

I was like, I am so

there.

Right, and I

have to say I've been here

um, cheering them on and it

has been cat craziness. So...

look at the cat up in

the...

Ah!

In the stadium. Could you

just melt? How cute is

that?

It's hard to

say no.

You know, if you were

to pick one of these guys

to take home, who would you

pick?

This guy looks exactly

like my cat.

He's just staring

at you. I swear he keeps

staring at you. Look at

the one on the um, thirty

yard line.

Chilling.

He got a flag. So that's

why he's sitting there.

Thirty yard line.

Thanks, Nicky. Let's get

out of here so we can get back

to the game. Now back to

Renee and John in the booth.

Thanks Beth and thanks

Nicky. Before our break,

Ferrell Owens took a hard

slam, but it appears he's

been cleared to play and

is showing no signs of a

cat-cussion.

Ferrell is handling the

ball on the far sideline.

He looks to have his

agility back and seems

ready to play.

Meanwhile in the

Cedar Cove end zone, Crazy Legs

is on the precipice of a score.

He's unraveled the defense

and trying to sew this game up.

But he

just can't seem to get all

the way into the end zone,

John.

Right, Renee. So

close, but yet so furr away.

And as you can see here, Crazy

Legs needs to get the entire

yarn ball over the line. Try as

he might, just came up a thread

shy.

And Coach Harpaw

calls Crazy Legs to the

sideline after the near miss.

The Cedar Cove Cougars

are huddling near midfield.

Strategizing their next move.

And Calico Purress is

eating again.

Let's just

hope this feast doesn't

lead to a hairball, John.

I've seen that before.

Terry Bradclaw

has possession at the

thirty.

What a tackle by the Dandy Man.

That Dandy Man can and

did. Great tackle stopping

the Cougar momentum.

No penalty called,

but Dalton's nerves are

getting to him. Prancing

around like a cat on a hot

tin roof.

The North Shore

Bengals having some

communication issues here.

Not able to get the

defense over to a wide

open Hairy Rice, who's

looking to make a play

here and no open receivers.

Time is ticking away here

in the first half. If the

Cougars are going to make

something happen they need to

act fast.

And Rice does just that.

Touchdown, Cougars.

Great play by

Hairy Rice. It appears

the ball goes out of

bounds, But Rice kicks

it back into the end zone

with his back paw. Brilliant.

The extra point is up.

And it's good. And time

expires in the first half.

Making the score Cedar

Cove Cougars, ten,

North Shore Bengals, six.

Hang in there. We'll be

back with more Kitten Bowl after

this. Plus, Chef Rocco

DiSpirito will be here.

Welcome

back to the Kitten Bowl.

Before we get to it,

joining us right now is

one of the coolest cats I

know. Celebrity chef and

author of the Pound a Day

diet, Mr. Rocco DiSpirito.

Thank you. What a

great compliment. I think

cats are pretty cool.

I know you had cats

before. I know you're on

the market for a kitty.

I am in the market

for a cat. Yes. I know

- there's so many.

- Alright since you do know

cats. I'm gonna give you a

little kitty quiz.

Okay. Alright.

Okay, starting with

what kind of kitten is this?

Hi buddy...

Cute, other than cute.

What kind of kitten are

you? Tell me.

And purring.

I think he

is an American tabby.

You did it. Alright.

Or domestic tabby

right? Is that...?

Tabby. We just call him

tabby. Oh is he super

cute.

Oh he's a

good kisser too. Okay.

Okay an adult cat can run

up to twenty miles an hour or

thirty miles an hour?

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